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It's dangerous to go alone! Take Uncle Sam and the Netherlands: Duo join naval task force into China's backyard
Multinational poking of bear HMS Queen Elizabeth is still on track to deploy to the Far East in 2021 – although whether it will actually sail through the South China Sea is yet to be explicitly confirmed – with escorting warships from the US and the Netherlands, according to reports.…
Will someone think of the taxpayer? UK.gov needs to stop burning billions on shoddy procurement, says Reform
The solution: create a regulator with teeth and deeper pockets An independent watchdog capable of imposing fines should be set up to tackle the billions of pounds wasted by purchasing departments in the UK public sector, according to the Reform think tank.…
Dammit Insight! You just had two big jobs to do on Mars and you're failing at one of those
The self-hammering heat probe suddenly popped out from the ground over the weekend The heat probe aboard NASA’s InSight lander is having trouble digging into the surface of Mars due to “unusual soil conditions,” the space agency announced on Sunday.…
Sticks and stones may break your bones but robot taunts will hurt you – in games at least
Shade-throwing bot bedevils human opponents in boffins' strategy simulation People need no help doing violence to machines; reports of humans abusing machines have become a common occurrence.…
What a bunch of dopes! Fancy Bear hackers take aim at drug-testing orgs
Now why would Russian hackers want to compromise anti-doping agencies? The Russian hacking crew known as Fancy Bear is thought to be actively targeting anti-doping sports agencies.…
Google boss Pichai unbothered as 'Other Bets' nears billion-dollar cash sink in Q3 results
There's rich, and then there's 'shrug off 24% profit drop' rich Google execs are upbeat for the future of the Chocolate Factory even as its quarterly haul took a hit in the profits department.…
Move over Ceres! There's a new, smaller dwarf planet in town called Hygiea
Spherical shape kicks asteroid into new role PIC There may be a new dinky dwarf planet that’s even tinier than Ceres, the largest object in the main asteroid belt that currently holds the title as the smallest dwarf planet in our Solar System.…
Like the Death Star on Endor, JEDI created a ton of fallout and stormy weather in cloud market
Winners and losers speak out after $10bn contract award Late on Friday, word broke that the US Department of Defense had decided to award the massive 10-year, $10bn Joint Enterprise Defense Initiative contract to Microsoft.…
Samsung SpaceSelfie Galaxy-bearing balloon photobombs Michigan home the hard way
Phone biz refers to crash as 'early soft landing' On Saturday, a phone-toting high-altitude balloon launched by Samsung to promote its Galaxy S10 5G phone crashed into the front yard of the home of Nancy and Dan Welke in Gratiot County, Michigan.…
Amazon is saying nothing about the DDoS attack that took down AWS, but others are
Looks like some security staff were asleep at the switch Amazon has still not provided any useful information or insights into the DDoS attack that took down swathes of websites last week, so let’s turn to others that were watching.…
Microsoft explains self-serve Power platform's bypassing of Office 365 admins to cries of 'are you completely insane?'
We're unlocking productivity! Microsoft has defended a policy decision for its "Power platform" – part of Office 365 – to let end users bypass Office 365 admins and make their own licence purchases.…
City of Joburg says it knows who ransom hack attacker is, refuses to pay off criminals
Hayi wena! Jozi officials claim they'll have 80% of systems back online as deadline expires Several hours past the payment deadline, Johannesburg has vowed not to give in to criminal hackers who demanded £29,000 (4 bitcoins) not to publish its data, four days after the South African city shut down its public sector networks in response to the breach.…
You're ARIN a laugh: Critical internet org accused of undercutting security over legal fears
America's regional internet registry slammed by critics, snubbed by ISPs Analysis A key internet infrastructure organization is undercutting efforts to make the internet more secure by insisting ISPs accept a legal agreement before using a security framework, critics charge.…
Annoyed by too many kernel testing projects? Good news. Linux Foundation anoints chosen one – KernelCI
Stop, collaborate and listen "We have six or seven projects which are doing kernel testing, so much so that we're getting really annoyed," kernel maintainer Greg Kroah-Hartman told a crowd today.…
Median speeds for UK 5G four times faster than 4G, but still way behind US and South Korea
