Third-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One Day

WINCHESTER, MA-Spellbound by his own thoughts as the words "Classroom Essentials" appeared on screen and washed over him in a cold tide of sudden awareness, incoming third-grader Harrison Jacobs was struck Friday by a sudden recognition of his own mortality brought on by another year of back-to-school commercials."