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Huawei to the danger zone, ride into the danger zone... Chinese giant denies America's secrets theft, fraud charges
Chinese phone, telco kit maker pleads not guilty in row over vanished T-Mob Tappy robot Chinese hardware maker Huawei pleaded not guilty to charges of conspiracy to steal trade secrets, attempted theft of trade secrets, wire fraud, and obstruction of justice, in the US on Thursday.…
Today's good news is that whoever has to clean up Solar System will have an easy job: Lack of small debris in Kuiper belt
None of that tiny space rubble to sweep away, judging by snaps of Pluto's acne spots The Solar System's Kuiper belt, a donut-shaped pile up of debris extending beyond Neptune, contains a surprisingly lack of small objects, judging from images of Pluto and its moon Charon.…
YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness
But this moneybags web giant is not a publisher, got that? YouTube has disabled comments on millions of videos because they were being used by pedophiles to communicate with one another and, allegedly, even link to child abuse videos.…
Another way to look at Amazon's counterfeit-busting Project Zero: Making merchants cough up protection money
It's up to you to stop fake stuff going on sale in our cyber-bazaar, says multibillion-dollar biz Analysis Amazon is rolling out Project Zero, a system the online souk is touting to deal with the problem of counterfeit goods in its storefront.…
Surprise, surprise, yet another cryptocurrency creator collared, hit with $6 million fraud rap
All that glitters ain't gold, as they say The founder of now-dead cryptocurrency My Big Coin has been arrested and charged with seven counts of fraud and unlawful money transfers for what is allegedly an extraordinarily blatant scam, even in the shady world of cyber-cash schemes.…
In the cloud, things aren't always what they SIEM: Microsoft rolls out AI-driven Azure Sentinel
And 'ask a Redmond security bod' panic button for Windows Defender ATP customers RSA Microsoft has wheeled out two new enterprise security tools – Azure Sentinel, a cloud-based SIEM, and Microsoft Threat Experts, an infosec advice-as-a-service bundled with a panic button.…
Nuisance call boss gets 8-year ban after trying to dodge firms' £700k fines
Director applied to dissolve his companies to skip ICO penalty A rogue company director branded one of the worst perpetrators in the nuisance calling game has been banned from running companies in the UK for eight years.…
Qbot malware's back, and latest strain relies on Visual Basic script to slip into target machines
We've said it once, we've said it a thousand times. Don't open weird attachments, kids A new version of the decade-old banking credential-stealing Qbot malware is doing the rounds, according to infosec firm Varonis.…
All-flash arrays helped you escape the legacy storage world. Now it's time to kick it up a gear
A flashy fix for the latency intolerant Sponsored Applications and databases are increasingly latency intolerant. For a while it seemed that the latency problem was solved with mainstream adoption of AFA as a primary storage platform, but scale and new demands have presented fresh challenges and meant the initial flash fix was temporary.…
Three-quarters of crucial border IT systems at risk of failure? Bah, it's not like Brexit is *looks at watch* err... next month
EVERYTHING IS FINE Six of the eight border IT systems viewed as critical for a no-deal Brexit are at risk of failure, compounded by their reliance on each other and the fact delivery partners aren't ready.…
Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey
ID verification biz: Most Brits don't know smut checks are coming, 60% approve More than half of Brits surveyed by an age-verification vendor did not know about the UK's impending smut-block.…
Wanna improve your software ops? Need to cut through container hype? Like saving cash?
Act now: Continuous Lifecycle early bird tickets are about to expire Events You’ve got till midnight tonight to save £100s on conference and workshop tickets for Continuous Lifecycle, our three day dive into DevOps, Containers, Serverless, and Continuous Delivery.…
I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea
£120,000 literally slurped from council coffers over past year The Toff-tastic West London borough of Kensington and Chelsea has recommended that Hugo and Caggie stop paying to park their Bentleys with cash – because hoover-hauling hoodlums are sucking coins out of the meters.…
Vodafone exec dons tartan tam-o'-shanter, clutches bottle of Irn-Bru, in snap shared with firm... just before Glasgow staff told of redundo dates
Comms company 'seems incapable of communicating coherently to its workforce' A Vodafone exec was plastered on the telco's intranet dressed in a "See You Jimmy"* hat and clasping a bottle of Irn-Bru ahead of a meeting to confirm the redundancy dates for 312 Glasgow call centre staff.…
We aren't biased against Big Tech – Uncle Sam rolls eyes as Oracle pay dispute case rumbles on
Concerns about data requests, job role confusion discussed at town hall talking tour – reports The US Department of Labor has insisted it isn't targeting the national tech industry as it presses ahead with its discrimination suit against Oracle.…
Supplies crash for HP and Intel CPU shortages aren't helping either
Lol, don't worry – if you were – cuz toners still a licence to print spondulix Forget Intel's chip drought: an unforeseen collapse in demand for print supplies in EMEA is the bigger issue keeping HP Inc's management on their toes.…
Foldables herald the beginning of the end of the smartphone fetish
Un-gadgeting the gadget MWC Analysis Until a week ago, many people were sceptical that foldable smartphones would be anything more than a gimmick. I was probably one of them.…
Are you dense? Why yes. Yes I am, says the NAND in Micron's new client SATA SSD
New flash wine in old drive bottle Micron has rejigged its 1100 SATA SSD with denser NAND to produce the new 1300 model.…
Register lecture: Teaching self-driving cars how to be more human
Road rage against the machines Autonomous vehicles have been given the green light – according to HM Government – which confidently expects they'll be pounding Britain's potholed highways by 2021.…
The most-desired software developer by bosses is... *rubs eyes* a blockchain engineer?!?
