CHICAGO-Basing the instructions almost entirely on a mental map of his surroundings that had seemingly not been updated since 2002, local dad Kenan Volmer reportedly offered his children driving directions to their uncle's house Thursday that hinged on where an old Shell station used to be. So first you're going to drive down Touhy Avenue, [...]The post Dad's Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be appeared first on The Onion.