WASHINGTON-Calling the act a forward-looking attempt to preserve the nation's most precious natural treasures for the president's descendants, the Department of the Interior announced Monday that it would set aside a 2.3-million-acre stretch of American land for future Trumps to enjoy. We're proud to safeguard these beautiful forests, beaches, and mountaintops to ensure they can [...]The post Dept. Of Interior Sets Aside 2.3 Million Acres For Future Trumps To Enjoy appeared first on The Onion.