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Updated 2026-06-28 17:00
First World Problems: John Lewis clients forced to re-register after website 'upgrade'
Phone staff overwhelmed by middle-class complaints Customers of John Lewis Financial Services in the UK are still being forced to re-register for the service after a "recent website upgrade" accidentally downgraded the service.…
Microsoft goes back to the drawing board – literally, with 28" tablet and hockey puck gizmo
Not-a-PC biz touts new PC and Windows 10 Creators Edition Microsoft today revealed the Surface Studio, a 28" drawing-board-like PC you can stick a hockey-puck-looking dial on to control software. The touchscreen super-fondleslab was announced alongside an updated Surface Book.…
Scale-up SSDs buck the scale-out trend
Daisy-chaining for scale-up SATA SSDs Well, this is unfashionable: UK-based Integral Memory and Korean Flash storage provider Novachips have co-produced a SVR-PRO SATA III SSD suited for scale-up use.…
Password1? You're so random. By which we mean not random at all - UK.gov
Campaign says #thinkrandom, but experts demand cyber-security rethink The UK government has renewed its efforts to persuade consumers to pick stronger passwords.…
20 years to get Amiga Workbench 3.1 update, and only a fortnight to get first patch
What will happen if this momentum continues? After 20 years, Workbench, the graphical file manager for AmigaOS, received its first update earlier this month, and it's only taken a fortnight to get its first bugfix too.…
Beer, security by design and actual revenue: HPE shows off IoT offerings
Modular Edge servers and augmented reality too IoT World Congress Beer-as-a-service at American football games is just one of the things Hewlett Packard Enterprise has brought to the Internet of Things playground, its chief IoT technologist, Colin I’Anson, told The Register this morning.…
Hammer hopes to nail software-defined future for Commvault
Adds analytics + biz process automation as losses narrow Commvault has software-defined storage and business process automation in its future, as it announces a $600,000 net loss on revenues of $156.3m in its latest quarter. The firm is hoping this sets it up for a sustained turnaround.…
Gov.UK goes TITSUP
Workers wait with Whitehall whiteout The website for the British government has suffered a little TITSUP, that is a total inability to support usual politicking.…
Rise of the photon clones: New method could lead to 'impenetrable' comms
New tech aims to boost security and range of quantum cryptography Physicists have produced "near-perfect" clones of quantum information that can be used to send and retrieve information securely over long distances through quantum cryptography.…
He ain't heavy: OpenStack 16 cloud bros share LAMP interoperability load
Float prospect of federated alternative to AWS Openstack Summit OpenStackers have sought to alleviate concerns that applications on rival clouds are locked in and not portable.…
‘We have many IoT customers’ says Huawei CTO
Czech 'em out IoT World Congress “Our customer base is growing very fast,” Huawei CTO Wu Chou told The Register at IoT World Congress in Barcelona yesterday. The firm is long on smart Czech streetlights but short, it seems, on customers.…
Vatican and musicians at odds over appropriate use of crematorium leftovers
Six feet under or on your album shelf? The choice is yours... The Vatican has put itself on a collision course with the rock music industry, after banning the spreading of human ash-ley remains.…
Burgundian iPhone wrecker hit with damages, suspended sentence
Begloved Dijonaise Mac fan attacked Apple store with outsized metal ball A bellicose Burgundian has been served a six-month suspended sentence and a pile of damages after being driven to distraction by a glitchy iPhone and taking revenge on his local Apple store with a shiny metal ball.…
Seagate bowls out fattened-up spinner
Ups Enterprise's capacity, speeds up data streams Seagate's sixth generation Enterprise Performance disk drive ups its capacity by 50 per cent to 900GB and increases data transfer speed past 300MB/sec.…
Squeaky bum time for Apple: It hasn’t made enough iPhone 7 Pluses
What went wrong? Analysis Santa may have an empty sack this Christmas, crushing the dreams of fanbois (and fanfilles). Apple admitted yesterday it was unable to meet the demand for its iPhone 7.…
'Non-state actors*' likely to blame for Dyn mega-attack – US intel chief
Pesky kids A senior US intelligence chief has said that "non-state actors" – bored kids or crooks* – are likely behind the high-profile attack on DNS provider Dyn last week.…
Exit through the Gift Shop? US copyright chief was assigned to shop till, tweeting
Memos confirm Pallante was locked out of network and office The US’s top copyright expert since 2011 has been re-assigned to investigating new tills for the gift shop and brainstorming social media strategies on the orders of her new boss, US president Barack Obama appointee Carla Hayden, leaked memos reveal.…
I've arrived on Mars. Argggh, my back!
