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Please tell us why you're not securing yourselves, UK.gov asks businesses
Has collective amnesia about stance on end-to-end encryption The British government wants your bright ideas for improving the nation's cybersecurity because it wants to "understand the apparent lack of strong commercial rationale for investment" in locking down your shizz.…
Pencil 15 Jan 2020 in your diary: That's when Microsoft hopes you'll be at the cutting Edge... Chromium style
Day after termination of Windows 7 support. Plus: First Release Candidate arrives Ignite Less than a year after it emerged that EdgeHTML was for the chop, Microsoft has delivered a Release Candidate of its shiny new Chromium-based browser.…
Voice-controlled AI in the workplace? Discuss it with your peers this month over breakfast
Join us and fellow tech pros for a morning briefing on November 20 Promo Reading about the impact of voice-powered systems is one thing, but talking through the reality with a roomful of your fellow tech pros is quite another.…
Comcast-owned Brit telco Sky to hire 1,000 new staffers, half of them engineers
Bumps up engineer total for UK & Ireland to 4k - but is that enough? Sky's broadband and TV arm will hire 1,000 new staff members, half of whom will be engineers.…
IT contractor has £240k bill torn up after IR35 win against UK taxman
HMRC vows to appeal IT contractor Richard Alcock has won an appeal against HMRC after the UK taxman said he owed more than £200,000 in national insurance contributions (NICs) and income tax under off-payroll rules.…
Infosys tells Indian stock exchange: We haven't seen any evidence yet for whistleblower claims
So there Outsourcing giant Infosys has told the Indian National Stock Exchange that whistleblowers have offered no evidence to go with their claims of corruption and false accounting.…
I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t
A tricorder for food is possible, but the truth is trickier Column A few hours after a meal, there's sometimes a nasty moment. The stomach does a bit of a churn, and you wonder, 'Oh god, what have I eaten?'…
Revealed: The new icon you'll click to download an alternative browser, and more from Microsoft
Plus: Your Phone makes do without Bluetooth, Azure Sphere release date Roundup As Microsoft's Ignite shindig loomed, the gnomes of Redmond took a break from crafting PowerPoints to emit Windows builds and a new icon for Edge.…
Pro-Linux IP consortium Open Invention Network will 'pivot' to take on patent trolls
Not many actual software companies threaten Linux now Keith Bergelt, CEO of the Open Invention Network (OIN), says the organisation is "pivoting to focus on" risks from "non-practising entit[ies]" also known as patent trolls.…
Antarctic researchers send an SOS to the world: Who wrote this message in a bottle?
Mostly illegible missive claims to come from tiny uninhabited island with its own TLD An Antarctic research station is asking for help after finding a message in a bottle with an indecipherable email address.…
If you're going to exploit work's infrastructure to torrent, you better damn well know how to hide it
Thank $DEITY for VPNs and, er, Service Pack 3... yeah, that's it. Service Pack 3! Who, Me? Welcome to Who, Me?, your Monday morning palate-cleansing confessional after a weekend of not worrying about the antics of users. Pop on the kettle, grab a digestive and… maybe check your bandwidth?…
Watch Waymo's totally driverless self-driving car cruise around, how the US military wants to use AI ethically, etc
Kick off your Monday with machine-learning news Roundup Hello, here’s a short but sweet round up of news from the world of machine learning beyond what we have already covered on El Reg.…
Three days of DevOps goodness kicks off this Weds: Grab a ticket to our conference – and learn from the best
It's about serverless computing, it's in London... it's Serverless Computing London Event Whether you’re deciding which platform to opt for, or want to turbo-charge your existing serverless development efforts, you can find all the answers at Serverless Computing London this week.…
Boffins don bad 1980s fashion to avoid being detected by object-recognizing AI cameras
Adversarial T-shirt disguise hoodwinks machine-learning algorithms In a pleasing symmetry, boffins have used machine-learning algorithms to develop a T-shirt design that causes its wearer to evade detection by object-recognition cameras.…
Chrome bug squashed, QNAP NAS nasty hits, BlueKeep malware spreads, and more
Including Spanish camgirl sites spill info, domain registrars hacked Roundup Let's check out some of the more recent security happenings beyond what we've already covered.…
Share your container, agile, CI/CD advice and tips – you now have until mid-Nov to submit a talk to our 2020 conference
We've extended the call-for-papers deadline for Continuous Lifecycle London Event We’ve extended the call for papers for Continuous Lifecycle London 2020, meaning you’ve got extra time to nail down your proposals.…
Top American watchdog refuses to release infamous 2012 dossier into Google’s anti-competitive behavior
FTC tells Senator staff reports are confidential The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has refused to release an infamous report into Google’s anti-competitive behavior, claiming that staff reports are exempt from America's Freedom of Information Act.…
