Article 3NNEJ Trump Suffering Horrible Indigestion After Eating Fresh, Well-Prepared State Dinner Meal

Trump Suffering Horrible Indigestion After Eating Fresh, Well-Prepared State Dinner Meal

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WASHINGTON-Experiencing searing abdominal pain brought on by the healthy fare, President Trump reportedly suffered horrible indigestion Wednesday, the morning after he ate a fresh, well-prepared meal at his first state dinner. "Ugh, my God-why the hell did I eat all that garbage last night?" said the wincing, sweating"

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