ST. LOUIS-Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters Tuesday that he doesn't like who he becomes when he's around salsa. There's something about when a bowl of salsa hits the table...I become...different..." said Moore, adding that even on nights when he'd try to just [...]The post Man Doesn't Like Who He Becomes When He's Around Salsa appeared first on The Onion.