Trump Suffering Horrible Indigestion After Eating Fresh, Well-Prepared State Dinner Meal
by The Onion from on (#3NNEJ)
WASHINGTON-Experiencing searing abdominal pain brought on by the healthy fare, President Trump reportedly suffered horrible indigestion Wednesday, the morning after he ate a fresh, well-prepared meal at his first state dinner. "Ugh, my God-why the hell did I eat all that garbage last night?" said the wincing, sweating"