Article 74VT1 Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks

Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks

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A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?

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And to think my kid looks up to these sharks."

Tristan Weiss, Dividend Calculator
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So that's why they never stop swimming."

Sierra Ibarra, Cloak Retailer
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If sharks need to reach out for some help I'm always available to talk."

Joel Valentine, Flag Hoister

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