The Challenges Of Zona – A Sexy, Violent, Romantic Fantasy Soap Opera

Just at the moment, we’re temporarily stalled on the animation project. So we’ve taken advantage of the lull to revisit the Gen 8 model of Zona, and I think this time, even more than last, we’ve hit it on the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONA: Yes, Zonn is alive, and very well, indeed. And he will fight for Erogenia when we call. You’ll all hear that story in full soon. But the word and the order is this: It is time for all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONA: That is *not* the reason we came after you. The reason … I … came after you. TULA: There was more than one reason. More than one purpose in our actions. Not all of it is under[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: PAUSE. Zona and Pontagar eye each other. PONTAGAR: You got what you went for. He’s here, now. And … I saw some of what he can do. (To Mentl) PONTAGAR: So – you’re going to fight for us? Use[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Transcript: ZONA: So … Benelek, Tragan, Musta … PANEL 2 (Yatta-Ta throwing his hat in the fire) RANNIK: And Sheahla. That’s just today. ZONA: Gods. PANEL 3 CU on Zona ZONA: How many left?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT PANEL 1 MENTL: They can rest here – you all can come back for them later. When all this is … over. PANEL 2 YATTA-TA: It’s … It looks like it never happened. ZONA: Yes. But – it did,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: “Dig my grave” Dig my grave Mentl plows a hole in the ground sufficient for the corpses – all while keeping the dirt suspended above it GUNTIG: Well, that’s … TULA: Impressive?

TRANSCRIPT RANNIK: Fiz? TULA: He’ll live. He may even fight again, but … there was a lot that was broken. He can’t walk back. GUNTIG: We need to go, all. Now. ZONA: Get your eyes up top,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: YATTA: By Thrasu’s sacred blood, Zona! You return to us! MENTL: Hey, Chuckles. YATTA: Hah-hah! And Mentl, my old friend! (big hug) What a joy to see you! TULA: (approaches) Yatta-ta … YATTA: Your Highness! What an unexpected honor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: MENTL: Here – have some kishir. I’ll see what I can do about immobilizing the arm – but not sure how good my healing magick is, just yet. I’ll let Tula handle you when she’s got a minute.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: TULA: Fiz?! Fiz! Goddess, Fiz, please … FIZ: Puh-princess …Y-your face … is as beautiful as the sky … TULA: Ohh – you’re a sweetie. Looks like you could use some help. FIZ: Oh … I suh-seem[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT SHEAHLA: I told you this was a bad plan! YATTA: I haven’t lost my hat yet! SHEAHLA: What the hell does that mean?! YATTA: I – just thought it sounded clever, my love! SHEAHLA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: HRRAARCH: <Well, if you don’t need to make water, that’s well. I want to get many leagues under our wings before I have to land. I have seen Urtts on the western side of these mountains, and I don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT Ipola is flying on the back of Hraarch, and seems a bit lost in thought HRRAARCH: <Ipola? … Ipola!> IPOLA: <What – yes?> HRRAARCH: <I said, when will you need to land to make water?> IPOLA: <Oh –[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT ZONN: Wow. CHERA: So – “be bold and trust to luck,” eh? ZONN: Yes … CHERA: Isn’t that exactly what you always used to say? ZONN: Yes. And look where it got me. CHERA: Well, I am looking, Lord.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: MENTL: (to the Book) Okay – you’re going to take us where we belong, right? Where we’re supposed to be – right? So please … please … Been beat up and battered around Been sent up, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: TULA: Farewell, until we meet again. CHERA: Here. (gives her a bracelet) To remember me by. TULA: As if I could forget – I owe you so much. CHERA: You know better than that. TULA: So do you. ZONA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

