WASHINGTON-As they emerged from their smoldering, star-spangled chronochamber and urged the public to heed a consequential message, time travelers from the year 2376 attempted to warn the nation Saturday of a future in which the United States was still perfect.Americans, we come to you on your semiquincentennial with a dire dispatch: You must keep up [...]The post Time Travelers From Year 2376 Warn Of FutureWhere America Still Perfect appeared first on The Onion.