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BBC hooks up with ITV, launches long awaited US subscription VoD
We're coming to America Analysis In the end, after a year waiting for the service, BritFlix has become BritBox, an OTT service which the BBC promised a while back, as a follow-on to its failed global iPlayer initiative. This will have been stimulated by the relatively new relationship between AMC Networks and BBC Worldwide – effectively AMC said (to OTT): "Come on in, the water's fine".…
This is where the Navy will park its 75,000-ton aircraft carriers
It was supposed to be a 40,000-ton US supply ship on the day, though The Ministry of Defence has spent around £200m rebuilding a jetty at HM Naval Base Portsmouth ready for the arrival of HMS Queen Elizabeth later this year. El Reg got invited to watch an American supply ship test it out.…
Thank heavens the wrangling over BT's Openreach separation has ended
Might not be everyone's best option, but at least we're not going to Brussels Analysis When Ofcom announced it had finally reached a settlement with BT over the future of Openreach on Friday, you could practically hear the collective sigh of relief.…
Can you ethically suggest a woman pursue a career in tech?
Efforts to engage women with STEM are useless if 'Bro culture' means they face years of harassment and frustration Over the last few years we’ve watched parents, educators and mentors everywhere working hard to get women into science, technology engineering and maths careers. Those efforts are succeeding: the number of women going studying engineering at the tertiary level has begun to arc upward. This is a good thing.…
Is that a phone in your hand – or a gun? This neural network reckons it has it all figured out
Real-time video search for weapons looking possible Artificial intelligence has the potential to take over mundane, boring tasks such as driving, scheduling meetings and transcribing speech. Now there's another job that can be added to the list: detecting handguns in videos.…
Signature Trump policy - H-1B visa reform - looks to be on the back burner
Visa paperwork is due April 1, but Sean Spicer says visa needs 'comprehensive look' United States president Donald Trump appears to have gone slow on his campaign pledge to reform H-1B visas, the category of working visa that tech firms often use to bring skilled workers to America.…
Hold 'em, don't fold 'em: how to bite Bitcoin pools
Boffins demo withholding attack that could work on one ASIC and make an Evil Genius™ rich Bitcoin's reward mechanism is based on publishing a solution to the block chain. What if an Evil Genius™ reversed this, and rewarded miners for withholding their solutions?…
'Jarvis' brings AI to the Linux command line, without Iron Man
Microsoft's also advancing code cleanup tool DevSkim Repo Roundup Welcome again to Repo Roundup, in which The Reg trawls online code repositories to let you know about the fun, the useful or the inexplicable.…
Canadians can file online tax returns again after emergency outage
Tax office tight-lipped about what it's just patched Canada's taxman has restored online services it took down over the weekend to respond to unspecified vulnerabilities.…
Linus Torvalds explains how to Pull without jerking his chain
Linux 4.11 rc 2 is out, but not until after a little terse instruction on how to contribute Linux kernel developers have again given Linus Torvalds cause for complaint.…
Cisco and pals reveal backup bundles for Borg's slow-moving converged rigs
CommVault and Veeam both sign up in a week, which Cisco says is a total co-incidence Cisco's pals are excited that The Borg has signed them up for new data protection bundles.…
Telstra wants civil litigants to pay up front for access to metadata
Submission on extending metadata access proposes making lawyers aware of costs before they subpoena Telstra has put a new wrinkle on Australia's simmering data retention debate by suggesting that it charges for access to retained telecommunications sought by civil litigants.…
Malware infecting Androids somewhere in the supply chain
Handsets leave the factory clean, then get dragged through the mud before they reach you Smartphones from Samsung, LG, Xiaomi, ZTE, Oppo, Vivo, Asus and Lenovo have been spotted sporting malware they apparently carried when they were shipped.…
Tim Berners-Lee says privacy needs fixing – and calls for 'algorithmic transparency'
