Abdul El-Sayed is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Michigan. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the progressive candidate. Ethnicity: Scary-American Personal Mission: Disproving harmful stereotypes about jacked Muslim doctors Campaign Strategy: Distract voters with ideas for improving government Largest Attack Ad Funders: AIPAC, Mike Rogers for Senate, DNC Where [...]The post Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed appeared first on The Onion.