Java meanwhile manages to be both the third-most-loved and second-most-hated programming language The most in-demand software developer role at the moment is blockchain engineer, or so says recruitment biz Hired.…
Spooky! Solar System's Planet NINE could be discovered in the next NINE years (plus one to six), say astroboffins
Where is that elusive super-Earth hiding? There is no sign of the Solar System's hypothetical “Planet Nine” yet – however, astronomers in America aren’t giving up, as they continue to find bits and pieces of evidence for its existence.…
How AI could help docs spot mums who hit the sauce too much while creating their version 1.1
Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder diagnosed by code, eventually, maybe, if accuracy improves Machine-learning algorithms can help doctors diagnose children affected by fetal alcohol spectrum disorder, according to fresh research.…
Brave claims its mobe browser batt use bests whatever you're using. Why? Hint: It begins with A then D then V...
Blocking ads, analytics code gives browser an edge over, well, Edge, Chrome, etc Brave ran some benchmark tests on the Android version of its browser, and – funnily enough – found it to be less power-hungry than a handful of competitors.…
Web hacker 'Alfabeto Virtual' thrown in the clink for 3 months by US judge who wanted to 'send a message'
By contrast, Russian hack-treason trial ends with 22-year sentence and accusations of foul play A US judge this week sentenced website hacker Billy Anderson to three months behind bars, refusing his lawyer's request not to put him in jail, in order to "send a message" to others.…
Intel: Let's talk about SGX, baby. Let's talk about 2U and me. Let's talk about all the good things, and the bad...
Chipzilla rips sticker off its graphics accelerator, switches off GPU – now you're a security wizard, Harry! RSA Intel is touting a PCIe card packed with SGX tech to plug into servers in time for next week's RSA conference in San Francisco.…
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say... Take my breath Huawei (with its updated storage silo software)
Deduplicating, I keep waiting, still anticipating your PR shove While fending off America's accusations that it backdoors its gear for Beijing, Huawei has upgraded its FusionStorage software to v8.0 in hope of providing all the different storage resources a data centre needs from one silo.…
Oh no, look out, Google, Facebook, and pals. You're doomed. Here comes another watchdog to, er, nip at your ankles
FTC task force has power to break up tech giants, probe past mergers, or do nothing America's consumer protection watchdog, the Federal Trade Commission, has created a task force to dig into whether the tech industry has engaged in anti-competitive behavior.…
Friendly reminder to Drupal admins: Secure your sh!t before latest RCE-holes get you
Last week's disclosures are now this week's live attacks Just days after a remote code execution flaw in open-source web publishing software Drupal was made public, researchers have already spotted live exploits in the wild – reinforcing the need for admins to patch and update their sites immediately.…
Prodigy chip brainiacs Tachyum hook up with Euro HPC consortium
Happy-clappy club wants to 'democratize' supercomputing Silicon design startup Tachyum has joined the Open Euro High Performance Computing Project (OEUHPC), a consortium that aims to "democratise" supercomputing by building systems along Open Compute Project principles.…
French data watchdog withdraws probe from location data guzzling adtech biz Vectaury
CNIL says firm now collects valid consent, shutters case privacy-watchers hoped would help see off adtech's model The French data protection agency has ended a probe into digital marketing biz Vectaury that was last year hailed as a potentially fatal nail in adtech's coffin.…
BT 'UK's most powerful Wi-Fi'? Why, fie, for shame! – UK ads watchdog
Blood hath been shed 'ere now. Take that claim down anon, orders ASA BT has been ticked off for running a campaign claiming to have the UK's "most powerful" broadband, almost two years after it was hauled before the ad industry watchdog over the same issue.…
Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'
Unarmed, but let's be real – it's only a matter of time, isn't it? RoTM Boeing has built an autonomous military aeroplane that flies in formation with a manned fighter jet to ward off electronic warfare attacks. Reports say the craft could be modified to carry and use its own weapons.…
Running Elasticsearch 1.4.2 or earlier? There's targeted malware going for your boxen
Yes it's years out of date but there's no such thing as security through obscurity Cisco's security limb has spotted nefarious people targeting Elasticsearch clusters using relatively ancient vulns to plant malware, cryptocurrency miners and worse – though it does root out some other cybercrims’ dodgy wares, cuckoo-style.…
Former senior UK council officer fined for doing dodgy data dealing to help his girlfriend
Kevin Bunsell passed info on rival candidates in job hunt A former senior officer for Nuneaton and Bedworth District Council has been fined for sharing data on rival candidates for a council admin job with his partner.…
Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow
Fails, obviously It turns out there's a whole subreddit dedicated to whining about the US phenomenon of homeowners associations (or HOAs), and no gripe better encapsulates their draconian pettiness than the woman who reported being fined $100 for the tenuously dick-shaped outline her car left in melting frost.…
Cops told live facial recog needs oversight, rigorous trial design, protections against bias
How about only using face-scan tech if it, er, actually works, is the only option, eh? Cops should only use facial recognition tech if it is proven to be effective at identifying people, can be used without bias and is the only method available, a UK government advisory group has said.…
IBM elects pirate-foiling Navy vet to board
No, nothing to do with software theft or blockchain. Four-star admiral helped rescue Captain Phillips from the, er, Big Blue Embattled IBM has called on a military veteran to help provide some “leadership skills” as the corporation continues to shape-shift from a legacy tech vendor to one fit for the new world.…
So. To the question we really wanted answering: How real is 5G?
