BISMARCK, ND-Admitting that it had let the other 49 states do pretty much all of the heavy lifting," North Dakota issued a formal apology Tuesday for contributing nothing to the nation's greatness.Look, we acknowledge that we don't exactly bring much to the table besides being a cold, windy rectangle on the map, and for that [...]The post North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation's Greatness appeared first on The Onion.