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Microsoft HoloLens apps to be piloted with 'Hogwarts for the MoD' chapesses, chaps
Augmented reality apps for future Army, RAF, RN kids Education specialist Pearson will begin trialling Microsoft HoloLens augmented reality apps in one UK school this autumn – an independent sixth form college that's sponsored by the MoD.…
Oh the irony: Government Digital Services can't pay staff because of tech problems
Helping to transform government to, to... er... There's a plan in place Exclusive The UK's Government Digital Service – the Whitehall body responsible for transforming government IT – is having problems paying staff because of, er, technical issues.…
Ofcom fines Three £1.9m over vulnerability in emergency call handling
999 requests funnelled through single data centre Brit mobile operator Three has been fined £1.9m after an investigation by UK regulator Ofcom revealed its emergency call service handling was vulnerable to a single point of failure.…
Component makers have their server chums by the short and curlies
And the squeeze ain't looking like it'll stop any time soon Pressure is set to intensify on server makers caught in the vice-like grip of rising components costs and stiff competition for new business.…
Component makers have their server chums by the short and curlies
And the squeeze ain't looking like it'll stop any time soon Pressure is set to intensify on server makers caught in the vice-like grip of rising components costs and stiff competition for new business.…
DDN burst buffer to bimble along more briskly after boost
SFAOS, Lustre distribution and WOS given a waxing as well HPC storage system supplier DDN has enhanced the performance and protection on four of its products – storage array software SFAOS, flash cache burst buffer IME, EXAScaler Lustre and the WOS object storage system.…
Facebook has a solution to all the toxic dross on its site – wait, it's not AI?
No, it's human janitors toiling away, cleaning up wads of hate and terror incitement Facebook is once again trying to scrub clean its public image after it was criticized for allowing extremism to spread on its social media platform.…
Samsung releases 49-inch desktop monitor with 32:9 aspect ratio
Imagine the spreadsheet you could view on a four-foot-wide 3840 x 1080 beast The Register doesn't spare a glance for news of monitors but we made an exception when we learned of Samsung's new CHG90.…
Fighter pilot shot down laptops with a flick of his copper-plated wrist
New motherboards wouldn't fix it, but a magnetic personality can work wonders On-Call Why hello there readers! It's Friday and that means it's time for another edition of On-Call, our weekly column in which your peers take centre stage by sharing tales of jobs gone wrong.…
Just like knotted-up headphones: Entangled photons stay entwined over record distance
Literally spooky action at a distance Pairs of entangled photons created on a satellite orbiting Earth have survived the long, perilous trip from space to ground stations. Crucially, they are still linked despite being picked up by receivers over 1,200km (745mi) apart – the longest link ever seen before.…
Software dev bombshell: Programmers who use spaces earn MORE than those who use tabs
Well, of course – anyone using tabs should be paid zero Poll Weighing in on a longstanding religious war among software developers, community site Stack Overflow has found that developers who use spaces to indent their code earn more than those who use tabs.…
Brit hacker admits he siphoned info from US military satellite network
Department of Defense claims intrusion cost $628,000... er? A UK-based computer hacker has admitted stealing hundreds of usernames and email addresses from a US military communications system.…
Yeah, if you could just stop writing those Y2K compliance reports, that would be great
Uncle Sam scraps rules 17 years on from when the world ended, oh wait... The US Office of Management and Budget (OMB) has announced rule changes that – among other things – will finally end the requirement that agency IT departments report their Y2K compliance, only almost two decades after the event.…
Windows Server to get twice-yearly updates, plus stable and fast-moving branches
Nano Server to go containers-only, Server Core pushed for all other workloads Poll Windows Server and System Center will soon receive twice-yearly updates and come in two “channels”, one for the latest stuff and another less-frequently-updated channel.…
Stop trying to make The Machine happen, HPE. It's not going to happen
IT biz bags US govt cash to tinker with lab experiment HPE will use a research grant awarded today by the US Department of Energy to develop blueprints for a Machine-based exascale supercomputer.…
WikiLeaks emits CIA's Wi-Fi pwnage tool docs
Spies do spying, part 78: Cherry Blossom malware gobbles up data flowing through routers Hundreds of commercial Wi-Fi routers are, or were, easily hackable by the CIA, according to classified files published today by WikiLeaks.…
When we said don't link to the article, Google, we meant DON'T LINK TO THE ARTICLE!
