Article 5B4YB ‘Oh, God, What Have I Done!’ Cries Matt Patricia After Discovering Pencil Fused To Ear

‘Oh, God, What Have I Done!’ Cries Matt Patricia After Discovering Pencil Fused To Ear

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DETROIT-Grasping fruitlessly at the mound of flesh that had grown around the writing implement, former Detroit Lions coach Matt Patricia screamed, What have I done!" Wednesday after discovering his pencil had become fused behind his ear. They warned me. They warned me and I wouldn't listen! Oh God," screamed...

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