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It is likely to be important evidence since you weren't smart enough to keep it out of the photos.
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Hopefully the oral argument will also be at least partly in Klingon.
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If you live in Zimbabwe, that is.
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If planning to insult a judge who is retiring, you might first want to confirm the date of said retirement.
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Judicial opinions you'll enjoy reading.
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WHEREAS, this has been bugging the $*#& out of Rep. Tracy McCreery.
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