Article 3XE7A Third-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One Day

Third-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One Day

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WINCHESTER, MA-Spellbound by his own thoughts as the words "Classroom Essentials" appeared on screen and washed over him in a cold tide of sudden awareness, incoming third-grader Harrison Jacobs was struck Friday by a sudden recognition of his own mortality brought on by another year of back-to-school commercials."

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