WASHINGTON-Announcing 60... 59...58..." through their waterproof Bluetooth speakers in a booming, robotic voice that horrified millions of Americans across the country, the nation's smart toilets have begun counting down, sources reported Wednesday.The technologically advanced plumbing fixtures, some of which retail for as high as $25,000, are said to have initiated the sequence simultaneously in upscale [...]The post Nation's Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down appeared first on The Onion.