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Researcher says fixes to Windows Defender's engine incomplete
James Lee says Microsoft's A-V software still has remote code execution holes In spite of a flurry of patches designed to fix Windows Defender, at least one security researcher reckons there's still work to be done.…
Brazilian whacks Intel over 'exploding' Atom smartphone chips
Mobe maker demands millions after SoFIA processors sparked thousands of complaints Intel is being sued by a Brazilian phone maker that claims Chipzilla's smartphone Atom processors caused handsets to explode.…
Soldiers bust massive click-farm that used 500k SIM cards, 100s of mobes to big up web tat
Cops pad up to Thai operation A massive click-fraud farm has been raided in Thailand by police and army troops, who seized nearly half a million SIM cards and hundreds of iPhones used to promote products online.…
Judge holds Uber's feet to the fire over alleged Waymo tech theft
Oh yes, you will hand over those documents Analysis A California judge is not taking any nonsense in the ongoing self-driving tech theft case between Uber and Google-owned Waymo.…
You're all too skeptical of super-duper self-driving cars, apparently
What do we have to do to make you love us, er, autonomous vehicles, ponder senators Lamenting the 35,000 people in the US who died in motor vehicle crashes in 2015, Senator John Thune (R-SD), chairman of the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, on Wednesday held a hearing in Washington, DC, on the need to win public support for automated cars and to rethink regulation.…
Crouching cyber, Hidden Cobra: Crack North Korean hack team ready to strike, says US-CERT
DeltaCharlie malware aimed at American biz, we're told The Norks are coming and it won't be fun, according to a new bulletin from the United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US-CERT).…
Don't touch that mail! London uni fears '0-day' used to cram network with ransomware
Antivirus didn't pick up software nasty, say UCL IT peeps University College London is tonight tackling a serious ransomware outbreak that has scrambled academics' files.…
Uncle Sam █████████ cloud so much, AWS █████████ it another kinda-secret data center
New facility in █████████ to open up next year Amazon Web Services says it will launch a second dedicated cloud compute facility for the US government early next year.…
Trump nominates a pro-net-neutrality advocate as FCC commish
Hang on, what's going on here? President Donald Trump has nominated former FCC commissioner Jessica Rosenworcel to rejoin the US federal telecom regulator, filling a seat made empty by... herself.…
Nokia snatches clump of 16nm FinFETs, crafts 576 Tbps monster router
That's a lot of porn The router market might be in the doldrums, but that hasn't stopped Nokia spending big on drive silicon to drive its latest operator-scale router iron.…
BMW climbs into IBM Watson's cloudy connected charabanc
Hey, insurance firms! We've got smart car data to flog you! IBM's partnership with German carmaker BMW has resulted in a contract to supply cloud-based data management services.…
Currys PC World given a spanking for misleading laptop savings ads
Watchdog sinks gums into Dixons Carphone subsidiary Currys PC World was today placed on the naughty step by toothless watchdog the Advertising Standards Authority over the way it misleadingly promoted savings to push laptops sales.…
Internet hygiene still stinks despite botnet and ransomware flood
Millions of must-be-firewalled services sitting wide open Network security has improved little over the last 12 months – millions of vulnerable devices are still exposed on the open internet, leaving them defenceless to the next big malware attack.…
IBM will soon become sole gatekeepers to the realm of tape – report
Yeah, cloud service providers, large enterprises still need it Spectra Logic's Digital Data Storage Outlook 2017 report predicts IBM will emerge as the sole tape drive manufacturer.…
Toshiba bowls out small but nippy enterprise spinner
Power-sipping 900GB, 15,000rpm disk drive Toshiba has a high-speed enterprise disk drive that ships data 20 per cent faster than the model before it.…
Misys and D+H borg, form mega-fintech titan Finastra
Fancy some hair-loss drugs, um, financial services tech? Fumbling British banking software biz Misys has merged with D+H to create the financial services tech firm “Finastra”.…
Labour says it will vote against DUP's proposed TV Licence reforms
Changes to funding model would 'jeopardise the BBC' Deputy Labour leader Tom Watson has said his party will vote down any Parliamentary changes to the TV Licence fee, following the Conservatives entering coalition talks with Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionist Party.…
Toshiba memory unit drama alert: SK Hynix chips into Japanese consortium bid
WDC could be out on its arse Korean chipper SK Hynix is joining a Japanese state fund-led consortium to bid for Toshiba's memory business, and WDC could be out.…
Speaking in Tech: Googlers don't like googling. It's a fool's gerund*
Google Cloud platform developer advocate chats on our techcast
Telegram chat app founder claims spooks offered backdoor bribe