In other words, you're waiting 26 seconds for that movie to download A first and limited look into the UK rollout of 5G has revealed punters enjoying median speeds up to four times faster than standard 4G, with EE coming out on top and Vodafone managing to be just twice as fast.…
Your kids will be glad a UK government-funded robot will be changing your nappy and not them
That's the idea behind £34m investment in autonomous care for elderly research Rise of the Machines A nightmarish vision of our future dotage awaits: government-built "care robots".…
Engineer grumbles and user gripes do little to slow down Nadella's trillion-dollar Microsoft
Also: Android integration pays off and recent crack at BASIC turns 11 Roundup While Microsoft basked in the warmth of soaring digits last week, former technical evangelist and engineer James Whittaker was there to tip an icy scorn bucket over Windows and the culture lurking behind it.…
Cringe as you read Horrible Histories: UK Banking Sector, sigh as MPs finger cloudy Big 3 as future risk
The case of the disappearing ATMs, shonky backends and Total Sh*tshows of Banking The Treasury Committee has told UK bank regulators they must do more to force banks to improve their woeful record on IT.…
Rekognition still racist, politicians desperate over deepfakes, and a good reason to go to (some) music festivals
Let's bring you up to speed on the latest misuses of machine-learning tech Roundup Here's our latest summary of AI news beyond what we've already covered. It’s all about two favourite topics in machine learning today: facial recognition and deepfakes.…
Oracle's cloud to net sweet customers as NetSuite sinks ever deeper into the fold
CEO Evan Goldberg on Big Red migration and the Suite smell of Success Oracle-owned NetSuite has plugged cookie-cutter SuiteSuccess tooling at its London SuiteConnect shindig as customers face up to a migration to Big Red's cloud.…
Remember that competition for non-hoodie hacker pics? Here's their best entries
And we invite you to grab your easel and brush A competition to produce stock pictures of infosec that does not involve hoodies or waterfalls of 0s and 1s has yielded a mixed bag of images to illustrate the industry's digital doings for the world's consumption.…
Who's the leakiest of them all? It's the UK's public sector, breach fine analysis reveals
Ah, the old lost disk scenario... Despite the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) recently slapping record megafines on British Airways and Marriott for data leakage, it's actually the UK's public sector that racked up the biggest volume of breaches in the last eight years.…
I'm not Boeing anywhere near that: Coder whizz heads off jumbo-sized maintenance snafu
Disturbing omissions in 747 documentation Who, Me? We're back again with Who, Me?, The Register's Monday morning crowdsourced tale of reader misdeeds and close calls.…
FBI extends voting security push, LA court hacker goes down, and more D-Link failures
Plus, Kaspersky opens doors on its intelligence portal Here's your Reg roundup of security news beyond all the bits and bytes we've already covered.…
Google claims web search will be 10% better for English speakers – with the help of AI
New language model can think in both directions, fingers crossed Google has updated its search algorithms to tap into an AI language model that is better at understanding netizens' queries than previous systems.…
The eagle has handed.... scientists a serious text message bill after flying through Iran, Pakistan
A bird on the band is worth more than your entire research budget MegaFon, the second largest mobile phone operator in Russia, has offered to pay the messaging charges accrued by a group of cell-strapped eagles after a crowdfunding campaign raised part of the funds.…
Pentagon beams down $10bn JEDI contract to Microsoft: Windows giant beats off Bezos
Congratulations, America, the home of Clippy (and Azure) is now running the US military's IT Microsoft has been awarded the $10bn decade-long US Department of Defense JEDI IT supply contract that will see the nation's military switch to the cloud.…
We can go our own Huawei! Arm says it can flog chip blueprints to Chinese giant despite US trade embargo
It's yes-way, Huawei for at least another generation Chip designer Arm says it will be able to continue licensing its blueprints to Huawei five months after it would have had to stop working with the Chinese comms equipment giant.…
Google's Chrome Web Store under fire for shoddy service and cryptic policies
Developers! Developers! Developers! Oh, wait, that's a different company Google is still working on a much-needed and overdue revision to its Chrome Extensions platform known as Manifest v3, but extension developers complain that the ad-slinger doesn't do enough to support them.…
Time to check who left their database open and leaked 7.5m customer records: Hi there, Adobe Creative Cloud!
