SEATTLE-Exhibiting an air of practiced nonchalance as he mentioned his high-profile acquaintance, the Hinge date of area woman Melissa Jacobs was overheard Thursday dropping the name of the man who created Beetle Bailey. You know, what you just said reminds me of something my old buddy Mort-that's Inkpot Award winner Mort Walker, maybe you've heard [...]The post Date Name-Drops Creator Of Beetle Bailey' appeared first on The Onion.