Pavel Durov flings Twitter dooky at rivals Signal, says US govt funds their encryption The founder of chat app Telegram has publicly claimed that feds pressured the company to weaken its encryption or install a backdoor.…
IBM deep-sixes DeepFlash 150
Unstructured data box nixed in Europe IBM has withdrawn its Spectrum Scale-based DeepFlash 150 product from sale.…
Fear the dentist? Strap on some nerd goggles
Patients frolicking by virtual beach felt less pain in the chair Wearing a virtual-reality headset in the dentist's chair could make you more relaxed, a new study suggests.…
BT's Ryan Reynolds helicopter Wi-Fi ads 'misleading', thunders ad watchdog
But it's OK to boast about length in the lab. Got it? The UK Advertising Standards Authority has rapped BT on the knuckles for claiming its Smart Hub delivered "the UK's most powerful Wi‑Fi signal".…
PC, Ethernet and tablet computer pioneer 'Chuck' Thacker passes
Designed hardware for Xerox Alto, co-invented Ethernet and did formative work at Microsoft Computer Science has lost a titan: Charles P. “Chuck” Thacker died on Monday, June 12th, aged 74.…
Voyager 1 passes another milestone: is now 138AU from home
Tape drive due to shut down in 2018 as 1.4 kbps link becomes too skinny Voyager 1 has just ticked off another milestone: on Tuesday it reached 138 astronomical units from Earth, or about 20,600,000,000km from the planet on which you're (presumably!) reading this story.…
Fuji Xerox's chairman resigns over 'improper accounting'
Premature recognition of sales in Australia and New Zealand drags down whole company FujiXerox has apologised for what it calls “improper accounting” that saw its Australian and New Zealand operations book sales earlier than was usual, resulting in inflated sales figures.…
Atlassian wants you to put all your eggs in one Bitbucket and beyond
DevOps darling has assembled a 'stack' and hopes it and US$186k price stack up Atlassian's decided the time is right for it to do a “stack” for enterprises keen to get their DevOps efforts in order.…
Firefox 54 delivers sandboxes Mozilla's wanted since 2009
Project Electrolysis means Firefox spawns four processes and shares them between tabs Mozilla has released version 54 of its Firefox browser and in so doing delivered long-promised sandboxing technology.…
Buggy devices and lazy operators make VoLTE a security nightmare
Voicemail hacking? Discovered in 2015, and still not fixed.
Telstra to hang up on 1,400 more workers
As big T sells its copper to nbn™, it needs fewer copper techs to fix it Telstra will shed 1,400 or more jobs to make up for revenue gaps looming as the National Broadband Network rollout continues.…
Tails OS hits version 3.0, matches Debian's pace but bins 32-bit systems
Edward Snowden's preferred-for-privacy OS gets a decent upgrade The developers of privacy-protecting Linux distribution Tails have decided to get closer to Debian with the project's 3.0 release.…
Google cloud browned out after automation snag struck
Fix for App Engine memory allocation mess will be applied to just one data centre Google's cloud thought it was out of memory for a couple of hours last week.…
It came from space! Two-headed flatworm stuns scientists
The regeneration process continues to baffle boffins A flatworm sent to the International Space Station has sprouted two heads, an anomaly that never happens in the wild, according to a paper published in the journal Regeneration.…
Apple frees a few private APIs, makes them public
Glacial thaw brings a bit more openness to hermit kingdom Apple, by necessity, fatigue, goodwill or accident, is becoming slightly more open in how it allows developers to interact with its software.…
I still haven't found what I'm malloc()ing for: U2 tops poll of music today's devs code to
🎶 Where the streets have no hostname 🎶 Time to put to bed once and for all the image of the hip young hacker pounding out code to cutting-edge techno music. It turns out that today's devs prefer to work to most of the same tunes your mom plays while driving to the store.…
Lame-o devs like coding to Taylor Swift and U2
People who put crap on your laptop love bands who put crap on your iPhone Time to put to bed once and for all the image of the hip young hacker pounding out code to cutting-edge techno music; it turns out that today's devs prefer to work to most of the same tunes your mom plays while driving to the store.…
OpenAI, DeepMind double team to make future AI machines safer
New algorithm keeps humans firmly in the loop during training Researchers from OpenAI and DeepMind are hoping to make artificial intelligence safer using a new algorithm that learns from human feedback.…
It's 2017 and Microsoft is still patching Windows XP+ – to plug holes exploited by trio of leaked NSA weapons
Bugs used by stolen tools fixed among 96 software holes Microsoft today addressed 96 CVE-listed vulnerabilities in its products – plus issued more emergency patches for unsupported versions of Windows menaced by leaked NSA exploits.…
Australian oppn. leader wants to do something about Bitcoin, because terrorism and crypto
Bill Shorten says there are things 'we do not know enough about to deal with properly' Australia's opposition leader Bill Shorten has suggested that governmental action to deny use of encryption to terrorists should extend to Bitcoin.…
Ever wonder why those Apple iPhone updates take so damn long?
