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Data surge as more Brits work from home? Not as hard on the network as their nightly Netflix binges, claims BT
We'll be OK, says former incumbent telco Brit telco BT is talking tough, saying it is confident its broadband network will not buckle under the increased strain of extra people using broadband as they work from home to avoid catching the coronairus.…
Two years late, but upgrade wave finally washes a billion folk onto Windows 10 as its Android phone waits in the wings
Also: Python 3.8 comes to Azure Functions, .NET Core uninstallation made easy and happy Brazilian chatbots in Azure Roundup While Azure wobbled and Windows was updated, the Microsoft gang continued toiling away with Python, Portuguese and Private Link for its cloud and an altogether more down to earth way uninstalling .NET.…
Browser minnow Brave nips at Google with GDPR complaint
Claims 'don't stand up to serious scrutiny' retorts Google Browser-flinger Brave's chief privacy and industrial relations officer, Dr Johnny Ryan, has written to five European data protection commissions to complain of claimed breaches of the EU's General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) by Google.…
Health workers are top of phishers' target lists thanks to data value
And HR folks aren't far behind, says Proofpoint strategist Interview Nurses are among the groups most heavily targeted by email scammers because of the value of the data they can access, according to email security biz Proofpoint's Adenike Cosgrove.…
Yanking on the space supply chain: Rocket Lab goes Interplanetary with Sinclair acquisition
Sadly, no room for a ZX Spectrum on the way to the Moon Flinger of small satellites Rocket Lab has made a move to tighten up its supply chain with the acquisition of Toronto-based Sinclair Interplanetary.…
French watchdog to take €1.1bn bite out of Apple over 'anticompetitive' practices
Respect mah Autorité. You too, Tech Data, and Ingram Micro The French competition watchdog, Autorité de la Concurrence, has slapped Apple with a stonking €1.1bn fine over claims the Californian fruit farm had artificially limited supply of its kit to wholesalers.…
Microsoft frees Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 from the shackles of, er, Windows?
Windows Update for the Linux kernel? No wonder Gates stepped down Microsoft has crept closer to the next version of Windows 10, 2004, and revealed the thankful news that the dev-friendly Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 will not require a full-on OS update for those all important kernel tweaks.…
Supply, demand and a scary mountain of debt: The challenges facing IT as Covid-19 grips the global economy
A lack of liquidity is going to cause complicated problems, analysts warn Analysis If The Register's readers are anything like its writers, Monday is not the most cheerful morning of the week. We might console ourselves with the thought that if the weekend was a blur, perhaps last week was a dream. Sadly, it was not.…
Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home
Hello? Is this thing on? (message failed to send) As those able to do so begin a seemingly indefinite period of working from home, Microsoft's Slack for Suits platform, Teams, began tottering.…
Look ma, no code: TigerGraph looks to attract wider audience for niche-but-growing DB segment
Graph database vendor gets graphical and promises slick extraction from relational data stores Graph database upgrades are like buses. First Neo4j updated its wares, and now TigerGraph has pushed out new features it hopes will appeal to a broader range of enterprise folk.…
If you're looking for a textbook example of an IT hype cycle, let spin be your guide
Spintronics is/was cool Columnist The four horsemen of disaster in IT decision-making are fear, uncertainty, doubt – and hype. FUD famously first pranced forth when IBM ran the world and its salespeople ladled them out over any upstart which had a chance of taking market share. But hype – ah, hype. The salesman-on-uppers to FUD's downer street preacher, it wants your investment of hope so it can bolster those of others. It's a pyramid scheme of promises.…
Build goes digital, Brexit goes virtual (really): El Reg gets some unexpected lessons from WSLConf
Pop quiz: you're hosting your first tech conference and a pandemic is declared. What do you do? Microsoft celebrated the conclusion of a successful - and suddenly virtual - Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL) conference by switching the forthcoming Build event to a digital affair as well. The Register spoke to those behind the first WSLConf about hitting the big red button with mere days to go.…
Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share
Stop that van! Who, Me? Welcome to Who, Me?, The Register's timid delve into the dark past and dastardly deeds of our readers.…
TensorFlow gets its quantum of solace, lid lifted on 'all-seeing crime-detecting' AI upstart, and more
Plus: Machine-learning software scans ancient texts Roundup Here's a handy little roundup of all the bits of AI news that you may have missed.…
Apple bans COVID-19 games and restricts virus-related apps to authoritative souces
No virus-fragging fun unless you’re actually fragging viruses – and no universal developer fee waiver either Apple has proclaimed it won’t let COVID-19-related games into its app store, because it’s the responsible thing to do.…
