NEW YORK-Urging incoming players to avoid the financial pitfalls that have derailed so many promising careers, the NBA reportedly reminded rookies Tuesday not to blow their first paycheck on a big-ass snake. The first time you see all those zeroes in your bank account, you're going to be tempted to buy a beautiful 10-foot albino [...]The post NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake appeared first on The Onion.