NASA's spine-tingling experiments spell bad news for astronauts New research brings more bad news to astronauts thinking about long-haul space flights as spinal muscles shrink after months in space, scientists have found.…
Huawei to OpenStackers: Don't try to chase Amazon, Microsoft and Google
Strike out on your own instead of playing catch-up OpenStack Summit First came AWS, then Microsoft’s Azure – now Google’s Cloud Platform (GCP). Microsoft’s been playing feature catch-up to AWS since 2008 with the baton passing now to Google under Diane Greene.…
Speaking in Tech: EMC v Pure – Stop bickering with the big dog
Plus: Cockcroft jumps ship to AWS, Facebook threat to enterprise, and more
Interest rate hikes to fuel bonfire of the Unicorns
Canalys says enterprise startup sales teams will flame out and land in channel Enterprise startups burning through cash while it's cheap will have to fire their sales teams to survive, according to channel analyst outfit Canalys' founder Steve Brazier.…
The IoT market will grow through cannibalisation, says Tech Mahindra
Less blue-sky thinking, more 'is this profitable?' needed IoT World Congress What does the Internet of Things actually mean for business? "If a customer is spending $10m on maintenance, I say, 'Give us $8m and... I will bring you better availability of your equipment'," a confident Karthikeyan Natarajan of Tech Mahindra told The Register yesterday.…
EU ruling restricts rights to resell back-up copies of software where originals are damaged, destroyed or lost
What? Software companies must enable customers that acquire an unlimited licence to use their product to download a copy of that software to replace originals that have been damaged, destroyed or lost, the EU's highest court has ruled.…
Tenable ate FlawCheck for DevOps enhancement
Because Docker container security leaves something to be desired In order to remain tenable as the security market adjusts to software containers, Tenable Network Security, based in Columbia, Maryland, has acquired FlawCheck, a San Francisco-based company founded last year to make Docker containers more secure.…
Vodafone rapped with RECORD £4.6m fine for failing customers
Biz apologises and blames issues with its IT system Vodafone has been fined £4.6m for failing customers for mis-selling to customers, inaccurate billing and poor complaints handling.…
Got Ancient exploit but nowhere to use it? Try the horrid GRX network
Audio: Aussie hacker shows even NSA hacks haven't schooled some telcos Ruxcon They've been warned for years, but scores of telcos are still making bone-headed configuration mistakes in their GPRS Global Roaming Exchange (GRX) networks, leaving mail and FTP servers vulnerable.…
Possible reprieve for the venerable A-10 Warthog
Report says supply chain is ramping up for refurb and electronics upgrade “Uglier things have been spotted in the sky, but not by reliable witnesses” – and, in the case of the A10 “Warthog”, it'll be the ugliest thing in the sky for a lot longer than the US Air Force wanted.…
LASER RAT FENCE wins €1.7m European Commission funds
Liverpool John Moores University thinks crop-munching pests deserve light relief, not poison. Or Brexit, presumably The European Commission (EC) has found €1,777,985 for research on rat-repelling laser fences.…
Spoiler alert: We'll bet boffins still haven't spotted aliens
Spectral modulation looks like 233 coincidences too many As any followers of the “Tabbi's Star” controversy will tell you, put “aliens” in a media release and you're bound to get the clicks.…
Samsung ties Thread into two new IoT Artik chips
It's goodbye Artik 1 and hello Artik 7 Samsung has expanded and updated its IoT hardware with the release of the low-end Artik 0 and high-end Artik 7 modules – both of which support the Thread protocol for the first time.…
VXer turns to ancient freemium model to flog keylogger, malware tools
'Researcher' sells spamming, trojan wares Malware has been spotted using the freemium model more than 30 years after it was introduced.…
Atlantis, stateless virtual desktops, and containers
Not a lot of difference and we support the one, so let's support the other Atlantis is integrating its virtual workspace (desktop) into the Citrix management suite and is also providing a software product to manage and provision compute, networking, storage and data services for containers.…
Google fibre: Subs up, Revenue up, expansion over
Access CEO asks Google Maps for nearest exit Google's taken another step in winding back its fibre rollouts, and Craig Barratt, CEO of the operation, is showing himself the door.…
