WASHINGTON-Dismissing public concern about the president's health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he's always had two dots as [...]The post White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe appeared first on The Onion.