Google reveals the wheels almost literally fell off one of its cloudy server racks
Crushed rollers sent rack into the red until castor thousands solved wheely obscure problem Google has revealed that the wheels almost literally fell off some of its servers.…
Azure admins' cold sweat likely caused by a 'isolated' power problems that browned out West Central USA region
VMs went down but the lights are back on, and someone's home to fix it all As if the world doesn't have enough to worry about right now, Azure users with resources running in the Microsoft cloud's Central West USA region have just enjoyed an outage.…
India's tech hub Bengaluru tells IT outfits to send workers home as part of COVID-crimping action
Infosys closed office on suspicion, swabbed it out, but open for business again today The Indian city of Bengaluru has advised the IT industry to let its people work from home as part of its response to COVID-19, as at least two cases strike the city.…
Coronavirus pandemic latest: Trump declares 'two very big words' – national emergency – and unexpectedly ropes in Google to help in some form
There'll be a website, at some point, that will work in some way, maybe In a Friday press conference, US President Donald Trump declared a national state of emergency to mitigate the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus... with the help of Google, which was news to Google.…
Microsoft's Bill Gates defrag is finally virtually complete: Billionaire quits board to double down on philanthropy
You look like you have coronavirus, can I help you with that? Nearly 45 years to the day after founding Microsoft, Bill Gates today finally stepped down from the board to devote his time to dealing with global health issues and climate change.…
Apple fans may think they can't get viruses but Cupertino disagrees: WWDC 2020 dev summit goes online-only
Microsoft Build also pulls plug on physical conference Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference in June will become a World Wide Web-only event due to health concerns raised by the COVID-19 pandemic.…
ServiceNow pulls on its platforms, talks up machine learning, analytics in biggest release since ex-SAP boss took reins
Just call us Florida man cos we're going to Orlando As is the way with the 21st century, IT companies are apt to get meta and ServiceNow is no exception.…
We're not saying Earth is doomed... but 139 minor planets were spotted at the outer reaches of our Solar System. Just an FYI, that's all
Too bad they are likely uninhabitable Astronomers have discovered 139 minor planets lurking at the edge of the Solar System after examining a dataset collected to study dark energy in the universe.…
Oh, we may have found the COVID-19 silver lining: Coronavirus pandemic halts Xerox hostile takeover of HP
And nothing to do with stock-market crash, nope, no way Citing concerns for the safety of its employees amid the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic, Xerox announced on Friday it is putting its hostile takeover of HP Inc on ice for now.…
How's this for a JEDI mind trick? AWS waves hand, has Uncle Sam 'reconsider' $10bn contract award to Microsoft
Bezos' juggernaut still not happy Updated The US government has filed a motion [PDF] to the Court of Federal Claims asking for 120 days to "reconsider certain aspects" of the Pentagon's decision to hand Microsoft the JEDI super-cloud contract – yet Amazon Web Services will oppose the motion.…
Your data was 'taken without permission', customers told, after personal info accessed in O2 UK partner's database
Well that's one way of putting it Hackers have slurped biz comms customers' data from a database run by one of O2's largest UK partners.…
Hey, friends. We know it's a crazy time for the economy, but don't forget to enable 2FA for payments by Saturday
Deadline for multi-factor authentication in UK banking looms Saturday is the delayed deadline for UK banks and financial institutions to have implemented two-factor authentication for payment transactions.…
Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless 2 earbuds: They're good – though for close to £300, they really should be
Not headphones. Earbuds Hands on The past few years have borne witness to a new category of audio tech: the totally wireless earphones. Initially popularised by Apple's AirPods, we've since seen a wide range of alternatives crop up, ranging from bargain basement to unapologetically aspirational. Sennheiser's Momentum True Wireless 2 earbuds fall into the latter category.…
Deliveroo UK adds 'Don't interact with the help' option for when ordering a burger
Protecting innocent drivers from nasty old cash tips... and your sneezes Food delivery service Deliveroo will create an option for no-contact deliveries in the UK in response to the novel coronavirus outbreak.…
Quick, show this article to the Boss, before they ask you to spin your own crisis comms Power App in 2 days
Microsoft's convoluted Power Apps freebie shows shortcomings of platform As millions of businesses adopt hasty remote-working policies, Microsoft has posted a "Crisis communications" solution for its Power Apps platform – the idea being that with just a few (hundred) steps, users will be able to show their whereabouts, request help and more.…
Adobe and Slack report buoyant revenues, but is that a COVID-19 iceberg ahead?