This is not a drill: Hackers pop stock Nexus 6P in five minutes
Keen hackers at Mobile Pwn2Own The Nexus 6P appears to have been hacked with attackers at the Mobile Pwn2Own contest installing malware without user interaction in less than five minutes.…
'Outpaced' ASIO was infiltrated by Soviets
Spy agency faced 'incredible growth' in spies in Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra, book reveals The Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) has publicly admitted for the first time it was infiltrated by Soviet spies during the Cold War.…
Juniper revenue up, but profit slips for Q3
A cloudy forecast points towards a flattish Q4 Juniper's turned in a Q3 2016 quarter revenue of US$1.285 billion, up 3 per cent on the same period last year, but with GAAP profits down by 13 per cent to $172.4 million.…
Akamai rides on the botnet's back to US$584 million quarter
Security biz up, content distribution down Cloud computing security has driven a 6 per cent year-on-year revenue growth for Akamai, up from $US551 million last year to $584 million for Q3 2016.…
IBM Australia didn't stress-test #censusfail router and blocked password resets
IT Crowd jokes aside, who okayed this mess? If Vulture South wasn't running short-staffed yesterday, we'd have stayed with the Senate Committee hearings inquiring into Australia's Census outage on August 9, and caught this gem:…
Benioff on being hacked: We're looking into some next-gen fax machines
Salesforce CEO talks diversity, investments and, yes, making the world a better place Marc Benioff is many things. But a whiner is not one of them.…
Disaster in Cupertino: Apple only made US$9bn last quarter
'Holy s**t, Tim!' - profits have slipped to a mere 'bonkers' Apple once again saw revenues drop, as 45.5 million iPhone 7 sales were not enough to boost its fourth-quarter earnings.…
US judge rubber-stamps Volkswagen's 'Dieselgate' settlement
475,000 Americans will get trade-in value plus $5k to $10k compensation Volkswagen's proposed US “Dieselgate” remedies can go into effect, a US judge said, approving the disgraced auto-maker's US$14.7 billion settlement.…
Asterisk users need to patch DoS bug
Overlap dialling lets attacker shut down system Asterisk users need to get busy with a patch.…
Low-power transistors hint at alternative to battery bonfires
Cambridge researchers envision electronics that thrive on a starvation diet Since 1965, transistors have followed a path predicted by Gordon Moore, becoming more densely packed year after year. The result has been a steady improvement in CPU performance. Batteries, however, haven't advanced at the same pace.…
That time Brian Krzanich had dinner with Elon Musk, Marc Benioff, David Blaine and Lars from Metallica
Intel CEO talks teamwork, not reading books and white privilege Intel CEO Brian Krzanich doesn't read books.…
Want to use 3D XPoint DIMMs with Intel Purley Xeons? Wait a couple of years for second-gen
Not first-gen Purley in 2017 as we were sorta promised Intel will fab Xeon processors that support 3D XPoint DIMMs in two years, its CEO signaled to analysts on a conference call this month.…
Did Apple leak a photo of its new Macbook Pro in an OS update? Our survey says: Yes
Hidden image of product unearthed in latest Sierra Apple has stashed what looks like a photo of its new MacBook Pro – due to be announced this week – in the very latest macOS Sierra update.…
What has 500,000 thumbs and is no longer being sued by HP? Panasonic
Sides settle beef over the cost of that DVD player you never use HP says that Panasonic will no longer be a target in its optical drives lawsuit – after the two sides reached a settlement deal.…
Google gobbles startup that claims its tech is like a mind reader (gulp)
Chocolate Factory has acquired Eyefluence to watch you watch VR Not content to track people's activities online, Google plans to read their minds.…
A bigger splash: The mathematics of spilling beer
Next time, ask for your pint in 'minute straw shapes' A team of researchers has ventured deep into the physics of spilling to uncover why pints of beer splash everywhere but liquid in straws do not when positioned horizontally.…
'Every step your anti-theft tracker takes – I'll be watching you'
Phone-sync'd widgets open folks to stalker risk Tracking widgets that you stick on your keys and wallet so you don't lose them are riddled with security vulnerabilities, we're told.…
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