Five-year plan proposes to explain why you're seeing that ad and the fake news it leads to Sir Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the World Wide Web, has penned a 28th-birthday letter for his creation in which he identifies three trends he thinks are harming the web, and explains how the Web Foundation that he heads will seek to implement his ideas.…
Spy satellite scientist sent down for a year for stowing secrets at home
Document hoarding 'must be deterred for the sake of intelligence community' Mohan Nirala, 52, a former employee of the US National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, received a prison sentence of 12 months and a day on Friday for storing national defense information in violation of the law.…
Family of technician slain by factory robot sues everyone involved
Industrial bot builders, installers, maintainers blamed for horrific accident The family of a repair technician killed in an auto parts factory accident is suing five robotics companies they say are responsible.…
'Password rules are bullsh*t!' Stackoverflow Jeff's rage overflows
If you're using an 8-character password, you may just as well not bother Jeff Atwood, founder of the popular coding site Stack Overflow, has published an extended and entertaining rant about the lamentable state of password policy among developers.…
Official: America auto-scanned visitors' social media profiles. Also: It didn't work properly
DHS report shows the limits of bonkers budget-busting plan The US Department of Homeland Security used software to scan social media accounts of people visiting America, but it didn't work properly.…
FCC under fire for trying to ditch cybersecurity
Light touch regulation philosophy runs up against political reality Analysis The ideological goal of "light touch regulation" as proposed by the new head of the US FCC has hit a barrier: cybersecurity.…
Force employees to take DNA tests for bosses? We've got a new law to make that happen, beam House Republicans
Give us your genes or pay 50% more for company healthcare Amid the attention on the new US administration's healthcare plan, a law has been proposed that would force employees to hand over their genetic information if they want company health insurance.…
Favored Swift hits the charts: Now in top 10 programming languages
Apple-championed lingo climbs over Perl, Ruby, assembly code In March, the Swift programming language rose to became the 10th most popular, at least by the measure of TIOBE Software.…
Seagate dismounts Korean design center, fscks 300 workers
Switch to 3.5-inch disks for bulk capacity sealed engineers' fate Seagate is closing a design center in South Korea, according to its 8-K homework submitted to US financial watchdog, the SEC.…
DOOM'd! Quake god John Carmack lobs $22m sueball at ZeniMax
Oculus CTO asks Judge Boyle to wield her BFG (big f'ing gavel) in contract dispute Wizard programmer John Carmack is suing his former employer ZeniMax alleging $22.5m in unpaid stock options.…
Volkswagen pleads guilty to three Dieselgate criminal charges
Das Auto be the end of it, says car maker as it coughs up billions in fines Volkswagen today pled guilty in a Detroit, Michigan, court to scamming the American public through its "Dieselgate" vehicle emissions test cheating.…
Facebook to digital ad biz: OK, we'll allow you to mark our homework
Video success numbers will be scrutinized by outside outfit After successive scandals in which Facebook was found to be diddling its ad numbers, the social network will let a third party vet its stats.…
Pennsylvania sues IBM for fraud over $170m IT upgrade shambles
High turnover in Big Blue staff contributes IBM has been accused of fraud for under-delivering an over-budget IT upgrade to Pennsylvania's unemployment compensation systems.…
If fast radio bursts really are revving up interstellar sailcraft, here's the maths
Astrophysicists handily crunch travelling aliens numbers just in time for Friday pub chat Astrophysicists think that mysterious short millisecond-long blip of radiation may be distant aliens powering up their sailcraft. Over 20 such FRBs (fast radio bursts) have been detected since 2007.…
SolidFire chief talks up secret upcoming hyperconverged system
Who nodes what'll actually be in it, though Backgrounder SolidFire boss Dave Wright talked with El Reg and discussed the vendor's upcoming hyper-converged system based on its own nodes.…
Transforming your infrastructure with cloud services
Scalable agility Promo Infrastructure as a Service can make your computing operations more scalable and agile. It may also be the first step to something larger.…
The gospel according to Blockchain, or is it the other way round?
