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World's favourite open-source PDF interpreter needs patching (again)
Still afraid of no ghost? You didn't read the script Google Project Zero bug-hunter Tavis Ormandy took a "random look at the new release" of Ghostscript, and found a partly addressed vulnerability that works in all versions up to 9.26.…
Microsoft’s Bing dinged: What happened, Xi Jinping?
Redmond's search engine finally achieves parity with Google. Yep: it also doesn’t work in China Chinese internet users have today found themselves unable to access Microsoft's search engine, Bing.…
The outfit where the NHS England Digital boss is headed? Turns out their code is 'not technically suitable' for the £6.4m NHS App
Integration don't LIVI here any more A Discovery Report from NHS Digital has given video GP provider LIVI a kick in the integrations.…
Office 365 enjoys good old-fashioned Thursday wobble as email drops over in Europe
2018's greatest hits on repeat in 2019 for some lucky Microsoft punters Office 365 is enjoying a Thursday wobble this morning, at least as far as users in the UK and much of Europe are concerned.…
Tech sector meekly waves arms in another bid to get Oz to amend its crypto-busting laws
Rather than binning them and starting again Comment An alliance of Australia's tech and industry advocacy groups hopes, yet again, to have the country's encryption-busting legislation tweaked before the government goes to an election no later than May.…
Straight outta Blighty: Readers, if you were a tech billionaire, what would you do?
Offshore, don't care? Reader poll Nothing splits The Reg readers, or the UK, quite like a discussion on where to put the jam in its scone, so we decided to ask you what, indeed, you would do if you were a tech billionaire on the eve of a potentially, er, disorderly Brexit.…
Serverless Computing London Call for Papers is open NOW
Functions as a conference... Serverless Computing London returns in November, and we want you to be there, on stage.…
By gum(stick): Samsung speeds up 970 EVO Plus drive
Cut-price unit takes WD's heatsink-toting SSD to the cleaners too Samsung has updated its 970 EVO SSD gumstick SSD to boast numbers that beat Western Digital's fancy heatsink-sporting SN750.…
Hadoop coop thrown for loop by malware snoop n' scoop troop? Oh poop
Attacks on distributed frameworks on the rise, it is claimed by infosec biz Hadoop databases haven't been getting much interest from hackers so far, compared to other data silos, but that's changing, according to a new study.…
So this is how that terrifying killer AI will end us... by pushing us down hospital wait lists?
Smartish system has a good stab at prioritizing patients, has problems deciding what's critical, tho Artificially intelligent software can help slash the wait times for patients anxious to see the results of their X-ray scans, it is claimed.…
The BMC in OpenBMC stands for 'Burglarize My Computer' – thanks to irritating security flaw
Pantsdown vulnerability affects various BMC stacks as well as OpenBMC on systems using two particular Aspeed chips An oversight in the firmware for various baseband management controllers (BMCs) can be exploited by miscreants to bury spyware deep inside a server, potentially poisoning it for the next owner.…
Starship bloopers: In touching tribute to Tesla shares, Musk proto-craft tumbles – as Bezos' Blue Origin rocket lifts off
Jeff 1 - 0 Elon Vid + Pic Jeff Bezos' rocket biz Blue Origin successfully launched its New Shepard rocket from US soil on Wednesday, with NASA science gear aboard.…
OK Google, er, Siri, um, Alexa, can you invalidate these digital assistant patents, please?
Yes. Killing effort to seize voice-controlled pal technology now A coalition of tech giants has successfully convinced a US court to invalidate three patents covering tech at the heart of voice-controlled digital assistants like Siri, Cortana and Google Assistant. The fight, however, isn't over yet.…
As netizens, devs scream bloody murder over Chrome ad-block block, Googlers insist: It's not set in stone (yet)
Advertising giant insists it's all still on drawing board – as plugin devs face code rewrites Analysis Following uproar from developers and netizens over proposed changes to Chrome that threaten to break content and ad blockers, and knacker other browser extensions, Google software engineer Devlin Cronin has offered reassurance that the plans aren't set in stone.…
Fake broadband ISP support scammers accidentally cough up IP address to Deadpool in card phish gone wrong
A tale of Twitter fraudsters, an infosec biz boss, and a quest for one honeypot hit Fraudsters masquerading as ISP support agents to phish payment card details have been unmasked – after they tried to scam a Brit infosec biz cofounder.…
Google faces another GDPR probe – this time in the land of meatballs and flat-pack furniture
Gimme, gimme, gimme your data after midnight... Swedish watchdogs cry, Mamma Mia! over location slurping Google's slurping of people's location data and web browsing histories is being probed by Swedish privacy watchdog.…
Look out, kids. Your Tinder account is about to be swamped by old people... probably
Hookup app maker dishes out super-likes and $25 in cash to settle lawsuit Young people may have better skin, but old people seemingly have better lawyers.…
Senior UK.gov ministers asked: So, are we going to ban Huawei or what?
