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Are you really going to replace that battery, though, kids? Whether it's a chilling situation or a welcome one is up for debate, but what started as an attempt to pare down an operating system to just the browser has become something more fully fledged, as the latest update to 10-year-old* Chrome OS demonstrates.…

Fragmented, inflexible estate? Reach for French outsourcers Capgemini has won a £150m contract with the Student Loan Company (SLC) as the non-profit looks to write the next chapter in a troubled history with information technology.…

Our stellar neighbor's biggest-ever belch would frazzle us Earthlings Astronomers have described the most energetic solar flare yet detected from Proxima Centauri, the Sun's closest stellar neighbor.…

One billboard outside Blairsville, Georgia Bork!Bork!Bork! Windows for Billboards appears to be a thing and, judging by this example of the breed, it is a little under the weather.…

He was there the day Steve Jobs moved off Power PC to Intel, and says the Arm transition looks better Review I was three-quarters of the way through the third rewrite of this review before I remembered I was actually at Apple's WorldWide Developer Conference in 2005 when Steve Jobs got up and said: "Yep, we're going to Intel."…

Too bad there's no suggested solution... oh, wait Apple's AirDrop has a couple of potentially annoying privacy weaknesses that Cupertino is so far refusing to address even though a solution has been offered.…

Improves integration and maturity, not quite the new-buzzword-worthy step-change Virtzilla wants Throughout 2020, VMware told anyone who would listen that its end-user compute products enabled work from anywhere, on any device, with marvellous security, and were therefore just the thing to keep your organisation operating safely during lockdowns and whatever came next.…

Come inside, penguinistas, install that WSL GUI preview, yes, open source is totally winning here Video Microsoft this week released a preview version of Windows Subsystem for Linux GUI, or WSLg, which provides a way to run Linux applications with graphic interfaces on Windows devices.…

China already growing even faster than 13% regional acceleration Asian businesses are set for a security spending spree, according to analyst firm IDC.…

Court finds linked 'U' used on Smart Home app can't be confused with linked 'C' used on overpriced tat Logowatch Huawei has had a big intellectual property win in Europe, defeating an action brought by fashion house Chanel over a new logo it introduced in 2017.…

Come 2025, we're Putin this collaboration to bed Russia's space agency hopes to launch its own orbiting science lab by 2030 after entering talks with NASA to pull out of the International Space Station in the coming years.…

More a declaration of war than turning the tables Updated It is possible to hijack and manipulate Cellebrite's phone-probing software tools by placing a specially crafted file on your handset, it is claimed.…

'Our community does not appreciate being experimented on' says Kroah-Hartman Updated Computer scientists at the University of Minnesota theorized they could sneak vulnerabilities into open-source software – but when they tried subverting the Linux kernel, it backfired spectacularly.…

REvil gang starts publishing designs of what appear to be unreleased products Quanta Computer, an ODM laptop manufacturer and prolific Apple supplier, has now confirmed that digital burglars broke into its systems.…

7.0 out second half of the year Redis Labs has announced a slew of new modules designed to enhance consistency, boost machine learning, and bolster JSON document support in its core open-source database.…

AI exposure fiddling and a party video background to remind you of the fun you aren't having Google has pushed through modifications for that thing that isn't Zoom or Teams. Meet is getting a polish.…

IoT security plan suddenly thrusts into the mainstream Phone, tablet, and IoT gadget makers will have to state when they'll stop providing security updates for new devices entering the market, the UK's Department for Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) vowed this morning.…

$10bn investment now $672m, jobs promised now 1,454 instead of 13,000 Details of the agreement reached between Foxconn and Wisconsin Economic Development Corporation (WEDC) were confirmed yesterday by Governor Tony Evers.…

Brit infosec outfit points to nefarious deeds within Discord, Google systems After years of warnings about security, surveillance, and unwanted state intrusion, one group of internet-connected folk has taken heed: malware operators.…

AWS dodges the finger of blame as another open-sourcer tightens things up Data visualisation biz Grafana is switching its licence model from Apache 2.0 to the Affero General Public License (AGPL) v3.…

Curl up and dye, anyone? Though Smaug-like CEO Jeff Bezos is famously a hairless wonder, Amazon is striking out into yet more new territory with a London salon.…

Finding Huawei out of this mess Ofcom should take a more active role in ensuring the UK's telecommunications providers do not become over-reliant on products from a small number of suppliers.…

Lawyers, say hello to the Digital Transformation Agreement 2021 Microsoft has signed a fresh Memorandum of Understanding with the UK government to sell cloud services and biz apps at pre-agreed discounts amid accusations it is stifling the resale of excess on-premises software licences in the public sector.…

It's time to crack open the public sector pork barrel.... like it was ever closes It's pork barrel cracking time again, like it was ever really closed - the UK government has waved in a 30-strong gang of vendors to compete for slices of a potential £1.2bn framework for back office software.…

The Reg once again shoves its talons into bags of spiky bricks for latest website-breaking set Despite scratched silver blocks and a woeful VIP programme, The Register has built Lego's new Space Shuttle Discovery - and we never want to see another silver sticker again.…

