by jedraft on (#5BBS5)
TRANSCRIPTION: URRT TERRITORY – The Midden UrttSarge2 and Urtt Grunt are dragging Kor Lachnis’ naked corpse behind them to the midden. GRUNT: <Meh – waste o’ good meat, ya ask me. > SARGE: <Mebbe two weeks […]
The Challenges Of Zona – A Sexy, Violent, Romantic Fantasy Soap Opera
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by jedraft on (#5AW2P)
IPOLA: (To a serious-looking Tula) I thought it would give you some satisfaction to see that. TULA: Uh-huh. IPOLA: Now – let’s make a few plans together, and then order a feast, eh? TULA: (hands her […]
by jedraft on (#5AJP0)
IPOLA: For the last time, I extend the offer of … negotiation. Of finding a way to exist in this world without having to war on each other, without a … final solution. GORSHASH: And again I offer you […]
by jedraft on (#5A90R)
IPOLA: Lunadeia … Mihra Gorshash Tuchar Urr-tatanach nan! Gorshash appears, the stolen ring afloat between his hands IPOLA: Gorshash, Owner of Owners of the Urtt nations. GORSHASH: Ah – so this is the fruit of my labors to unlock the […]
by jedraft on (#59SKF)
IPOLA: But the gods seemed not to be done with me yet, because look who found me. ZONA: (hugging Keltan) Keltan! Oh, my dear dear Keltan! Thank you! KELTAN: Beautiful little Zona. It … uhh .. it was […]
by jedraft on (#59KT1)
TRANSCRIPT: ZONA gallops up, leaps off and GRABS Ipola in her massive arms ZONA: You’re back! IPOLA: Oof! Hello, daughter. ZONA: (tears in her eyes) I was sure you were dead! IPOLA: I’m fine. I’m […]
by jedraft on (#59ABD)
Zona whistles shrilly and Stormcloud gallops up. She leaps astride him, bareback, Hauling Mentl behind her. ZONA: Come on! MENTL: Whoa-hoaa! TULA: (grinning) Well. I guess that settles that … Near the entrance to the motte, a crowd […]
by jedraft on (#59ABE)
MENTL:Well – no. You’re not. TULA: Excuse me? MENTL: Just that – well, sure, you’re worried about your mom – of course. But you forget, Champ, I’ve seen you lose your shit. And this time you’re not about […]
by jedraft on (#58MA2)
On the Bridge of the Tower Of The Moon Mentl and Zona walk in their serious clothes purposefully MENTL: As if I could stop you. ZONA: I couldn’t stop you, either once you make your mind up […]
by jedraft on (#58GQR)
Praise for the sing-ing, praise for the morn-ing Mentl enters the chamber, singing. Zona is already dressed in her travelling clothes MENTL: “Praise for them spring-ing fresh from the – ” Whoa. Goin’ somewhere, baby? ZONA: I’m going to […]
by jedraft on (#5895K)
ZONA’S CHAMBER, TOWER OF THE MOON Early morning Mentl returns from the privy. He yawns MENTL NARR: As much as I love this place, you’d think that the Tower Of The Moon would have its own en suite […]
by jedraft on (#585FS)
ARROGOND: That’s my son. Go rest. We’ll wake you when the sun sets. Pontagar exits. VOICE OFFSCREEN: So – can you trust him? ARROGOND: Of course. He’s my son. VOICE OFFSCREEN: Can we trust him? […]
by jedraft on (#57Z8N)
ARROGOND: They say that Shuach’s power is growing. PONTAGAR: Yes. Their magick is greater now than ever. Greater, so Guntig says, than in the old war. ARROGOND: And the numbers. The Urtt army itself – they say that […]
by jedraft on (#57MBP)
One of my favorite webcomics is “Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic” (https://www.yafgc.net/). Its creator, Rich Morris is a telented professional who has been creating these delightful fun, engaging and funny long form fantasy comics for years. At long last he’s […]
by jedraft on (#57H7G)
ARROGOND: I … I won’t even ask. PONTAGAR: Probably best, Father. ARROGOND: (muttering) Ungrateful little … (expansively ) Bah! Never mind! Never mind. Why are we even bothered about silly women’s choices? You’re home! We’ll have a feast […]
by jedraft on (#572RD)
ARRAGOND: My boy! So good to have you back, alive and well! PONTAGAR: Father. It’s good to be home for awhile. ARRAGOND: Carshik. Brantik. CARSHIK and BRANTIK: Gen Tal, Suvremor. PANEL 2 CIRINA: Welcome back, […]
by jedraft on (#56SEB)
NARRATION: Porfaia, The valley capitol of the Fire Tribe. ARRAGOND: My son! Welcome! Welcome home!
