HOULTON, ME-Saying the discussion felt more like something out of National Geographic than a heart-to-heart, local woman Elise Figueroa confirmed Thursday that a conversation about non-monogamy with her husband, Marcus, was chock-full of animal facts. I'm really annoyed that we're having this conversation again when I've already told him I'm not interested, but I suppose [...]The post Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts appeared first on The Onion.