One click, or two? How about no clicks, German court tells search company A German court has given Google a hearty slap over its grudging response to "right to be forgotten" laws, telling it that not linking to information means exactly that: not linking to information.…
Oh, wow, Canada: No new carrier-locked phones for Canucks
And no fees for unshackling mobes, either – all from December this year Canada has ruled that cellphone networks may no longer charge fees for carrier-unlocking handsets nor sell new phones locked to their network.…
BAE accused of flogging mass-spying toolkits to assh*le autocrats
Arab Spring meant ka-ching for merchants of death A year-long investigation has uncovered evidence that British armaments conglomerate BAE Systems has been selling internet surveillance equipment to Middle Eastern regimes with questionable human rights records.…
Yahoo! cleanup! will! cost! Verizon! half! a! billion! bucks!
Ha! Ha! Another! chance! to! use! these! exclamations! Verizon says it will have to write off $500m for severance and integration costs on its acquisition of Yahoo!…
Uber sued after digging up medical records of woman raped by driver
Toxic trash taxi biz accused of obtaining files to smear sex assault victim Adding to its litany of disasters, Uber, CEO Travis Kalanick, and former executives Emil Michael and Eric Alexander were sued on Thursday for privacy violations and defamation by the unnamed woman raped in 2014 by an Uber driver in India.…
Look who's joined the anti-encryption posse: Germany, come on down
Sie werden diese Nachrichten entschlüsseln! Germany has joined an increasing number of countries looking to introduce anti-encryption laws.…
Uncle Sam bungs rich tech giants quarter of a billion bucks for exascale super R&D
Carrot dangled for 2021 mega-machines The US government has dangled $258m in funding in front of six American tech giants to encourage the development of exascale supercomputer systems.…
If you haven't already obliterated your Jaff-infected comp, there is an antidote available
Lovely chaps at Kaspersky have developed decryption tool Security researchers have developed a free decryption tool for victims of the ‪Jaff‬ ransomware, meaning they can regain access to files without paying crooks.…
Blade Runner time: Retail replicant buys into WANdisco’s Fusion product
Firm starting to win big orders to its replication to the cloud product Data replicator WANdisco has won a US$2mn contract with a "major American multinational retail corporation," claimed to be "one of the world’s largest retailers".…
Banks could be stung for €5bn under GDPR, screams latest report on industry readiness
Firm peddling security solutions says poor breach reporting will 'make you look like a fool' European banks could face fines totalling €4.7bn in the three years after General Data Protection Regulation comes into force, according to a report from data security solutions firm AllClear ID.…
Openreach to comms providers: Why can't we be friends?
Reformed monopoly wants to 'get much closer' to partners The new, reformed UK network backbone Openreach wants to "get much closer" to its communications providers and hopes to make a business case for a "very sizeable" full-fibre footprint together, says chief exec Clive Selley.…
Cloud bigger than ever, biz suddenly keen to fork out for security. Put 'em together...
Let's just say cloud security on the up - Gartner Growth cloud-based security services will remain strong, with the market reaching $5.9bn in 2017, up 21 per cent from 2016, analyst house Gartner predicts.…
That minutes-long power glitch? It's going to cost British Airways £80m, IAG investors told
Resulting IT systems crash airline chaos lasted 3 days The massive IT systems failure caused by a power surge at British Airways' primary data centre will cost the airline £80m.…
Amazon and others sniffing around Slack
Enjoying a free version of the biz collab software? Maybe not for much longer... Slack is attracting interest from potential suitors including Amazon that are reportedly eyeing up the white collar messaging and collaboration software slinger.…
Japanese robo-tech firm plans Olympic driverless taxi rollout
600 Johnny Cabs in the Land of the Rising Sun A Japanese robotics firm hopes to launch self-driving taxis in Tokyo for the 2020 Olympics.…
WDC fires another shot at Toshiba in flash foundry spat, whispers: Pick me, Tosh!