Threatens to release designs and data if not paid. But dangles 2005-vintage ThinkPad as proof it's serious An entity claiming to represent ransomware gang REvil says it has accessed "large quantities of confidential drawings and gigabytes of personal data" from Quanta Computer Incorporated, a Taiwanese manufacturer that builds laptops and other gadgets for the likes of Apple, Dell, HPE, Lenovo, Cisco, and plenty of other top-tier tech companies.…

Make your move before the cyber-crims make theirs, says Sysdig Promo The cloud has transformed how you manage your infrastructure and software development, enabling continuous integration and deployment, while allowing you to keep your operations running, well, continuously.…

Tells CVC and other would-be buyers to get serious and read Japanese regulations, or go home Japanese megacorp Toshiba has rebuffed an acquisition attempt by private equity outfit CVC.…

CompSci trio describe theoretical Denial-of-Wallet attack If you want to stick it to a startup that relies on serverless infrastructure, you may be able to inflict $40,000 in financial damage every month with a modest 1,000-node botnet.…

Send more money to help us protect our space toys, military tells Congress US military leaders have claimed China has a satellite with a grappling arm, and said its existence highlights the needs for increased funding to match the Middle Kingdom and Russia's expanding orbital arsenals.…

Programme members were asked to make noise ahead of Amazon Web Services conference Microsoft has revoked the Most Valuable Professional status of an Australian developer who publicly complained that the programme was effectively asking members to spread marketing material.…

200 other companies also targeted, but no data lost Japan has accused a member of the Chinese Communist Party of conducting cyber-attacks on its space agency and 200 other local entities.…

Great Leap Forward sees broadband speeds surge, 99 per cent of villages hooked up, all for $6/month China's Ministry of Industry and Information Technology had a busy Monday as it declared the country's intention to be both a manufacturing and a network superpower, and claimed progress towards the latter goal is illustrated with some seemingly odd statistics.…

Judge, JUDI, and executioner? The US Army is experimenting with machine-learning software that could be used to give tanks, trucks, and robots the ability to follow verbal orders from soldiers and communicate in natural language on the battlefield.…

Is there a back button for reality? Apple CEO Tim Cook announced a bunch of colorful iThings on Tuesday, including iMac desktop computers in rainbow shades, its most powerful iPad yet, and – gasp – a purple iPhone.…

Crucial flaw won't be fixed until next month Dozens of defense companies, government agencies, and financial organizations in America and abroad appear to have been compromised by China via vulnerabilities in their Pulse Connect Secure VPN appliances – including a zero-day flaw that won't be patched until next month.…

All supported releases will now support ECMAScript modules - but progress on moving away from CommonJS is slow Node.js 16 has been released with prebuilt Apple Silicon binaries and version 9.0 of the V8 JavaScript engine.…

Blundering mouthpiece sent arrogant line to journalist by accident Facebook wants you to believe that the scraping of 533 million people’s personal data from its platform, and the dumping of that data online by nefarious people, is something to be “normalised.”…

Where's the PowerShell command to ban all meetings forever? Straight from Microsoft's Department of Stating the Bleeding Obvious come tweaks to its online productivity software based on research that found back-to-back meeting cause stress.…

Sulphorous stench was self-immolating Apple product An Apple iPhone XR caught fire aboard a British Airways Boeing 787 mid-flight after a clumsy passenger dropped it down the side of her seat.…

Campaign launched to alert public sector staff that not everyone on the internet is nice Ten thousand Britons have been targeted on LinkedIn by recruiters for the Chinese and Russian intelligence services, according to an awareness campaign launched by domestic spy agency MI5 this morning.…

Here we go again - you don't want them in your backyard, amirite? The UK government has submitted major reforms to the legislation surrounding how mobile masts are deployed in the English countryside, with the aim of improving overall coverage and expediting the transition to 5G.…

A brief nap can do wonders when you're under the weather Microsoft engineers scrambled to improve the health of Azure on Tuesday after the cloud service started looking a bit green around the gills.…

Redmond is in a pickle with loyal Windows devs on one side and cloud-based Linuxy future on the other Microsoft has announced 64-bit Visual Studio, but in its rush towards modern development some developers using older Windows or Azure technology are feeling left behind.…

Strategic imperative Cloud & Cognitive Solutions grows 0.8%, good old hardware spares execs' blushes As a metaphor for its current financial plight, IBM's cloud platform was wobbling this moring for customers in cities across the world.…

Cisco Talos discovers flaws in air fryer, connected chip cooker firm fails to fix Bad news for lockdown slimmers who've ignored advice about not needing to connect every friggin' appliance in their home to the internet: Talos researchers have sniffed out security flaws allowing attackers to hijack your air fryer.…

Why can't business users just stick to the script? The received wisdom in ERP is that businesses design their processes in the system for everyone to follow. Except they don't.…

Church of England first left the European bloc in the 16th century If you need something else to direct your Brexit-induced rage towards, look no further than the big guy upstairs and a subset of people who believe in Him.…

Countless people signed away the right to have their trauma acknowledged, and that can’t stand Column A few years back, I sat in astonishment as a young and very promising scientist explained that her colleagues kept lists of the people she’d want to avoid working for, because they had been identified - privately - as sexual harassers.…

History in the making for the tiny open-source-powered whizzing chopper Video Ingenuity has successfully performed a solar-powered autonomous flight on Mars, NASA confirmed on Monday.…