COLUMBUS, OH-Telling the 54-year-old there was no reason to panic over the fist-sized bulge that had recently begun shifting beneath the skin of his abdomen, local physician Alan Keller reportedly reassured patient Eric Madsen on Wednesday that the lump was probably just his body making an extra guy. At your age, it's perfectly normal to [...]The post Doctor Reassures Patient That Lump Probably Just Body Making Extra Guy appeared first on The Onion.