All our Five Eyes mates have shown them the door The British government has been asked to confirm that national telecommunications infrastructure is secure amid growing concerns about Chinese supplier Huawei.…
Nothing 'unites teams' like a good relocation, eh Vodafone?
Cost-cutting effort to see sites close, staffers shifted Vodafone is rationalising real estate in the UK to cut costs and – in its words – "unite teams", with the lion's share of its Technology heads to be based at Newbury HQ. Redundancies seem inevitable as staff will be asked to relocate, in some cases, hundreds of miles.…
Nationwide UK court IT failure farce 'not the result of a cyber attack' – Justice Ministry
Incompetence or malice? Pick one The Ministry of Justice has said a data centre outage was responsible for the widespread collapse of the UK's civil and criminal court IT infrastructure over the past few days.…
Pentagon cloud contract sueball: Oh no, Oracle doesn't need those docs, AWS tells court
Urges it to chuck Big Red's request to depose former Pentagon staffers, too Oracle's lawsuit over the Pentagon's $10bn cloud contract is cherry-picked "spin", AWS has said in a submission (PDF) aiming to stop Big Red accessing internal documents and deposing two former government staffers.…
Brexit? Now that it's raining more than ever, know we're OK at Computacenter
We're just a humble reseller, eller, eller, eh, eh, eh Amid talk of Brexit uncertainty, Computacenter has issued a pre-close trading update that showed the sales dials for calendar '18 pointing upwards. And it was boring old tech reselling that helped it get there.…
'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons
Pretty f***ing metal tbh Christians enjoy reminding the heathens, atheists and sinners who share this world that they're all going to Hell. Whether it's by peppering conversation with Bible quotes or just a little smug smile, we know what they're thinking.…
Intel applies hobnailed boot to countries where its men and women workers aren't paid the same
While others fidget awkwardly, silicon slinger hits 'pay equity' Intel took time out from its hardware woes to buff its inclusivity halo and announce it had reached gender "pay equity" globally.…
Black hats are great for language diversity, says Eugene Kaspersky
Also reckons Russian hackers go quiet over the Christmas holidays FIC2019 According to Eugene Kaspersky, founder of the eponymous antivirus company, black-hat hackers are increasingly likely to speak Portuguese and Spanish as well as the traditional English, Russian and Chinese.…
Oz auditor: Number of times failed government biometric project met a milestone = None
Nope, never. We think buying nothing cost us AU$34m, but nobody's sure How much IT can you buy for AU$34m (£18m, $24m)? None at all, if you're the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission in the market for a biometric system.…
Court orders moribund ZX Spectrum reboot firm's directors to stump up £38k legal costs bill
Looks like the final act in the grubby Vega+ saga Just as readers thought the saga of dodgy Sinclair reboot firm Retro Computers Ltd had ended, the High Court has ruled that its current and former directors owe £38,000 in legal costs to two of its founders.…
Remember Woolworths? Well there's a different* one that still exists in Oz. Telstra wants NBN Co to help shove fibre in it
3,000 sites on list In one of its first major wins in the enterprise market, NBN Co** has confirmed it will pull fibre to Woolworths' properties in support of a Telstra contract with the supermarket giant.…
Register Lecture: Can big science keep up with discovery?
Lessons from LHC – the world’s largest scientific machine Reg Lectures The Higgs Boson particle was first predicted by scientists in 1964 but it wasn't until 2012 that the existence of this fundamental of physics could finally be proven. That was thanks to CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC).…
Oracle's priorities for 2019? Repeat this handy mantra: Applications! Automation! Integration!
Mark Hurd eyes up half the world's app market Analysis All too aware database sales alone won't sustain it, Oracle's execs are seeking to push Big Red as a one-stop shop for cloudy apps.…
Everyday doings of a metropolitan techie: Stob's software diary
Chronicles of Delphi scribe podcasts, er, scribbles her musings
White-listing Azure cloud connections to grease your Office 365 wheels? About that...