Uneasy Broadcom withdraws annual guidance Adobe and Slack reported quarterly revenues last night, but the former's earnings suffered at the sticky hands of COVID-19 while the latter pondered the impact of the virus.…
Microsoft picks up Your Phone – unless you're an Apple fan – in a fresh Windows 10 build
Time to get your eyeballs rolling, you've been staring at the screen long enough While its employees adjusted to life complaining about working from home rather than working in open-plan offices, Microsoft emitted a fresh build of Windows 10 for Fast Ring Insiders and tweaked Your Phone for Samsung owners.…
Apple reopens stores in China as Middle Kingdom regains control of COVID-19 – after closing all its outlets in Italy
Yes, shame about the rest of the world In a rare bit of positive COVID-19 news, Apple has reopened all of its 42 retail outlets in Mainland China.…
Tinfoil hat brigade switches brand allegiance to bog paper
It's environmentally friendlier, you see Something for the Weekend, Sir? If there's something I can't stand, it's those stupid columns people write for IT news websites.…
Borklays soz for the ailing ATMs but won't say if fix involved a Microsoft invoice
Yes, here's another one Bork!Bork!Bork! Barclays, the McDonald's of banking bork, has put its hands up. Yes, there was a problem with some ATMs. A problem that The Register has been more than happy to share.…
European electric vehicle sales surged in Q4 2019 but only accounted for wafer-thin slice of total car purchases
'Up 50%' looks good, less so when it's 520,000 out of 15.3 million Electric and fuel-cell vehicle sales in Europe jumped by over 50 per cent in the last quarter of 2019, but still make up only 4.4 per cent of total sales.…
Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean
A Hoover-dunnit for your Friday morning On Call Welcome to On Call, The Register's reminder of happier times, when the only panic was the one coming out of the easily ignored telephone.…
Open-source bug bonanza: Vulnerabilities up almost 50 per cent thanks to people actually looking for them
Can't fix flaws if you don't look for them The number of vulnerabilities in open source projects surged almost 50 per cent in 2019, according to security biz WhiteSource, which can be seen as good news in the sense that you don't find what you're not looking for.…
BT CEO tests positive for coronavirus, goes into self-isolation after meeting fellow bosses from Vodafone UK, Three, O2 plus govt officials
We can't even go to the pub and wait for this to all blow over BT Group has confirmed its CEO has been diagnosed with COVID-19 just days after meeting fellow telco top brass at a gathering organised by the UK government's Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS).…
Avast pulls plug on insecure JavaScript engine in its security software suite
Code interpreter ran with admin-level access, not sand-boxed, potentially open to remote-code execution Avast has disabled a component in its Windows anti-malware suite that posed, ironically enough, a significant security risk.…
When the world ends – coronavirus plague, WW3, whatever – all that will be left are cockroaches and Larry Ellison trash talking his rivals
Oracle grows cloud, beats Wall St expectations, slams SAP, Workday Oracle on Thursday reported $9.8bn in revenue for Q3 of its 2020 fiscal year, a two per cent year-over-year gain and enough to lift the database giant's stock in after-hours trading despite a dismal day on Wall Street.…
Fresh virus misery for Illinois: Public health agency taken down by... web ransomware. Great timing, scumbags
Not like anyone is looking for medical advice right now As the world tackles the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic, ransomware creeps have knocked offline a public health agency's website that served nearly a quarter of a million people in the US.…
Uncle Sam stonewalls probe into its secretive airport facial-recognition technology. Now the ACLU is suing
All your face are belong to US The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is suing Uncle Sam's Homeland Security, and multiple government agencies, claiming the g-men stonewalled on what they are doing with people's faces scanned at US airports. The civil-rights warriors hope to extract information from the organizations via the courts.…
Ex-director accuses iRobot of firing him for pointing out the home-cleaner droids broke safety, govt regulations
Bloke takes auto-vac firm to court in wrongful termination gripe A former iRobot employee is suing the manufacturer for firing him after he highlighted alleged failures to comply with regulations.…
Broken lab equipment led boffins to solve a 58-year-old physics problem by mistake
The mystery of manipulating nuclear spins with electric fields could make it easier to build quantum computers in the future A group of scientists have accidentally proven a near 60-year old theory correct, thanks to a botched lab experiment.…
Thought you were done after Tuesday's 115-fix day? Not yet: Microsoft emits SMBv3 worm-cure crisis patch
Anyone able to reach a vulnerable machine can get system-level access, no login needed Microsoft has released an out-of-band emergency patch for a wormable remote-code execution hole in SMBv3, the Windows network file system protocol.…
Still hoping to run VMware's ESXi on Arm any time soon? Don't hold your breath – no rush and no commitments
Xen, KVM muscling in, meanwhile Despite earlier assertions, VMware has no immediate plans to turn ESXi on Arm into a supported product – and may never do it – because it’s yet to figure out why.…
Microsoft throws a bone to those unable to leave the past behind: .NET 5 support on the way for Visual Basic
But you should really be looking at migrating to C# Microsoft giveth and Microsoft taketh away as the Windows giant announced support for Visual Basic in its upcoming .NET 5.0…
US Congress: Spying law is flawed, open to abuse, and lacking in accountability – so let's reauthorize it
Yep, it's NSA Groundhog Day again Despite recent revelations that the process by which the FBI and NSA gain approval for spying on US citizens is open to abuse, the US Congress is again planning to reauthorize the USA Freedom Act that gives those measures their legal foundation.…
Butterfly defect stripped from MacBook Pros, Airs by Q2 2020, reckons Apple analyst
Hated keyboard to be replaced with ye olde scissor switch in new models We're in the twilight of the lifecycle of the loathed butterfly keyboard, according to famed Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo. In a recent investment note, Kuo said Apple would release new MacBook Pro and MacBook Air models with conventional scissor keyboards by Q2 2020.…
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