BRISTOL, CT-Claiming he was now convinced he had wasted his life covering a little boy sport," longtime ESPN analyst Tim Kurkjian announced Wednesday that he was quitting Baseball Tonight after discovering mixed martial arts. They can hit each other, they can kick each other, they can break each other's arms-it's incredible. You can't do any [...]The post Tim Kurkjian Quits Baseball Tonight' After Discovering MMA appeared first on The Onion.