Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening

After a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in Wenatchee, WA is working with local authorities to determine the cause of the disaster. What do you think?

If you put asbestos in the popcorn, they'll buy more drinks."

Joe Knapp, Novel Reader

This is why I prefer DC."

Connor Putnam, Chair Assembler

This never happened when Captain America was white."

Lauren Gingles, Plastics Exporter

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