We kick the wares in Barcelona MWC So what's really happening with 5G? And is it proper 5G?…
Windows 10 1809 looks unlikely to overtake prior build before 19H1 lands
Update of the Damned on 20% of boxen, ad flinger suggests Windows 10 1809 continued its sinister seep from beneath the basement door last month as usage crested the 20 per cent mark.…
Microsoft flings open Azure Functions to Java workloads
TypeScript tooling tweaks too, you lucky people The Azure Functions gang has been busy while their HoloLens counterparts have been sunning themselves in Barcelona. Java workloads are now ready for production while TypeScript tools have seen an overhaul. We took both for a spin to see how they looked.…
Lenovo kicks down door of MWC, dumps a stack of sexy new ThinkPads
They're ThinkPads, but a bit better than before MWC A bit like launching a new range of heavy-duty overalls at Paris Fashion Week, Lenovo has unveiled this year's T-series and X-series ThinkPads, its workhorse business laptops, at Mobile World Congress.…
Protect you and your biz by learning the tricks of cyber criminals' trade at SANS London in March
Choose between 10 intensive training courses Promo However sophisticated computer systems become, skilled and determined cyber criminals manage to find endless new and more ingenious ways of breaking in to steal data or hold organisations to ransom.…
It was the best of times, it was the WFIRST of times: How NASA's next exoplanet hunter could find 1,000+ worlds
Boffins predict success rate of telescope's gravitational microlensing tech NASA’s in-development Wide Field Infrared Survey Telescope could help scientists discover as many as 1,400 distant exoplanets, according to new estimates.…
Oooooklahoma, where the AI comes predictin' down the plain: Neural net spins up wind turbine power estimates
Grids may be able to better juggle solar electricity supplies using machine-learning code A freshly developed AI system can predict the power generated by wind farms up to 36 hours in advance, helping electrical grid managers plan ahead in terms of availability, according to the latest collaboration between Google and its Alphabet stablemate DeepMind.…
Ready for another fright? Spectre flaws in today's computer chips can be exploited to hide, run stealthy malware
Honey, I've shrunk the spyware and concealed it with speculative execution Spectre – the security vulnerabilities in modern CPUs' speculative execution engines that can be exploited to steal sensitive data – just won't quietly die in the IT world.…
Western Digital sees storage sun rise in NVMe land... and slowly set on SATA, SAS SSDs
It's a time of long goodbyes Western Digital (WD) has started to replace its SATA and SAS SSDs with faster NVMe drives.…
In hilariously petulant move, Apple shuts Texas stores and reopens them few miles down the road – for patent reasons
Well, that's one way to attempt to avoid future legal action In a remarkable effort to avoid future lawsuits, Apple will close two of its retail stores in east Texas and reopen them at a new location a few miles down the road – where they will no longer be subject to a patent-friendly court.…
Thunder, thunder, thunder... Thunderclap: Feel the magic, hear the roar, macOS, Windows pwnage tools are loose
Open memory defenses allow mischief from connected kit Analysis Computers have enough trouble defending sensitive data in memory from prying eyes that you might think it would be unwise to provide connected peripherals with direct memory access (DMA).…
Up up and Huawei in my beautiful buffoon: Trump sparks panic by tying tech kit ban, charges to China trade negotiations
National security, sanctions allegations, pfft, you don't understand the art of the deal Efforts to pressure the White House into banning Huawei hardware from America's networks may have backfired.…
US Supremes urged by pretty much everyone in software dev to probe Oracle's 'disastrous' Java API copyright win
Microsoft, Red Hat, Mozilla, EFF, and more want lower court ruling scrapped The US Supreme Court has been urged to hear Google out in its long-running copyright battle with Oracle over the search giant’s use of Java technology in Android.…
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