Turns out Apple execs were testing new file system on you It's a recurring pain experienced by all iPhone owners: the huge and very slow software updates that require you to plug your phone in and forget about it for 30 minutes.…
Just days after tech community abandons plans to punish internet shutdowns… Egypt goes censorship crazy
What do you need news for, anyway? 'It shouldn't be a problem' – NTRA official Egypt has embarked on a new wave of online censorship, blocking news websites and killing off VPN services in order to limit its citizens' access to information.…
Uber culture colonic cleanses CEO Kalanick
Taxi app upstart told to ditch values that excused abusive behavior – while its bro-in-chief takes time off Updated with bonus sexism Uber CEO Travis Kalanick is taking a leave of absence while the company he co-founded tries to remake itself in a more humane image.…
Five Eyes nations stare menacingly at tech biz and its encryption
US, UK, Australia, New Zealand and Canada mull leaning hard for access to your info Officials from the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and New Zealand will discuss next month plans to force tech companies to break encryption on their products.…
HPE hatches HPE Next – a radical overhaul plan so it won't be HPE Last
CEO Meg Whitman tells staff she's signed pact with Faust Exclusive Hewlett Packard Enterprise has hatched a radical plan to overhaul processes, investments, people and overheads in a project that is “likely to determine” its “relevance in the years ahead.”…
Marissa! Mayer! out! as! Yahoo!-Verizon! closes!
Chief exec says Yaho-o-oo! as biz becomes Oath Marissa Mayer has officially resigned from Yahoo!, as Verizon's $4.8bn (£3.77bn) gobble of the company closed today.…
Hyper-active Pure goes bananas with new software
Also demo'ing end-to-end NVMe over fabrics to Cisco UCS servers Pure Storage is launching a mega-slew of software, with some new hardware, as well as a demo-ing an end-to-end NVMe over fabrics Flash Stack at its annual Pure Accelerate conference in San Francisco.…
Waymo waves off original Google Firefly driverless car
Replacing soon-to-be 'museum exhibit' with fleet of robo delivery vans Waymo, the one-time driverless car division of Google, has ditched its original self-driving car, the Firefly, in favour of a fleet of hundreds of robot vans.…
British Airways poised to shed 1,000 jobs to Capita
Don't worry long-suffering BA customers, Capita will take care of you Two brands that people love to hate today stand poised to forge an alliance: British Airways plans to outsource call centre management to Capita, sending 1,000 employees into the belly of the beast.…
Enterprise flash storage market report reads like it's a vendors graveyard
Virident? Violin?! Where is Tintri? HPE?! IBM??!!! Registrar Daily's Global Enterprise Flash Storage Market 2017 report looks at 15 vendors – of which five no longer exist and two are small-to-insignificant – and totally neglects to mention others.…
Discredit a journo? Easy, that'll be $55k. Fix an election? Oh, I can do that for just $400k
Cybercrooks rake it in with Fake-News-as-a-Service Fake news has come to be associated with political intrigue but the same propaganda techniques are also abused by cybercriminals, according to a study by Trend Micro.…
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