That’s right – from now through August 14th, all new rewards will be unlocked for all Patreon patrons of The Challenges Of Zona! This will give our one dollar Erogenians a taste of what they’ve been missing, and hopefully encourage[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONA: Father – ZONN: Yes – daughter? ZONA: It’s time for us to be going, too. ZONN: I … see. Well, you’ll probably need mounts, and supplies … ZONA: Probably not, Father. Mentl? MENTL: Yeah, see – It shows[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: IPOLA: (Embraces Zona and Tula and Mentl) Be well, my children. Be safe, be strong. I expect to see you again in the Valley Of The Moon. MENTL: Hey, you too, right? IPOLA: Indeed, my new son. IPOLA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT IPOLA: (in Aburor speech) <Greetings wind wandering Hrraarch, Hanch-Daughter. Ipola Ravonna-Daughter greets you with gratitude.> HRRAARCH: <Greetings, Ipola Ravonna-Daughter. Hrraarch, Hanch-Daughter comes as agreed. We ride the wind now back to our own eiries.> TULA: <Honor follows you, noble[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONN: Gods – I’ve never been this close to one of them before. IPOLA: Get a good look. You probably never will again. TULA: Never say “Never,” Mother. The future is going to be very interesting. IPOLA: Prophesy,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT BETHELA: Poor boy … YANORA: “Poor boy?” YANORA: That “poor boy” conspired with the Urtts, gleefully embraced treason, attempted to kill the Erogenian princess as well as his own brother – the king of Kivalia! To[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: SFX” KNOCK-KNOCK GUARD: (pokes head in) Forgive me, you Highness, your Grace. But Bishop Macon sends word that he must meet with your Highness immediately. MALDIK: Ah .. all right, I – GUARD: He said it was urgent, your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: MALDIK:…uh … yeah … YANORA: (Very serious) Maldik, I do want you to succeed. I want you to succeed as a leader, as a patriot, as a prince. If the world could furl itself up and unfold again[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: YANORA: Well, it is my doing. It’s far too late to say I’m sorry – but for what little it’s worth, I am. I’m sorry we hurt you – and to no good purpose. But: Now you’re where you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: YANORA: Well, to start, I’ve been wrong. Many times. We obviously chose the wrong way to try to raise you. It seemed to work on Gudik, because while he’s not the picture of filial love and devotion, at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT MALDIK: You … you just love seeing me … fail. You’d … just … Gah! No one ever really gives shit for a shoenail about me, they never did. They … they just push me around, they tell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: BETHELA: Your Grace – someone coming. YANORA: Must go now. Lovely chatting. Tat-ta! YANORA: Good evening, dear. Come to stick pins in Mother again? MALDIK: Get me a drink. BETHELA: Yes, your Highness. YANORA: Yes, Bethela, I’ll have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: MALDIK: Ahh … did you … ? ANINA: You need to ask? Of course. MALDIK: Okay, then. That’s good. ANINA: I look forward to our wedding day, my love. And our wedding night. MALDIK: Right. That’ll be great. Pause[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: “TULA”: Oh, yes! Ohhh, it’s so big! I … MALDIK: Oh, my love … I’m trying to be gentle. I wouldn’t ever … want … to hurt you … “TULA”: Never mind! Harder! DO IT! I want it all![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: IPOLA: But seriously – only use it when it’s vital you send the message instantly. There’s so much we still don’t know about these rings. Whether the enemy can detect them, for instance, or if there is a limit[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

ZONN: Is this real? IPOLA: Hello, Yanora. Yes, Zonn, it’s real. We found a cache of these in the Tower of The Moon after the war. I give them to important people I really need to keep in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: ZONN: And you are right about one thing: With what’s at stake, we have no right to hold ourselves apart from the fight. I know the Urtts as well as you do. It wouldn’t end in Erogenia.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

My heart is heavy tonight. We had to say goodbye to my dear constant companion and the inspiration for all the black cats in “Challenges Of Zona”, my beloved friend, P-Chan. He was very old and finally was very confused[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT UISSAN: That much, at least, Majesty, speaks well of your … intention. IPOLA: I hope my actions will speak as fairly. UISSAN: As do we all, Majesty. Gen turan. IPOLA: Gen turan. MENTL: (troubled) The final solution[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT IPOLA: It was an oath I had hoped never to need to fulfill, but the choices of the Urtts have forced it on me. UISSAN: You still intend that this is the end of your war now? To annihilate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

When the world and I were young, just yesterday Life was such a simple game a child could play It was easy then to tell right from wrong Easy then to tell weak from strong When a man should stand[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: TULA: For what it’s worth, I think you made a very persuasive case. IPOLA: I am glad the three of you were there to add your voices. TULA: Me too. IPOLA: Zonn’s right. They’re … an unallied tribe.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

TRANSCRIPT: TULA: Mother. IPOLA: Tula. IPOLA: So – what …? TULA: I think that they’re voting now. IPOLA: Did they ask you to leave, as well? TULA: No. But Zona and I decided it would be best not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I was approached by some of my fellow Webcomic creators about a Valentine’s Day cross-promotion where we create sexy images of our characters and put them out there along with everyone else’s for Valentine’s Day. “Sexy stuff!?” I cried, aghast,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

We are done with pre-production! Starting TODAY we are going to start animating. THANK YOU all of Zona’s patrons! Going forward we still need more to make the web series a reality! Subscribe for $1 and see the web comic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...