Sandra and Woo

Richard: The pain and suffering, it will never end! Sandra: Daddy, to show you that there are smart people too, I’ve brought Yuna over! Yuna: First, I’ll read the first two pages of my essay on why the boys in my class are so mean and yucky. Richard: You’re not helping your case, Sandra…! Sandra: […]

Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Douglas Adams: A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Cantankerus: They’re all so dumb, and I’m […]

Mrs. Ray: Good morning, class! Today, we have a special guest! Bill Holbrook, the creator of the three comic strips “Kevin and Kell,” “On the Fastrack” and “Safe Havens.” Mrs. Riley: Bill, first I’d like to know how you’ve managed to draw 21 new strips every single week for the last 20 years. Bill Holbrook: […]

In the last panel, you can see the famed Biting Pear of Salamanca by Ursula Vernon, one of our time’s greatest artists. Caption: Types of Humor Caption: Slapstick Caption: Screwball Caption: Surreal Caption: Running Gag Caption: Pun

I was without internet for a day, but the waiting time for the connection upgrade was certainly worth it: Richard: It’s gone… Sandra: What’s gone? Richard: rpgboards.com Richard: Of the ten websites I used to visit when I was a teenager, it was the last one that was still online. Now all that is left […]

Here are two diagrams that show how often the main and supporting characters of Sandra and Woo appeared in each year. Note that there were only 20 strips in 2008. You can click on the images for larger versions. Here is the total number of occurrences: Sandra: 607 (52% of all strips) Woo: 405 (35%) […]

Sandra: No, mom, don’t go! Julie: Calm down, Sandra. I was only getting tickets for… the aquarium. Julie: Just look at that giant whale shark! Sandra: Awesome! Woo: And those corals, so pretty! Sandra: Mmm…!

Larisa: Hello, my name is Larisa, and I’d like to report a bug. Customer service agent: If your report concerns the Hubble constant, please press 1. If your report concerns the Banach-Tarski paradox, please press 2, … Sandra: One would think a hundred million years would have been more than enough time for such a […]

Isabella: Today’s National Italian Food Day. Dad always prepares something special for it. Larisa: I, too, brought something special to celebrate the day. Isabella: Really, like what? Larisa: A fabulous dish that brings together tradition and innovation in a truly unique way! Larisa: Hawaiian spaghetti! Sandra: I don’t think I can be your friend anymore. […]

Yuna: Today, I have a special treat for you, Wally, freshly ground rare earths! Yuna: Huh, where’s Carmen? Yuna: Oh my god, don’t tell me…! Yuna: Bad black hole! Very, very bad black hole! Wally: Burb

Ye Thuza: What happened to your machine? Yuna: Awesome! Yuna: I must have overlooked a tetrational component with a small base in my motion equations that triggered a self-reinforcing process! The energy density inside the machine was eventually high enough to overcome the Chandrasekhar-Bell barrier and trigger a non-ionizing micronova of type VII/2! Ye Thuza: […]

Ye Thuza: We have to drive to the convention center tomorrow to pick up your perpetual motion machine. Yuna: Yeah. Ye Thuza: The power went out all over town. What did you do this time, Yuna?! Yuna: Nothing! Ye Thuza: Are you sure?! Yuna: … No……

Yuna: Where in Hawking’s name is Wally? We’ve looked everywhere! Yuna: Well, everywhere, except for a few special places… Matthew: What do you mean? Fiona: The cake was delicious, Mrs. Williams! But now we really have to go home. Fiona: Matthew, we need to– Good gracious! Yuna: Ha, there he is! Yuna: No, Mrs. Hollyberry, […]

The next strip will be posted on Tuesday, not Monday.

