WASHINGTON-In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation's 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into the side of a bank. Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing [...]The post Nation's 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank appeared first on The Onion.