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Mayor of London wants mobile providers to stick more network kit across Big Smoke's rooftops
But are landlords going to care about a template agreement? UK mobile networks could be able to shove their kit on more of the capital's rooftops following a draft agreement put together by the Mayor of London's office.…
Sussex Police gives up on £790k Gatwick drone shutdown probe
No new arrests, no idea what happened Sussex Police still have no clue what happened during the Gatwick drone fiasco of Christmas 2018 – though the force now claims witnesses saw two small unmanned craft over the London airport during its 30-hour shutdown.…
Baby alert! Japan Air lets passengers book seats far away from screaming abdabs
No word on rugby fans or armrest-hoggers Japan Airlines is reportedly adding a baby symbol to its online seat booking system, allowing passengers to pick a seat according to possible noise levels.…
No Huawei: Micron hit by oversupply, US-China trade issues as DRAM sales sliced in half
But says customers at last chowing through memory stockpile Micron's revenues for its Q4 were dramatically affected by the US trade dispute with China – and Huawei in particular - as well as larger stockpiling and trade uncertainties.…
We're all doooooomed: Gloomy Brit workforce really isn't coping well with impending Brexit
Cheer up, it might never happen. But it probably will Employee confidence in the UK has fallen for the third consecutive quarter and the number of workers actively looking for new jobs is down 8 per cent as people hunker down for the perceived storms ahead.…
Cisco helps ease blight of tourism on Orkney's Wi-Fi hotspot network thanks to £4.3m grant
*grumble* Coming over here... hogging our internets *groan* Cisco has begun live trials of its OpenRoaming technology on the Orkney islands off the north coast of Scotland, intended to allow people to move more easily between Wi-Fi hotspots.…
YouTuber charged loads of fans $199 for shoddy machine learning course that copy-pasted other people's GitHub code
Oh, and there wasn't a refund policy until folk complained The AI hysteria has led to a rash of budding engineers hoping to land a cushy job somewhere in Silicon Valley.…
Lucas Pope: Indie games visionary makes pen-pushing feel like an exciting career choice
Ghost ship intrigue in Return of the Obra Dinn, border bureaucracy in Papers, Please The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games. Five months in, the column has left me wondering why I've burned so many of my hard-earned Register tokens on stuffing my rig with powerful hardware. Darkest Dungeon is a 2D, side-scrolling roguelike and Kenshi's graphics are straight out of 2009 – neither take a high-end machine to run and enjoy but, sure, it helps.…
Pupil mental health monitor promises app rewrite after hardcoded login creds discovered
You Steer-ed into some potential trouble there Exclusive A British firm whose mobile apps monitor the mental state of 35,000 British schoolchildren is having to rewrite them after researchers found hardcoded login credentials within.…
Visual Studio for Mac: A bunch of new features but Xcode and VS Code are tough competition
Making sense of Microsoft's dev tool family Hands On Microsoft this week opened the gates on Visual Studio for Mac 2019 8.3, a flexible development environment for .NET, and The Reg can give you the lowdown on some of the new features.…
Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly
Some people just like to take the p*ss Something for the Weekend, Sir? Excuse me while I have another slash. Aaaaaah, that's better.…
Reach out and touch fake: Hand tracking in VR? How about your own, personal, haptics?
The Reg fingers a pair of €5k sluggers from the land of clogs Oculus may be bringing hand tracking to the Quest, its standalone virtual reality (VR) platform, but haptic feedback is really where things are at.…
Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline
That time when a professional turned out to be somewhat amateur On Call Friday! At last! And with Friday comes the promise of the weekend and the reality of The Register's weekly dip into the big bag of On Call experiences.…
Windows 10 May 2019 Update inches toward the 50 per cent uptake as a new build drops
Microsoft gazes forlornly at the halcyon days of 2018, before that release happened Ad slingers AdDuplex celebrated the impending release of Windows 10 19H2 by reporting that, yup, the 10 May 2019 Update is quietly doing the business for Microsoft.…
Astroboffins baffled after spotting solar system with great gas giant that shouldn't exist
Back to the drawing board folks A gas giant orbiting a tiny red dwarf star thirty light years away has left astronomers baffled because it's not supposed to exist, according to a study published in Science on Thursday.…
*Microsoft taps your shoulder* Hi sorry yeah, we're still suing US govt for right to tell people when they are spied on
You gotta fight for your right to paaaartake in a legal process to inform folks of snoop orders When it comes to valiant defenders of the people from American spies there are many names that spring to mind. Microsoft is perhaps not typically one of them – though Redmond, if you had forgotten, is still battling the US government in a fight over cloud subscriber privacy.…
DoorDash doesn't just pick up your food orders, it delivers your data to hackers, too