Confused? Let us explain the tale of love and hate Analysis Western Digital Corporation continues its strange make love and war approach to getting a slice of Toshiba's Memory Business action by opening a new legal attack on its joint venture partner.…
Months late, unaudited: ZX Spectrum reboot firm files accounts
Which bit is the half-million pounds of other people's money? ZX Spectrum reboot firm Retro Computers Ltd has filed unaudited accounts at Companies House – and they offer few clues as to where the £513,000 of crowdfunded cash for its Vega+ product has gone.…
Banking websites are 'littered with trackers' ogling your credit risk
Lenders already know whether to approve before you apply A new study has warned that third-party trackers litter banking websites and the privacy-invading tech is being used to rate surfers' creditworthiness.…
BA passengers caught in crossfire of Heathrow baggage meltdown
Whatever the problem was, it’s fixed, says airport A fault in the baggage systems at Heathrow Terminals 3 and 5 this morning left passengers forced to travel without their belongings.…
Don't all rush out at once, but there are a million devices ripe to be the next big botnet
As bad as Mirai was, it could have been much worse A wormable vulnerability involving an estimated one million digital video recorders (DVR) is at risk of creating a Mirai-style botnet, security researchers warn.…
Hortonworks feathers nest with IBM deal
IBM BigInsights users migrating to Hadoop-flinger’s HDP IBM has slipped a ring on Hortonworks' finger – offering the Hadoop distributor access to a potentially lucrative market.…
Now you can 'roam like at home' within the EU, but what's the catch?
And what about Brexit, huh? From today people will be able to spend more time gazing at their phones while on hols rather than looking at the sights as roaming charges in EU countries are abolished.…
Operators and vendors agree that Europe is falling behind in 5G
Mobile natives are getting restless Comment Ericsson and Nokia are united on one thing, and that is Europe's failure to take a lead on 5G, a view which is supported by operators too.…
AR and VR in data visualisation – can it ever be useful to our puny human minds?
'The biggest challenge is to not misrepresent the data' Advocates of data visualisation using virtual or augmented reality argue that both let your brain do what it does best. Namely, pick out and memorise patterns by walking through the data using 3D and assisted by colour, movement, sound and even touch to represent extra dimensions.…
Wi-Fi Dream Home Of The Future™ gets instructions for builders
Sensible stuff from Wi-Fi Alliance guides AP placement, channel usage and more Interoperability and certification outfit the Wi-Fi Alliance has taken on quite a challenge: getting the home-building industry to do WiFi right.…
Sorry to burst your bubble, but Microsoft's 'Ms Pac-Man beating AI' is more Automatic Idiot
Code hardwired to reach perfect 999,990 score Analysis Back in a bygone era – September last year – Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella told a developer conference: "We are not pursuing AI to beat humans at games."…
Europe-wide BitTorrent indexer blockade looms after Pirate Bay blow
Euro Court of Justice decides infamous search engine does infringe copyright ANalysis Europe's highest court has ruled that notorious torrent search engine The Pirate Bay infringes copyright, opening the door for ISPs across the continent to be obliged to block access to it.…
Disney mulls Mickey Mouse magic material to thwart pirates' 3D scans
Patent bid for special sauce in kids' tat that blinds rip-off equipment Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up a scheme to fight counterfeiting with a form of stealth technology.…
FreeNAS releases version 11, so let us put the unpleasantness of failed V.10 behind us
Adds S3 compatibility but Docker drops out for now FreeNAS releases version 11 so let's put the unpleasantness of failed V.10 behind us Version 11 of FreeNAS has emerged, hopefully without the bugs that saw the open source project release version 10 and then downgrade it to a mere “tech preview” a month later.…
Facebook tried teaching bots art of negotiation – so the AI learned to lie
Given training data was real human chatter, this says more about us than anything else Let's be honest, despite last year's burst of hype, chatbots haven’t progressed beyond asking and answering simple questions. Still, researchers aren't letting go of their dream of a perfect digital assistant.…
RSA SecurID admin console can issue emergency access to decent social engineers
Put the management interface behind the firewall, pronto Stop us if you've heard this one: an emergency access feature offered by RSA for SecurID token customers isn't completely secure.…
Small carriers aren't showing up to IPv6 standards chats, consultant warns
And that means useful stuff could be left out of customer premises equipment Smaller ISPs are dealing themselves out of discussions about the inevitable transition to IPv6, a Spanish consultant warns, and could find their future defined by large telcos.…
You didn't miss World Cloud Backup Day. It just kinda happened
Box and Google co-incidentally reveal new low-download backup apps on the same day Google and Box have each revealed new cloud backup products.…
It's 2017 and someone's probably still using WINS naming. If so, stop
Microsoft's NetBIOS naming is vulnerable: use DNS instead Sysadmins should already have purged WINS from their Microsoft Windows Server environments – but if they haven't, there's a new reason to take it for one last walk out behind the shed.…
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