No passwords, banking details, but enough info to convincingly phish someone Adobe has pulled offline a public-facing poorly secured Elasticsearch database containing information on 7.5 million Creative Cloud customers.…
Optional (un)chained melodies for those who like their TypeScript to be more assertive in 3.7
Release Candidate drops just in time for Microsoft's Ignite As its Florida Ignite shindig looms large, Microsoft has settled on a Release Candidate for TypeScript 3.7 ahead of an imminent launch.…
Uncle Sam demands summary judgment on Snowden memoir: We're not saying it's true, but no one should read it
We really needed to take a look before you published The US government has gone back to court in a bid to get a summary judgment against whistleblower Edward Snowden and Macmillan – the publisher of his memoir, Permanent Record.…
Aviation's been Boeing through a rough patch: Software tweaks blamed for Airbus A220 failures
Engine maker Pratt & Whitney says it's working on a fix Software alterations have been fingered as the cause of Airbus A220 airliner problems that led to at least three emergency landings after excessive vibration caused engines to fail, according to reports.…
Amazon fails to stop ex-sales staffer winging it to Google Cloud
Verdict of two halves Amazon has failed to stop high-flying salesman Philip Moyer, who once flogged its cloud services to the financial services industry, from moving to Google's cloud division, although its efforts were partly upheld by a Seattle court.…
Windows 10 update slips past Aussie border force and borks access to its Integrated Cargo System
It's 2019 and government sites still require Internet Explorer Companies using the Australian Border Force's (ABF) Integrated Cargo System (ICS) are having problems connecting to the portal using Internet Explorer.…
Red hangs up the Hydrogen phone as firm exits handset business
Snap-happy sorts will still support the One mobe Iconic camera company Red has upped sticks and quit the smartphone biz following the retirement of its founder Jim Jannard and mobe-fondlers' dismal reception of the firm's first effort, the Hydrogen One.…
Oh good. They're looking for an NHSX CTO. Hopefully they'll see off 'snake oil' pushers, says GP
Never mind the AI, Hancock. I just want to turn my sodding computer on, mutters another Fancy a new job and a pay packet of upwards of £131k per year? Well, if you don't mind working with the ever-beaming Matt Hancock, the health service's newly formed digital quango, NHSX, is looking for a full-time chief technology officer.…
Now the US DoJ has charged Apple's insider trading lawyer with, er... well, it's embarrassing
He's got the key, he's got the secret – allegedly Apple's head of corporate law, Gene Levoff, has been indicted on charges of (PDF) insider trading.…
Learn from the best: Get hands-on, practical advice and knowledge on serverless computing with us next month
Our speakers are here to help, whatever your platform Event Whatever platform you rely on for your serverless strategy, you can guarantee the speakers at Serverless Computing London will help you get the most out of it.…
No extra bank holiday for 75th VE Day, but the pub will be open longer
Finally, a government decision we can all get behind We're not getting an extra bank holiday for the 75th anniversary of Victory in Europe Day, but we will get a couple of extra hours in the pub.…
Mobile operators say they'll go halfsies with UK.gov on £1bn network to bring 4G to rural folk
Coverage in the back of beyond The UK's mobile operators have pledged to stump up half the cash for a £1bn "Shared Rural Network" (SRN) to tackle 4G notspots.…
You're flowing it wrong: Bad network route between Microsoft, Apple blamed for Azure, O365 MFA outage
Postmortem report emerges for last week's partial downtime Microsoft says last week's multi-factor authentication (MFA) partial outage, which hit its cloud-based services, was due to a dodgy network route between its servers and Apple's backend.…
We're late and we're unreliable but we won't invalidate your warranty: We're engineers!
All we know is hate and machinery Something for the Weekend, Sir? My pants are on fire. Would you like to take a look?…
Teardown gurus plunge screwdrivers into Google Pixel 4XL: Check out the speedy display from, er, Samsung
Also: a few surprise chips and a lot of adhesive Google's Pixel 4XL may still be wet behind its ears, but it couldn't escape the indignity of a teardown by spudger-brandishing folk at iFixit, who came away unimpressed after some tinkering with the screwdrivers.…
Daaa-aaad. She took my coding robot. No, I had it first
Another piece of kit for youngsters to tussle over in the form of Robo Wunderkind As the global focus on computing curricula intensifies and parents continue to push their kids towards STEM subjects in the hopes that leads to better opportunities later on in life, the proliferation of "coding kits" aimed at kids is keeping pace.…
Remember the 1980s? Oversized shoulder pads, Metal Mickey and... sticky keyboards?
Everybody's gone quaffin', quaffin' USA On Call Welcome back to On Call, The Register's weekly womble into the sometimes sticky situations readers find themselves in when responding to a user's plea for help.…
Let’s talk about firewalls, SD-WAN, and zero trust, says Cisco: Networking giant to host its first Security Virtual Summit
Grab your favorite browser, tune in from the comfort of your desk, cafe, bar... Promo As the workforce becomes increasingly mobile, and business applications proliferate across devices and locations, the soaring volume of internet traffic puts pressure on organisations' security systems and policies – and introduces new risks.…
Slow down, ice-on-Mars fans: Those 'streams' on Red Planet may be caused by landslides
Boffins pour, er, cold liquid on theories of melting water The mountains and ridges on Mars – which some believe are carved from melting ice – can also be formed by landslides, according to a paper published in Nature Communications on Thursday.…
Plan to strip post-Brexit Brits of .EU domains now on hold: Registry waves white flag amid political madness
But the damage is already done Plans to prevent UK citizens from owning .eu domains are on ice following the latest Brexit madness from the British Parliament.…
Remember when Bezos whined about having too much money? Amazon's Q3 will help out with that
Profit crunch looks to carry on into the holiday season Amazon, a cloud giant with a supplementary online souk, saw a rare drop in profits in its latest financial results, published Thursday.…
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