Google forks out $2.1bn for Fitbit – and promises not to exploit all that delicious health data to sling ads (honest)
Purchase another sign of mass consolidation by tech giants Google will pay $2.1bn to acquire Fitbit, the second largest company in the wearables market, inserting itself into a world increasingly dominated by Apple – and continuing the mass consolidation of consumer technology by the Big Three corporations; Amazon being the third party.…
Cubans launching sonic attacks on US embassy? Not what we're hearing, say medical boffins
Cold water poured on mystery Cold War death-ray fears Sonic attacks supposedly launched back in 2016 by dastardly Cubans on innocent US diplomats in Havana may well be psychosomatic rather than the result of technology aimed at the embassy.…
Market flips switch on Arista share value after 'cloud titan' turns on heel
Stock crashes by 25%+ on weaker sales outlook The share price for Arista Networks has crashed after the network switch maker warned of a sudden softening to its turnover due to a "cloud titan" customer cutting back on its spending plans.…
That's not long division, Timmy! China school experimented on pupils with mind-reading tech
Trial ditched because parentals weren't happy – report As if China weren't scary enough already (at least according to US prez Donald Trump), schoolkids in the country have been fitted with head-mounted gizmos to track their attention spans.…
£1bn Brit court digitisation scheme would be great ... if Wi-Fi situation wasn't 'wholly inadequate'
Unfortunately, these things need internet to work The tech behind the £1bn justice system modernisation programme, intended to digitise the process against a backdrop of court closures, has been slammed by British MPs.…
UK taxman goes chief digi officer shopping at the bank: Appoints ex-Barclays CIO
From the broken world of banking to the broken world of govt IT Mark Denney has left the creaking world of banking IT to join the, er, creaking world of government IT – taking the role of interim chief digital and information officer at Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs.…
Are you as handy with privacy certs as you are with a screwdriver? Ikea has the perfect vacancy
Disposable furniture flogger seeks data wranglers Scandi furniture emporium Ikea is seeking privacy specialists to join its office in Malmö, Sweden.…
Not just adhesive, but alcohol-resistant adhesive: Well done, Apple. Airpods Pro repairability is a zero
Professional wireless buds pack interesting features, though iFixit, the Huntingdon Life Sciences of the tech world, has published its long-awaited teardown of the latest Apple earbuds (or, using the terminology of pro tea-leaves readers at Gartner, "earworn wearables").…
Samsung sadly sings of memory, all alone in the moonlight, as downturn slashes profits by 56%
Yes, the chips are still down Samsung Electronics profits shrivelled up in the third quarter of 2019 thanks to the ongoing memory market downturn.…
Move along, nothing to see here: Auditors say £100k grant to Hacker House was 'appropriate'
UK.gov handout scrutinised due to boss's friendship with PM A £100,000 government grant to Jennifer Arcuri's infosec training business, Hacker House, has been flagged as "appropriate" following an investigation.…
Police confirm interview with UKFast boss Lawrence Jones
Sexual assault reports under investigation Greater Manchester Police have confirmed they are investigating two allegations of sexual assault against Lawrence Jones, who stepped down as boss of UKFast yesterday.…
The Outer Worlds: Ever wished Fallout 4 was more like New Vegas? Here ya go... in spaaace
Obsidian nails it The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games, our monthly gaming column. This time we're heading spacewards again, to The Outer Worlds to be exact, otherwise known as Halcyon, a corporate hellhole colony at the arse-end of the galaxy.…
US Air Force inks deal with Raytheon on Windows 10 (and other) support for ARSE
Two countries separated by a common language The US Air Force (USAF) has declared it is awarding a contract to Raytheon thanks to its pressing need for "full ARSE compatibility", including Windows 10 support, with equipment designed for maintaining fighter jet missiles.…
Bet you can't guess what I'm wearing, or where I'm wearing it
Look in my eye and say that Something for the Weekend, Sir? Thrilling news: my Libra account is ready! I can barely restrain my excitement.…
IT protip: Never try to be too helpful lest someone puts your contact details next to unruly boxen
In which our hero becomes an accidental expert On Call Welcome to On Call, The Register's weekly cautionary tale for those who believe a good deed can ever go unpunished.…
Astroboffins rethink black hole theory after spotting tiny example with its own star buddy
The 'massive unseen companion' is still a mystery Astrophysicists may have discovered the smallest black hole yet – just 3.3 times the mass of our Sun – according to a new paper published in Science.…
Thought you were good at StarCraft? DeepMind's AI bot proves better than 99.8% of fleshy humans
Not bad if you have over $3 million to splash out on cloud DeepMind’s AlphaStar AI bot has reached Grandmaster level at StarCraft II, a popular battle strategy computer game, after ranking within the top 0.15 per cent of players in an online league.…
Hunt or be hunted: Get top advice and training from SANS on how to track'n'thwart hackers
