Ella-Lousie Bauer and Aron Howell by The Onion Staff from The Onion on 2026-09-11 13:00 (#78ATN) The lovely couple could not afford the time off work, so they wed in eight 15-minute chunks over three days during their allotted bathroom breaks.The post Ella-Lousie Bauer and Aron Howell appeared first on The Onion.