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SpaceX sends Iridium-8 into space while Musk flaunts his retro rocket
The 1930s called. They'd like their silver Starship back SpaceX launched its first mission of 2019, fulfilling its Iridium contract, while the Falcon 9 due to loft the company's Crew Dragon demo mission remained resolutely attached to Florida.…
Cloud hardware spend edges ahead of traditional setups for the first time
Q3 '18 it hit 50.9% of of total IT turnover, according to analyst Abacus-strummer IDC has clocked that quarterly revenues of IT infrastructure (that's servers, storage, and Ethernet switches) for the cloud have officially squeezed past sales into traditional environments.…
NHS England's chief digital officer goes full digital, ditches health service for GP app biz
Juliet Bauer to join Livi in April NHS England's chief digital officer has reportedly told staff she is leaving the organisation just days after the government launched its tech-focused long-term plan for the body.…
If you don't like apps touching, Qubes 4.0.1 is a good place to jump in
Virty OS's latest version rolls up the best bits of 2018 Invisible Things Lab pushed out a point release of Qubes OS this week in the form of version 4.0.1…
Medical advice app Your.MD could have been tampered with by anyone, alleges ex-veep
Did he really blow the whistle on security fears? tribunal asked A former vice president of medical app Your.MD has claimed "false information could be fed into the diagnostic system" as a result of security failings in the software's backend.…
Huawei sales director nicked in Poland on suspicion of 'spying'
Former Polish security agency exec also under arrest Polish authorities have reportedly arrested Huawei's sales director and an ex-security agency staffer on allegations of spying.…
xHamster reports spike in UK users getting their five-knuckle shuffle on before pr0n age checks
Or Jillin' off, for the ladies UK-based smut viewers seem to be filling their boots before the government's age check kicks in as traffic to xHamster rose 6 per cent in 2018.…
It WASN'T the update, says Microsoft: Windows 7 suffers identity crisis as users hit by activation errors
Activation server fiddling on day of monthly update... really? Microsoft has said that activation errors seen by Windows 7 users should not be chalked up to Tuesday's patch, but rather were an entirely different cockup.…
Alphabet board smacked with sueball for paying off Google execs accused of sexual harassment
Shareholders' suit alleges there was a 'pattern' Another day, another anti-Google lawsuit – this time over claims Alphabet, adtech monolith Google's holding company, "failed to take meaningful steps to address a pervasive culture of harassment and discrimination".…
Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP
It was still going? Exclusive Vodafone has confirmed it will shutter Demon Broadband, the pioneering Iron Age ISP, as part of its network upgrade plans.…
CES flicks the off switch on massager award… and causes a buzz
It's not the messiah, it's just very naughty metadata Something for the Weekend, Sir? Withdrawal at the last moment isn't the most reliable method of avoiding trouble or embarrassment. This was certainly the experience at CES this year when judges very suddenly rescinded an Innovation Award it had given for Lora DiCarlo's Osé Robotic Massager.…
No plain sailing for Anon hacktivist picked up by Disney cruise ship: 10 years in the cooler for hospital DDoS caper
Healthcare networks pummeled amid drama over teen girl's custody Five months after he was found guilty of orchestrating a distributed denial-of-service attack against US healthcare providers, the self-styled Anonymous hacker Martin Gottesfeld has been sentenced to 121 months in prison.…
Amazon Mime: We train (badly) an AI love bot using divorce bombshell Bezos' alleged sexts to his new girlfriend
Why? For science! Within hours of announcing that he and his wife are divorcing, what's alleged to be Amazon tycoon Jeff Bezos' steamy texts to his new girlfriend were leaked online.…
If I could turn back time, I'd tell you to keep that old Radarange at home
Because this comp is counting down to something... On Call Friday has come around, reliable as ever, to mark the end of that most dreaded thing, the first full week after New Year.…
What's the fate of our Solar System? Boffins peer into giant crystal ball – ah, no, wait, that's our Sun in 10bn years
50-year theory finally confirmed by European space craft A scan of the heavens has shown space is littered with the crystallized remains of stars, and our own sun is expected to go the same way, too. Yes, turning into a crystal ball.…
If you wanna learn from the IT security blunders committed by hacked hospital group, here's some weekend reading
Database intrusion should not have succeeded, probe finds, but... The theft of 1.5 million patient records, including those of Singapore's Prime Minister, from the city state's SingHealth hospital group by hackers could probably have been stopped had the IT department not been so useless, an inquiry has found.…
Americans are just fine with facial recognition technology – as long as they get shorter queues
