Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks
A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with such contaminants increasingly found in tourism-driven marine environments. What do you think?

And to think my kid looks up to these sharks."
Tristan Weiss, Dividend Calculator

So that's why they never stop swimming."
Sierra Ibarra, Cloak Retailer

If sharks need to reach out for some help I'm always available to talk."
Joel Valentine, Flag Hoister
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