Here they are, the top 10 of this year’s artwork contest! You really need to check out these amazing pieces of art! Yuna: Black holes love to play hide and seek! Matthew: You learn something new every day…! Yuna: Therefore, I’ve developed a protective cover so that one can touch Wally safely. Yuna: Let’s […]

I think the last panel is one of the best things we ever produced. I hope you like it as much as I do. I have now paid the prize money to almost all artists. Here they are, the top 10 of this year’s artwork contest! You really need to check out these amazing pieces […]

Here they finally are, the top 10 of this year’s Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest! The submissions are ordered from place #10 to #1. Such an amazing display of talent! I will pay the prize money until the end of this week. Show your support by visiting the artists’ websites and/or writing a […]

Here they are, the top 10 of this year’s artwork contest! You really need to check out these amazing pieces of art! Matthew: Hey, your wheel isn’t connected to the grid! Why doesn’t it stop spinning? Yuna: It’s a perpetual motion machine. Matthew: Really? That’s awesome! Yuna: You think so? Matthew: Sure! That’s, like, […]

Here they are, the places 11 to 20 of this year’s artwork contest! Caption: Plc. 47 Caption: Plc. 46 Yuna: My revenge will be swift and as cold as the Boomerang Nebula!(*) Ye Thuza: It’s really getting out of hand with these participation trophies… Caption: Plc. 4 Caption: Plc. 3 Text box: (*) = […]

Here are the places 11 to 20 of this year’s Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest. The submissions are ordered from place #20 to #11. All of them are truly great as you can see from my enthusiastic descriptions. Powree had a quite different opinion about some of the submissions which I found a […]

Sorry for posting the new strip one day late. I’m not sure if we’ll be able to post two updates this week. Here they are, the places 11 to 20 of this year’s artwork contest!

Here are the places 21 to 30 of this year’s Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest. The submissions are ordered from place #30 to #21. I hope you love them as much as I do. In my opinion, there is almost no quality difference between the submissions. My mother also wasn’t able to make […]

Here they are, the places 21 to 30 of this year’s artwork contest!

Here they are, the places 31 to 40 of this year’s artwork contest!

Here are the places 31 to 40 of this year’s Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest. The submissions are ordered from place #40 to #31. It took a few days before I was able to post this list since I was asking some of the artists for new versions with minor but important corrections. […]

Here they are, the places 31 to 40 of this year’s artwork contest!

There were lots of options for Ye Thuza’s comment in the last panel. I finally decided to use this one. Results of our artwork contest – Places 51+ (Part 1) Results of our artwork contest – Places 51+ (Part 2) Results of our artwork contest – Places 41 to 50

It took a few days, but here are the places 41 to 50 of this year’s Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest. The submissions are ordered from place #50 to #41. I also asked Powree for her personal order which is shown in brackets. A lot of work went into these submissions. Show your […]

Cool, cooler, Sandrapunk 2077. Results of our artwork contest – Places 51+ (Part 1) Results of our artwork contest – Places 51+ (Part 2) Results of our artwork contest – Places 41 to 50

Here is part 2 of the presentation of the results to our special Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest 2019. Today, I’m showing you the second half of all the submissions that didn’t make it into the top 50. There are some very interesting pieces of art among these entries, so you should definitely […]

I’m sorry for posting the new strip one day late. There will be only one new strip next week. Maybe Powree can draw a little illustration as replacement… Check out the first results of our artwork contest! Update: More results from our artwork contest!

Our special Sandra and Woo and Gaia artwork contest 2019 ended on Sunday. Today, I’m showing you the first half of all the submissions that didn’t make it into the top 50. I worked very hard in the last days to be able to present you the first results already. There are some very interesting […]

I’ve been working on the presentation of the results of the artwork contests for the last days. But it takes some time since I’ve received over 125 submissions. I decided to present the results in seven blog posts: Places 51+ from A to L Places 51+ from M to Z Places 40 to 50 Places […]

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money! In response to the controversy surrounding Blizzard, we completed this strip as quickly as possible. Here’s the one published yesterday in case you missed it:

This one turned out much better than I expected when writing the strip! 🙂 On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

I need a few days off, so here is a recent commission by Kirsten Moody of Sandra and the gang as Final Fantasy VII characters. I will also post the large original version once Kirsten has sent me the final version of it. On the following page you can find all the info about this […]

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On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money! Weekah tegalega is the name of the raccoon in the language of the Dakota-Sioux.

On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money! I uploaded an updated version where it’s clearer that the painting is for sale and expensive.

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On the following page you can find all the info about this year’s Sandra and Woo + Gaia artwork contest which comes with $5000 prize money!