CHICAGO-Growing visibly alarmed as he speculated about the unclouded liquid's implications for his long-term health, 53-year-old Charles Lewis reportedly became terrified Tuesday morning after his urine came out clear for the first time in his life. Oh Jesus, it just looks like water-I've never seen it like that before," said Lewis, who became increasingly unsettled [...]The post Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life appeared first on The Onion.