The younger generation leads the fight against face matching Surprise, surprise, most Americans believe the US government shouldn't limit the use of facial recognition technology, particularly if it's convenient for them or used for their protection.…
Dozens of .gov HTTPS certs expire, webpages offline, FBI on ice, IT security slows... Yup, it's day 20 of Trump's govt shutdown
Hackers may be rubbing their hands with glee The IT impact of the ongoing partial US federal government shutdown has begun to show up in the form of degraded computer security. According to internet services biz Netcraft, more than 80 TLS certificates used on .gov websites have expired and have not been renewed.…
Cyber-insurance shock: Zurich refuses to foot NotPetya ransomware clean-up bill – and claims it's 'an act of war'
Snack company client disagrees, sues for $100m US snack food giant Mondelez is suing its insurance company for $100m after its claim for cleaning up a massive NotPetya ransomware infection was rejected – for being "an act of war" and therefore not covered under its policy.…
Gartner: Not a very merry Christmas for PC market as chip shortage bites, small biz vanishes
If you're not Lenovo, HP or Dell it has been a year of shrinkage Global PC shipments slumped 4.3 per cent in the final quarter of the year as computer manufacturers had a very unhappy festive season.…
Unexpected final boss for games kit SpatialOS: Unity blasts multiplayer GDK out of the cloud
Game over for Brit-based maker of real-time online gaming platform? Updated Improbable, the UK-based maker of the SpatialOS Game Development Kit (GDK) for the Unity game engine, on Thursday warned that all Unity-based titles integrating its GDK are now violating Unity's Terms of Service.…
Two out of five Silicon Valley techies complain Trump's H-1B crackdown has hit 'em hard
End of fast processing upsets the Apple cart (and workers at other Silicon Valley giants) Restrictions placed on US work visas by the Trump administration are upsetting employees in one of America's most profitable industries: technology.…
Reddit locks out users with poor password hygiene after spotting 'unusual activity'
Forum admin blames recycled credentials for 'security concern' Some Redditors have been locked out of their accounts over a mysterious security problem that the internet forum's admins have blamed on people reusing old passwords.…
Talk about beating heads against brick walls... Hard disk drive unit shipments slowly spinning down
This is the age of the SSD Disk drive shipments sank from 104.8 million in Q4 of 2017 to 88-89 million in the fourth quarter of 2018, according to a preliminary report from research house TrendFocus.…
Oracle's in-house lawyer denied access to Uncle Sam's procurement docs in JEDI legal battle
You can’t stop the change: Chalk one up to AWS as judge agrees with Big Red's rival Oracle's in-house counsel has been denied access to sealed information in its legal battle over the Pentagon's $10bn cloud contract after a judge sided with AWS in what will be one of many smaller battles in the case.…
Good news: Microsoft's Azure Data Box Disk is here. Bad news: UK South Storage is having a liedown
The cloud giveth and the cloud taketh away Microsoft Azure's UK South storage region developed a distinct wobble today.…
Amazon takes aim at MongoDB with launch of Mongo-compatible DocumentDB
Move comes after database upstart mooted new licence to stop cloud giants ripping off its tech Amazon has sent a shot across the bow of MongoDB today as it announced a document database with Mongo compatibility.…
Baddies linked to Iran fingered for DNS hijacking to read Middle Eastern regimes' emails
'Almost unprecedented' attacks use the old man-in-the-middle diddle – infoseccers Infosec biz FireEye has suggested Iran may be responsible for what it claims are DNS hijacking attacks aimed at snooping on the contents of Middle Eastern governments' email inboxes.…
Everything you ever wanted to know about NVMe
Unshackle your data from slow disks eBook Promo If you are trying to find the best way to boost the performance of your top-tier applications, look no further than Non-Volatile Memory Express (NVMe).…
Windows 10 Insiders sent on quest deep into Registry to fetch goblet of Reserved Storage
It's dangerous to go alone, take these WSL tweaks too Microsoft dropped a fresh Windows 10 Insider Build last night, which brought some welcome tweaks to the Windows Subsystem for Linux and enabled Reserved Storage.…
Just for EU, just for EU, just for EU: Forget about enforcing Right To Be Forgotten outside member states
Top court receives advice paraphrasing M People* European Right To Be Forgotten (RTBF) rulings should not apply globally, but block results across all EU states, the bloc's top court has been told.…
Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim
What Captain Cook can do next for Cupertino Comment Like a comedy sketch Lord Nelson, Apple CEO Tim Cook held the telescope to his eyepatch this week and told investors he couldn't see any enemy ships.…
Before you slink off to the pub, be sure to patch these 19 serious vulns in Juniper Networks kit
Happy New Year from the Gin Palace Juniper Networks has had its first big bug day in months, with 19 patches announced covering everything from third-party package catchups to critical errors in password handling.…
