‘Oh, God, What Have I Done!’ Cries Matt Patricia After Discovering Pencil Fused To Ear
DETROIT-Grasping fruitlessly at the mound of flesh that had grown around the writing implement, former Detroit Lions coach Matt Patricia screamed, What have I done!" Wednesday after discovering his pencil had become fused behind his ear. They warned me. They warned me and I wouldn't listen! Oh God," screamed...