Profile info on 5 million users, including ordering history, hashed passwords, plus driver records, exposed to miscreants Gig-economy delivery app maker DoorDash is so, so sorry this Thursday after hackers gained access to nearly five million of its customer accounts.…
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise, politicians will philander... And US voting machines will be physically insecure
DEF CON dossier reveals: You are not as secure as you imagine The Unites States' electronic ballot boxes are as vulnerable as ever to physical tampering by hackers. So says this year's DEF CON Voting Village Report, which summarizes the findings of infosec experts who picked apart the various vote-casting computer systems in use today by cities and counties around the country.…
You are faking it! No, you are! No, AT&T is... Verizon, T-Mobile US execs form 5G circular firing squad on Twitter
Finally, something actually exciting happening with this mobile broadband tech For over a year, savvy journalists and policymakers have been refusing to swallow the hype around 5G, aka ultra-fast mobile broadband, pointing out some unwelcome realities about the technology.…
Tune in next month: Learn all about the hackers staring down Singapore, Australia
And, crucially, how you can thwart these next-gen miscreants and protect your org Webcast We all know there are miscreants out there looking to break into our computer systems and steal our data – we even know how it's done.…
US immigration uses Google Translate to scan people's social media for bad posts – Er, don't do that, says everyone else
'Me encanta América... huh, so you're a terrorist?!' Google recommends that anyone using its translation technology add a disclaimer that translated text may not be accurate.…
Dunkin do-nots: Deep-fried cake maker did not warn its sugar addicts that crooks raided web accounts, says NY AG
President facing impeachment probe, Brexit off the rails... but more importantly, your Dunkies account was potentially pwned The US state of New York is suing food chain Dunkin Donuts for what is says is an illegal lapse in computer security.…
Quic! Head to the latest Chrome version and try out HTTP/3
New, faster protocol becomes a reality The latest iteration of the ubiquitous HTTP internet protocol - version 3 - has hit the web.…
Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit
San Francisco copper learns the hard way A police chase came to an untimely end this week when the officer in pursuit realised his Tesla S was about to run out of juice.…
Dropbox Paper: Handy for collaborating... oh and harvesting email addresses, too
'We understand the concerns' says Dropbox (not enough to change how it works, though) A security engineer has complained that a feature of Dropbox Paper, a document collaboration tool, leaks email addresses by design.…
Worst-case Scenario? You've got it: Gremlin makes totally trashing your apps even easier
Chaos merchant's failure-as-a-service tests system resilience Chaos-engineering company Gremlin has launched Scenarios – "templates of real-world outages" that make it easier to wreck your applications.…
As sales crash, Gartner wonders who can rescue the smartphone market ... Aha, it is I! 5G Man!
Analyst looks for signs of hope while mobiles follow PCs down the crapper If you give any credence to the forecasts Gartner publishes on a quarterly basis and have more than a passing interest in computer sales, the latest update might have made you spit out your vodka cornflakes this morning.…
Gagarin's Start now Soyuz-FG's End as shutters pulled on historic launchpad
Will the last cosmonaut to launch please turn out the lights Russia bade farewell to the old "Gagarin's Start" yesterday as the last Soyuz-FG to be launched from the pad at Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan headed to the International Space Station (ISS).…
Four words from Cisco to strike fear into the most hardened techies: Guest account as root
Now is a very good time to patch your estate Cisco has doled out yet more security updates for its IOS and IOS XE network operating systems, which, we are obliged to remind you, is its scheduled six-monthly patch run and not the usual "oh bugger" state of affairs.…
Now Uncle Sam would like a word with Brit teen TalkTalk hacker about a huge crypto-coin heist
Someone's popular! One of the teens behind the 2015 hack on UK telco TalkTalk has been indicted in the US over a huge cryptocurrency heist.…
Glasgow extends middle finger to southern fairies as London ranks bottom in mobile signal top 10
Gaun yersel! England's capital ranks last among the 10 largest cities in the UK for mobile network quality, according to crowdsourced mobile data researcher Tutela.…
Oracle: Yeah, we've had a bunch of G-Men come sniffing around asking questions about Google
US antitrust probe seems to hope the Chocolate Factory's best buddy will snitch Oracle's Washington policy and lobby boss has claimed that Big Red has been talking to federal investigators about its dealings with Google.…
HMRC chief digital wonk Jacky Wright takes flight back to Microsoft's light
'I am so proud of all that we have achieved in my two years' HMRC's chief digital information officer, Jacky Wright, is returning to Microsoft after two years in the role.…
Intel unveils gen 2 Optane SCM, bellows: You Barlow Pass, as it unfurls roadmap