FYI: NASA eggheads can't fix a knackered Hubble space 'scope camera – thanks to Trump's govt shutdown
Donald's wall tantrum has out-of-this-world consequences The Wide Field Camera 3 on NASA’s beloved Hubble Space Telescope is right now out of order due to a hardware glitch, the space agency confirmed this week.…
The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit
Patches pending for distros to deal with threat of local privilege escalation to root Security biz Qualys has revealed three vulnerabilities in a component of systemd, a system and service manager used in most major Linux distributions.…
Wanted – have you seen this MAC address: f8:e0:79:af:57:eb? German cops appeal for logs in bomb probe
Plod hope to snare DHL blackmailer with a penchant for homemade explosives German police investigating a blackmailer's parcel bombing campaign reckon they know the MAC address of a device used by the scumbag, and hope network logs can help unmask the perp.…
Typical! You wait ages for a fast radio burst from outer space, and suddenly 13 show up
Canada CHIMES into search with new 'scope and lots of iron Canada's new radio telescope, built to explore the early universe, has turned out to be a handy hunter for the mysterious phenomena called Fast Radio Bursts (FRB).…
Steamer closets, flying cars, robot boxers, smart-mock-cock ban hypocrisy – yes, it's the worst of CES this year
And we're only halfway through the week CES 2019 It's this year's Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Las Vegas this week – and you know what that means……
We're two weeks into 2019, and an email can potentially knacker your Cisco message box – plus other bugs to fix
Process data, crash, restart, process data, crash, restart... Cisco's security team's holiday season has ended with a bang: 18 patches, but thankfully only one of them rated “critical”.…
Fake news? More like ache news. Grandma, grampa 'more likely' to share made-up articles during US election
Oldies should stick to handing out Werther's Originals, not headlines, study suggests Senior Americans aged 65 and older shared more fake news on Facebook during the 2016 US Presidential election than any other age group, according to a study published on Wednesday.…
This July, Google will weep for there are no more worlds to banhammer: 'Bad ads' to be blocked globally
Advertising giant insists annoying banners are rare... and killable by Chrome Come July 9, Google Chrome will take its online advertising controls global as it begins worldwide enforcement of the Better Ads Standards, guidelines developed to discourage truly disruptive online ads.…
Who cracked El Chapo's encrypted chats and brought down the Mexican drug kingpin? Er, his IT manager
Feds flipped techie and recorded hundreds of calls In an extraordinary twist, it was revealed on Tuesday that the man most likely responsible for bringing drug kingpin "El Chapo" Joaquin Guzman to justice was none other than his sysadmin.…
IBM insists it's not deliberately axing older staff. Internal secret docs state otherwise...
Laid-off Big Blue sales ace suing over 'age discrimination' demands end to stonewalling IBM is still refusing to turn over documents in a bombshell age-discrimination lawsuit that attorneys representing plaintiff Jonathan Langley believe will show Big Blue has deliberately and systematically shed older workers.…
Microsoft wins today's buzzword bingo with empowering set of updates to Teams
I have to celebrate you baby, I have to praise you like I should It's all about "Firstline Workers" in three new updates to Microsoft's cloudy collaboration platform.…
Just updated Windows 7? Can't access network shares? It isn't just you
Quality Assurance? We've heard of it Microsoft has doubled down on efforts to persuade users to migrate to Windows 10 by breaking Windows 7 networking for some.…
Zuck's 2019 tech talk tour should tackle the questions Facebook spent 2018 dodging
Otherwise it's just another glossy, scripted PR op Comment After the year he's had, Mark Zuckerberg probably felt he deserved a bit of a laugh.…
Google Play Store spews malware onto 9 million 'Droids
How did these get through the net? Malware made it past Google's detection systems and infected some 9 million Android users, analyst Trend Micro has found. Google has removed 85 apps from the Google Play Store as a result.…
Smartphones gateway drug to the Antichrist, says leader of Russian Orthodox Church
And the beast was given a mouth uttering blasphemous words: 'We value your privacy' Just as well we've hit peak smartphone – the leader of the Russian Orthodox Church has warned that people's dependence on the ubiquitous gizmos will herald the coming of the Antichrist.…
Microsoft vows to destroy Office, er, offices: Campus to be demolished and rebuilt
Alternative headline: Redmond smashes windows to bits Microsoft has announced that it is time to simply tear stuff down and rebuild anew.…
Kubernetes co-founder Joe Beda to kick off our Continuous Lifecycle London conference
K8s in production? We’ve got a workshop on that We're very pleased to announce that Joe Beda, one of the founders of Kubernetes, will be delivering a keynote at Continuous Lifecycle London in May.…
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