From incident response and forensics to disassemblers and debuggers, it's all covered Promo No matter how thorough your security preparations, chances are that hidden threats already lurk inside your organisation's networks. Even the most advanced security and monitoring tools can’t be solely relied upon on to keep persistent adversaries out of your systems.…
40 million emoji-addicted keyboard app users left with $18m bill – after malware sneaks into Play Store yet again
Bogus charges being racked up by Android tool Malicious code slipped into a popular Android keyboard app racked up millions of dollars in fraudulent charges for unlucky punters.…
Microsoft sees sense, will give Office 365 admins veto rights on self-service Power tools
Power to the people... in charge of IT – phew! Microsoft has done an about-face on its plan to let folks bypass their Office 365 administrators and purchase Power Platform tools willy-nilly for work.…
The Feds are building an America-wide face surveillance system – and we're going to court to prove it, says ACLU
Civil-rights warriors sue FBI, DEA, DoJ over fears of secretive mass-spying network The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is suing the FBI, the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA), and the Department of Justice (DoJ) in an effort to find out what the US federal government’s systems and policies are around facial recognition.…
A stranger's TV went on spending spree with my Amazon account – and web giant did nothing about it for months
Crook exploited security hole, hijacked punter's bank cards A fraudster exploited a bizarre weakness in Amazon's handling of customer devices to hijack a netizen's account and go on multiple spending sprees with their bank cards, we're told.…
Cyber-security super-brain Rudy Giuliani forgets password, bricks iPhone, begs Apple Store staff for help
What do you expect from Mister 'Truth isn't truth'? The month after Rudy Giuliani was named the US president’s cybersecurity adviser, the former mayor of New York queued up outside an Apple Store in San Francisco to get staff to reset his iPhone because he couldn’t remember the passcode.…
Smartphone market's lifeless corpse twitches slightly in first sign of growth for two years
It is Halloween after all Global shipments of smartphones bucked the market's downward trend in the third quarter of 2019 to increase by a paltry 1 per cent – the first signs of growth in two years.…
ProtonMail shoves its iOS app's source code on GitHub for world+dog to rummage around in
Let's all have a code audi- oh, wait, they did that already Encrypted email biz ProtonMail has open-sourced the code for its iOS app, having paid for a code audit that says there's nothing wrong with it.…
WTF? Apple iPhones shrank by more than $22bn in fiscal '19
Proud CEO Cook hails a 'remarkable year'... perhaps for all the wrong reasons Apple has always been able to conjure magic of sorts – be it hardware, software or services based – that captures the imagination and the wallets of its loyal users. But in fiscal '19, Apple performed an altogether different kind of act, a vanishing one: it managed to make $5bn of sales revenue disappear.…
Radio nerd who sipped NHS pager messages then streamed them via webcam may have committed a crime
Our old friend the Investigatory Powers Act says so A radio electronics geek has been caught eavesdropping on NHS medics' pager messages, translating the signals into text while broadcasting them on the internet via a publicly available webcam stream – possibly committing a crime in the process.…
Ask, Allow or Block is like Vivaldi browser's version of Snog Marry Avoid for popups in 2.9
New global site permissions but rivals still ahead on privacy Version 2.9 of Chromium-based web browser Vivaldi boasts a new central control of website permissions.…
Euro competition chief mulls forcing tech giants to prove their actions aren't harming market
Wouldn't it be nice if they did more of the legwork? European Commissioner for Competition Margrethe Vestager has proposed forcing technology firms to prove their actions are not harming the market or consumers.…
Watch online: There's no harm in choosing hybrid or multi-cloud – we'll even walk you through tools, costs, and more
Join El Reg and experts from Google Cloud and Trax for top advice and info Webcast It’s hard to find an IT decision maker or strategist who doesn’t dream of being able to deploy and manage applications without obliging the company’s administrators and developers to learn different environments and APIs.…
Guess who the Co-op Bank chose for £141m outsourcing deal? Can't be. Yes, it's Capita
Troubled outsourcer continues work with troubled bank The Co-operative Bank has renewed its mortgage servicing contract with Capita, handing the controversial outsourcer £141m over six years.…
Profits dip at BT while troubled biz steams ahead with restructuring
All divisions flat or down as firm tries to up its fibre plans Higher spectrum fees and content costs were blamed by BT for a wobbly bottom line at the half-way stage of its financial year.…
'No more room for wars in the new world'? Who are you and what have you done with Microsoft?
Software giant joins OpenJDK for the second time Microsoft signed Oracle's contributor agreement "in the past week" and is officially joining OpenJDK, the official open-source implementation of Java, according to a senior product manager at the Redmond-based machine.…
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