Plus: 144-layer NAND coming in 2020... and a consumer-level QLC flash drive Intel has dropped the veil on its gen 2 Optane technology, code-named Barlow Pass, although the details are still light, and revealed it is developing 144-layer QLC (4bits/cell) NAND technology.…
Dropbox CEO: I will make your worklife a calmer experience
By hiding most of the emails you get Analysis Feeling overwhelmed by the number of unread emails in your inbox? Frustrated that you had to trawl through 1,000 Slack messages before finding the one you were looking for? Unable to find the latest version of the presentation your team has to give tomorrow?…
TalkTalk still struggles to shut down legacy email addresses on request
Another ex-customer struggles to get hacked account killed off Months after The Register first wrote about TalkTalk failing to close a former customer's email address, the firm is still using the General Data Protection Regulation as an excuse for dragging its heels.…
Haskell, Erlang, and Frank walk into a bar and begin new project to work in Unison
It's not a joke, it's a programming language tuned for distributed systems At the Strange Loop conference in St. Louis, Missouri, earlier this month, Paul Chiusano, founder of Unison Computing, gave the audience a tour of Unison, an emerging programming language designed for building distributed systems.…
Training workshops, keynote speakers, top advice, and more: Join us at our AI conference MCubed next week
Book your ticket now to get a real-world intro to machine learning and analytics Event MCubed, our machine-learning conference, kicks off in London next week, and we really want you to join us for three days of practical AI and analytics.…
Oh cool, Alibaba's first home-grown AI chip. Oh wait, it's only for its own cloud servers... for now
The 12nm Hanguang 800 chip has 17 billion transistors Alibaba, the Chinese e-commerce conglomerate, revealed its first cloud AI accelerator chip on stage at its Aspara Conference held in Hangzhou, China, on Wednesday.…
Black holes are like buses: You wait for one – and three turn up at once in galaxy merger
Three becoming one Pic Astronomers have spied a rare cosmic curiosity: three supermassive black holes appear to be on the brink of merging with one another after a gigantic galaxy collision took place, a billion light years away.…
US senators green-light recruitment of crack infosec teams, both public and private
Cyber-terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to: America, fsck yeah! The US Congress has, near enough, approved a law bill to create a new set of dedicated cyber-security teams within the Department of Homeland Security.…
Match.com? More like Match dot-con, claims watchdog: Cyber-lonely-hearts 'lured into forking out to view bot spam'
You have a new message, please pay to see it. Oh, it's from Klick4_n00dz_9000 America's trade watchdog claims the owner of Match.com, Tinder, and other dating sites, shafted its lonely-hearts by allowing obviously bogus bot profiles to feign interest in the singletons.…
macOS? More like mac-woe-ess: Google Chrome slip-up trips up SIP-less Apple Macs
Fresh code gives file systems a /var-sectomy – see inside for a manual fix On Tuesday, Google halted deployment of a Chrome update that damaged the file system on some macOS computers and rendered them unable to boot up as normal.…
Dropbox reinvents itself as a collaborative workspace – no, not the WeWork kind (phew)
File storage company launches new Spaces service Dropbox now longer wants to be just a cloud storage service but the provider of “a calmer and more focused working environment” its CEO announced this morning.…
Confused why Trump fingered CrowdStrike in that Ukraine call? You're not the only one...
Security biz that probed 2016 DNC hack makes an odd cameo in revealed transcript A garbled remark by President Donald Trump in a just-released phone-call transcript with the Ukrainian head of state has focused attention on cloudy security shop CrowdStrike.…
Fairytale for 2019: GNOME to battle a patent troll in court
Linux darling faces the lawyers over Shotwell shenanigans The GNOME Foundation, maker of the eponymous Linux desktop, has been hit with a sueball over how its Shotwell photo manager, er, manages photos.…
US govt watchdog barks at FAA over 737 Max inspectors' lack of qualifications
People who signed off the type rating course weren't qualified, claims whistleblower A whistleblower has claimed America's Federal Aviation Administration misled investigators checking whether FAA personnel were fully qualified to sign off Boeing 737 Max training standards.…
Loathed Aussie mining magnate Clive Palmer punts libel sueball at YouTube comedian
But he forgot about the Streisand effect, tsk-tsk A four-month-old video has been dredged up and given a massive publicity boost thanks to legal threats sent by Australian would-be politician Clive Palmer to YouTube comedian Jordan Shanks.…
Bug fixes abound in Microsoft's freshly Cascadia fonted Windows Terminal
Command line new and shiny mere months from 'feature complete' Those brave souls previewing Microsoft's new Windows Terminal were given a treat last night, as the team emitted an update to its latest take on command line shenanigans.…
Good news: Microsoft is doubling your OneDrive storage for more than double your money
Make room! For a fee... Microsoft has finally begun rolling out the updates it promised OneDrive users back in June in the form of the Personal Vault and desperately needed additional storage.…
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