Startup promises permissioned Blockchain-validated truth database Analysis Startup Gospel Technology is evangelising the use of Blockchain to secure and verify sharable data.…
Silicon Valley bites back via Europe’s copyright reform
What on Earth is the 'innovation' field? Exclusive Silicon Valley has pushed back hard against Europe’s copyright reforms in the forthcoming response from the European Parliament’s rapporteur, a full draft of which has been seen by The Register.…
Cold callers illegally sold Aussie farmers 1,700 years worth of printer ink
Cattle farmers going through one cartridge evey ten months bullied into buying 2040 of 'em A tribunal has found cold calling salespeople to have illegally bullied a farming couple in Australia into purchasing 2,040 printer ink cartridges.…
Lawyer defending arson suspect flees court with pants on fire
His own, that is... Following the heat of a courtroom battle a lawyer defending an alleged arsonist was reportedly forced to flee proceedings temporarily after his own pants* caught fire.…
Want a deal on Continuous Lifecycle tickets? Act now
Early bird tickets finish on Sunday Events It’s just a few days till we pull down the shutters on our Early Bird offer for Continuous Lifecycle London, our three-day spectacular spanning the best in DevOps, Containers, Agile and Continuous Delivery.…
Repentant priest from Cuntis sorry he dressed as Hugh Hefner
Male bunnies simulating sex acts on him in carnival A Spanish priest who dressed up as Hugh Hefner – flanked by two men in Playboy bunny outfits – as he rode a float at carnival in the Galician town of Cuntis, has been forced to apologise.…
WikiLeaks promises to supply CIA's hacking tool code to vendors
Patch, patch .. attention snatch WikiLeaks has promised to release software code of CIA hacking tools to tech firms.…
The future of Not Reality is a strap-on that talks to my smarting ring
Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow Something for the Weekend, Sir? My ring smarts.…
Germany to roll out €100bn gigabit internet network
Preparing for the Internet of Things Germany's federal government plans to roll out a gigabit internet service across Germany by 2025, through a government and private consortium known as Netzallianz Digitales Deutschland.…
Get a GRIP! Robolution ain't happening until TOUCH is cracked
Forget computer vision and AI – why Ocado's on the money Predictions are rife about the millions of repetitive, administrative and operative roles set to be decimated by automation over the coming years.…
Vodafone gets less flexible on flexible working Ts&Cs for own staff
Cracks early April Fool's Day joke...but changes really ARE due 1st of next month Exclusive An April Fool's Day joke has come early for Vodafone teleworkers, who are facing a clampdown on their own flexible working conditions from the start of next month.…
Everspin's new gig: a gig or two of non-volatile RAM on PCIe
Smaller than Optane, but faster and perhaps a bit immortal too Non-volatile memory outfit Everspin's popped some of its Spin Torque MRAM onto a PCIe card in the hope system builders get excited about a new tier of memory. Or is it a new tier of storage?…
BT agrees to legal separation of Openreach
'We have listened to criticism of our business,' says chief exec Gavin Patterson Former state monopoly BT has finally agreed to regulator Ofcom's plans for a legal separation of its broadband division Openreach.…
Google dangles bundle of cloud goodies to lure biz devs away from AWS
Ad-slinger pushes its very own version of Lambda, opens YouTube and AdWords data hose Google Next '17 Google has rolled out a slew of new additions to its Cloud platform, including public release of the Cloud Functions serverless code set.…
User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work
Same worker also thought Excel was a great app for making art ON-CALL Welcome again to On-Call, The Register's Friday foray into a mailbag stuffed full of readers' recollections of being asked to fix things that should never have broken.…
'Nigerian princes' snatch billions from Western biz via fake email – Interpol
Cybercrime even has its own religion in Ghana Spoofed email and malware hidden in attachments netted crooks in West Africa more than $3bn in three years from businesses.…
DeepMind. Blockchain. Medical records. Google. AI – wow, we just won machine learning bingo!
Nah, trust us, there is something to this Google-stablemate DeepMind is creating a blockchain-like system to show how sensitive medical data passing through its processors will be used, allowing healthcare professionals to check if data has been tampered with.…
BOAR-ZILLA stalks Fukushima's dead zone
Wild boars in empty towns are nastily radioactive, but sadly remain normal size and lack atomic breath Radioactive wild boars have become a problem in the evacuation zone around Japan's Fukushima nuclear plant.…
America's Marine Corp steamy selfies scandal, a Senate probe – and El Reg to the rescue
Image archive torn offline after we raise alarm Next Tuesday, US Senators will hold a special hearing into America's ongoing military sex scandal. Archives of compromising snaps of female US Marine Corps fighters are being shared online, and the Senate Armed Services Committee wants answers.…
State surveillance boom sparked by fear-mongering political populists, says UN
Special Rapporteur calls for privacy as a right, but also for International Data Warrants The United Nations' Special Rapporteur on the right to privacy has heavily criticised new surveillance laws in France, Germany, the UK and the USA, saying they are “predicated on the … disproportionate though understandable fear that electorates may have in the face of the threat of terrorism” but are informed by “little or no evidence” of their “efficacy or … proportionality”.…
Zerto SNAFU can cause data corruption on Nutanix boxen
DR upstart's board adds chap with data loss experience: Yahoo! CFO Ken Goldman Nutanix users protecting their data with Zerto software need to pay close attention to the latter's recently-released 5.0U2 as it fixes a problem that could cause data corruption.…
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