Dev fears sub-domain abuse – Plus, unofficial patches for trio of Windows zero-days Microsoft has been accused of ignoring an IT security risk that could be exploited to create legit-looking malware-laden webpages that sport seemingly trusted Azure and Office 365 domain names. Alternatively, the domains potentially could be used to stealthily leak stolen data from networks.…
Qualcomm: Please don't hate us just 'cause we're so freaking excellent
FTC case continues as chipmaker starts defense Analysis Qualcomm has launched its rebuttal of antitrust charges by claiming it's just too damn good at its job.…
Q. China just landed on its far side, the US woz there 50 years ago – now Europe wants to mine it? A. It's the Moon
Plus: Potential meteoroid snapped crashing into surface during total lunar eclipse Pic Within the next six years, the European Space Agency hopes to drill into the Moon and extract oxygen and water, paving the way for folks to eventually live on the rocky satellite.…
Oracle robbed just about anyone who wasn't a pasty white male of $400m, says Uncle Sam
Lucrative govt IT contracts at risk in discrim legal battle The US Department of Labor has doubled-down on Oracle, accusing the IT giant of “stark patterns of discrimination” against women and minorities since 2013.…
Build the wall... around your DNS settings, US govt IT staff urged by Homeland Security amid domain hijackings
Anyone still at their posts, please stop these address takeovers... please, helloo? Anyone there? America's Homeland Security has urged US government departments and federal agencies to shore up their DNS control panels after hackers successfully stormed the barricades.…
The most annoying British export since Piers Morgan: 'Drones' halt US airport flights
Talk about Jersey Whirl... Flying gizmos disrupt ops this evening It seems the UK's latest pain-in-the-ass craze has made its way stateside again, as alleged sightings of rogue drones brought Newark Liberty International Airport to a halt Tuesday.…
Ginni, you may have to get out and push: IBM sales, profit stuck in the mud. $13bn is $13bn, tho
Pay no attention to Watson's lackluster performance – look, the share price is up! IBM on Tuesday delivered its third consecutive quarter of declining revenue, and its shares still surged in after-hours trading.…
Plug in your iPhone, iPad, iPod, fire up the App Store: You have new Apple patches to install
Open the door, get on the floor – not so fast if you've an iPhone 4 Apple has emitted a handful of software patches to address security vulnerabilities in iOS, macOS, and various peripherals.…
You heard the latest Chinese CRISPRs? They are real: Renegade bio-boffin did genetically modify baby twins
Egghead faces criminal rap after Beijing tells of banned experiment Babies were genetically engineered in test tubes using the CRISPR DNA-editing tool as part of an illegal experiment led by disgraced scientist He Jiankui, the Chinese government confirmed this week.…
Wow, fancy that. Web ad giant Google to block ad-blockers in Chrome. For safety, apparently
How many ad blocks could an ad slinger block if an ad slinger could block blocks? Google engineers have proposed changes to the open-source Chromium browser that will break content-blocking extensions, including various ad blockers.…
Heads up: Debian's package manager is APT for root-level malware injection... Fix out now to thwart MITM hijacks
Disable redirects before applying update The Debian Project has patched a security flaw in its software manager Apt that can be exploited by network snoops to execute commands as root on victims' boxes as they update or install packages.…
Core blimey... When is an AMD CPU core not a CPU core? It's now up to a jury of 12 to decide
Chip giant can't shake off US class-action lawsuit over Bulldozer advertising A class-action lawsuit against AMD claiming false advertising over its "eight core" FX processors has been given the go-ahead by a California judge.…
Veeam: Users are crying out for cloud tiers
At least we hope so – 'cos here are some 'infinite' cloudy backup repositories Veeam has added a Cloud element to its Availability Suite, tiering off old data to object storage in AWS and Azure or on-premises.…
En garde! 'Cyber-war has begun' – and France will hack first, its defence sec declares
Parly-vous cyber-security? No plan to surrender, military bug bounty coming FIC2019 France’s defence secretary Florence Parly today declared “Cyber war has begun.”…
Stage fright or Stage light? Depends how far you dare to open your MacBook Pro's lid
Pursuit of ever skinnier laptops blamed as some post-2016 displays start failing Apple's Macbook Pro has yet another "fatal flaw" in the form of a flex cable fingered as being the root of a host of display problems.…
[NSFW] Hardworking Americans keep busy during the government shutdown driving up smut traffic
You can make your own Yank joke here NSFW links Recent statistics indicate that not is only the US government shutdown lengthening, so too is the amount of time spent in the Washington DC area on, ahem, adult pursuits.…
French diplomat: Spies gonna spy – there aren't any magical cyberspace laws that can prevent it
Pragmatic chap looks at reality of international relations FIC2019 A French diplomat has suggested that future global regulation of cyberspace could exempt spying from regulation "as long as some specific sectors are preserved".…
We all love bonking to pay, but if you bonk with a Windows Phone then Microsoft has bad news
Look, the platform is dead. Will you just move on already? Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to honour the memory of yet another Windows mobile technology. The rabidly unpopular Microsoft Wallet for the much beloved Windows Phone is for the chop.…
Looks like Uncle Sam has pulled its finger out and appointed a Privacy Shield ombudsperson
White House to nominate former DocuSign boss The US may have finally complied with the European Commission's repeated requests to name a permanent Privacy Shield ombudsperson, The Register understands.…
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