ESTES PARK, CO-Noting the bag's elongated oval shape, prominent Wilson logo, and the fact that its owner was walking directly toward a tennis court, a new report released Tuesday concluded that the tennis-racket-shaped bag in local man Marcus Walman's hand just had to be full of tennis rackets. Using a multivariate Bayesian object-classification framework incorporating [...]The post Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets appeared first on The Onion.