WASHINGTON-Interrupting a heated discussion about national cybersecurity vulnerabilities with a series of high-pitched squeals, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly spent Thursday's Cabinet meeting somersaulting across the conference room in excited pursuit of his own penis. Oh, I'm gonna get you! Yes, I am! Yes, I am! Come to Daddy, you [...]The post Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting appeared first on The Onion.