More people than ever are eschewing parenthood, and if you talk to my peers, they'll readily tell you why. They'll say it's too expensive, or boast about how they'd rather focus on traveling or their careers. Some will even argue it's unethical. Well, I've thought long and hard about bringing children into the world, and [...]The post I Want Kids So I'll Have Someone To Take Care Of Me When I Get Hammered appeared first on The Onion.