DHARAMSHALA, INDIA-Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would participate in a one-year residency inside the body of Bruno Mars.While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could [...]The post Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars appeared first on The Onion.