by jedraft on (#56EWT)
IPOLA: I am eternally grateful for your help. LIRI: We were just on our way to the Moon Tribe. Princess Tula … um … Well, it sounds a bit silly to say with all the important things going […]
by jedraft on (#564M9)
NIGHT – Ipola sits, her leg extended, by the fire. The dragon snoozes nearby. Emmon is holding a live coal in his hand, grinning. EMMON: Neat!! LIRI: So – how long does it take? Tula needed to go into a […]
by jedraft on (#55Y1C)
TRANSCRIPT: IPOLA: I’m afraid my friend here broke her neck and my leg when she fell. So … in a bit of pain. LIRI: Oh, I’m so sorry about your horse … and your leg of course. I’m Liri, […]
by jedraft on (#55MY0)
Liri runs to Keltan, holds him with desperate relief. LIRI: Oh, thank GOD! KELTAN: It’s all right, darling, all right. LIRI: I mean, I knew we never burnt easily, but … KELTAN: Well, I guess we […]
by jedraft on (#55FS1)
TRANSCRIPT: PANEL 1: Urtt shoots a crossbow bolt into Keltan. PANEL 2: CU of Keltan, unimpressed. PANEL 3: ON Urtt Rider, surprised and disappointed. PANEL 4: Urtt Rider tries frantically to get the dragon to flame again, hitting him […]
by jedraft on (#54MPV)
by jedraft on (#54ERT)
TRANSCRIPT Panel1: Horse falls over onto Ipola, trapping her, Double “KRACK” SFX IPOLA: AAGH! Goddess! PANEL 2: Ipola’s shield seems to waver and fade as the dragon and Urtt rider land. DRAGON: RAAAR! Panel 3: Med shot on Ipola in […]
by jedraft on (#548NM)
Frigging finally, after hours and hours of solitary toil to make a visual novel/game of Zona (including an abortive attempt to export it which meant I had to practically recreate it from scratch) I have a 0.01 beta version as […]
by jedraft on (#546EW)
by jedraft on (#53YN3)
AGLOR: Lirna? LIRNA: Hm. Pause. She looks hard at Darvik. Passes her hand down his spine professionally, then over his legs. AGLOR: Well? LIRNA: It’s … possible.
by jedraft on (#53MG5)
ARGH! Still a Work In Progress with this new theme. Just hit the link below and it should take you to the proper fucking page and you can see the art and comment and stuff. I will get help. I […]
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by jedraft on (#50WV5)
Stay safe, my friends – be smart! Warm regards, JED
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by jedraft on (#50E2W)
TRANSCRIPT: The Eshtakk’s corpse suddenly erupts with tentacles which reach out to ensnare Ipola KOR LACHNIS: <Mock me now, moon queen! Where are your clever jibes n- > IPOLA: <Please don’t distract me. I’m working on a poem in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4ZQYZ)
TRANSCRIPT: Kor Lachnis rises in the air to meet Ipola and the two exchange some spectacular spell and counter-spell IPOLA: (In ancient Erogenian) <”Kor Lachnis the Great! Ruler of Chachra Chan! I must say your legend has been kind to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4ZEZS)
TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: (in Urttish) <Ha! Let that teach thee, Gorshas–> Panel 2: Kor Lachnish gets BASHED through his magickal shield with a barrel Panel 3: Ipola, levitating herself and looking down IPOLA: (In Erogenian) <Teach him what, O “Mighty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4ZBRA)
This year we are once again participating in a sexy web comics promotion. We have a nice little pinup most of you would enjoy, and links there for a lot of other folks’ comics and sexy art: Valentine’s Day Sex[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4Z2Q0)
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by jedraft on (#4YP9T)
TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <What is this?! Thou saidst – > GORSHASH: (taking a stance)< It was, lord, by Shuach! The other one was powerless!> IPOLA: <Yes – “The other one†– my daughter. I am proud of Tula,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4Y6ED)
TRANSCRIPT: PAGE 1166 Kor Lachnis and Gorshash enter. Kor Lachnis is laughing and clapping KOR LACHNIS: <HA-HA! It is as I said! The true Erogenian seed survives! Is she not magnificent, Gorshash? All she needed was a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4XXSR)
TRANSCRIPT: Blood is pouring from Eshtakk’s mouth, he is gurgling and can’t speak, he begins to crumple to the ground, and as he does, Ipola expertly snags the key ring at his belt with her great toe and tosses it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4XSF2)
My people, this is a global ecological emergency. *All* of us need to pitch in as best we can. So if it helps you get motivated, then Zona, Mentl and all their friends are willing to bare it all for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4XH2H)
TRANSCRIPT IPOLA: <What’s your name?> ESHTAKK: <I’m gonna … do you. > IPOLA: <Well … Let’s hope we can find an alternative to raping me, shall we? What do they call you?> ESHTAKK: <You can call me “Owner.â€> PANEL 2[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4WYPR)
Happy holidays, one and all! Heading out to hang with the family in Colorado Springs, so the next update might be a bit late! Warmest regards, JED
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by jedraft on (#4WWH0)
TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <Hah! Well, such a female should definitely be bred. Eshtatkk!> ESHTAKK: <Yes, owner?> KOR LACHNIS: <Wouldst thou like to breed this one?> ESHTAKK: <I … will do what owner says to do … and like what owner[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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by jedraft on (#4WB16)
TRANSCRIPT: KOR LACHNIS: <Thou canst not imagine -> IPOLA: <Oh, yes I can. I have a very active imagination, and I’ve also had a very big library of very old books and a lot of time to read. I know[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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