Article 6VNBG Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening

Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening

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After a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in Wenatchee, WA is working with local authorities to determine the cause of the disaster. What do you think?

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If you put asbestos in the popcorn, they'll buy more drinks."

Joe Knapp, Novel Reader
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This is why I prefer DC."

Connor Putnam, Chair Assembler
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This never happened when Captain America was white."

Lauren Gingles, Plastics Exporter

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