Luddite In 2070 Refuses To Merge Consciousness With Self-Driving Hyundai Elantra
ULTRA-TOPEKA, KS-Holding his hand over the USB port implanted below his left ear, local Luddite Thomas Berkshire reportedly refused to merge consciousness Tuesday with his new self-driving 2070 Hyundai Elantra. "Uh oh, big scary technology is gonna steal Thomas's very essence if he plugs in his brain stem to the car's"