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If you run a physical graphics accelerator and SSD in the G-cloud, pay attention Google Cloud has warned that some of its servers will soon have their firmware upgraded, an event that will likely disrupt workloads.…

TikTok asks court to intervene as administration fails to rule on forced sale ahead of deadline for shutdown TikTok says the Trump administration has gone quiet on whether it will allow the sale of its US operations to Oracle and Walmart.…

No selling to evil folks albeit with a few big loopholes for some The European Union has tightened up export rules on cybersurveillance tools in an effort to limit their spread to repressive regimes.…

Scale the Data Cloud Summit takes place this November Promo There’s probably never been a more appropriate time to move your data to the cloud. Let’s face it, there’s a good chance you haven’t even seen your on-prem infrastructure for months.…

And also – gulp! – figure out when it’s time for a chat about licensing anomalies Microsoft has merrily revealed that it has just given its resellers new tools designed to help them sell you more stuff, more often.…

First stage already on its way to the Red Planet, full steam ahead A joint American-European effort to bring Martian soil back to Earth will need an extra two years and cost about $4bn more than anticipated, an independent review board (IRB) has warned in a report.…

This one's all about putting cricket behind a paywall for nine-figure audiences of ardent fans Amazon has made a big bet on cricket played on New Zealand as a vehicle to help it crack the Indian market.…

Share prices of China’s internet giants slump in wake of call for comment China’s State Administration for Market Regulation has opened a discussion on a revised anti-monopoly law for the Internet age.…

Russian rockets are Putin on the back burner, except for emergencies NASA on Tuesday officially certified SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket and Crew Dragon capsule as vehicles capable of flying astronauts to and from the International Space Station, making it the first ever commercial spacecraft system to be approved by the American agency.…

Android, Adobe, SAP, Red Hat join the bug-busting party Patch Tuesday Microsoft published fixes for 112 software vulnerabilities for its November Patch Tuesday, 17 of which have been rated critical.…

Man jailed for 51 months after pilot temporarily blinded by the light An idiot who directed a laser at a police helicopter, temporarily blinding the pilot while he was searching for a shooting suspect, has been sent down for four-and-a-quarter years.…

ARM64 5nm TSMC-made silicon to ship next week, Cupertino claims apps are ready Apple on Tuesday unveiled three computers based on homegrown Apple Silicon processors, marking the start of a two-year transition that will replace Intel microprocessors with Cupertino-designed chips compatible with the Arm microarchitecture.…

They have a point Uber and Lyft have asked a California court to scrap an injunction that forces them to treat their drivers as employees given that the US state's voters backed Proposition 22.…

More data points needed, says academic, but technique could give governments a spoofin' bad headache A group of academics reckon they've found a way to uniquely fingerprint aeroplanes’ Automatic Dependent Surveillance-Broadcast (ADS-B) tracking transmitters – though an aviation infosec boffin says more research is needed to verify the new technique.…

Pull up a chair with 30,000 of your closest DevOps friends for a free day of learning Promo It’s been a hell of a year. Just as IT pros have been forced to work from home, and DevOps work has shifted into cloud, corporations are learning to scale the education of their employees.…

Obscure interface lets you monitor chip activity with code as if you were physically plugged into it Updated Boffins based in Austria, Germany, and the UK have identified yet another data-leaking side-channel flaw affecting Intel processors, and potentially other chips, that exposes cryptographic secrets in memory.…

Offloaded to local Shenzhen government and Digital China Huawei reportedly intends to sell the Honor mobile unit to a consortium consisting of long-time supplier Digital China and the Shenzhen government, in a deal valued at 100 billion yuan (roughly £11.4bn/ $15.2bn).…

Fancy getting system privs? Swap out a DLL and you're in A British infosec outfit spotted a privilege escalation vulnerability in EA Games’ Origin client after discovering the software was hunting for an absent DLL file when users opened it.…

Pops head around door into party: Oh Qualcomm, you're here too? Taiwanese fabless chipmaker MediaTek today introduced its latest 5G platform for mass-market (affordable) devices: the Dimensity 700.…

Perhaps if you didn't price it higher than the market cap of the entire Group, you'd have sold it before now Capita is still hopeful of finding a buyer for its education software biz despite financial offers reportedly coming in below the expected range of £500m to £700m in mid-October - which at the time was higher than the entire group's market cap.…

Preliminary view is that antitrust rules have been breached After a year of gentle probing, the European Commission has fired off a Statement of Objections to Amazon about the way it accesses sales data generated by third parties on its online marketplace.…

Interconnect tech likely to improve data center operations The CXL Consortium, a standards body focused on interconnect technology, released the 2.0 version of its Compute Express Link specification today.…

Flipping gift cards for cash = fast cars, nice houses and, er, jailtime An ex-Microsoft staffer has been sentenced to nine years in prison after defrauding the Windows giant of more than $10m.…

Licence to float... Financial services software specialist FNI has dodged a $2m licensing bullet by jumping off Oracle databases and lifting its MariaDB environment to the cloud.…

No cure for self-inflicted manufacturing wounds though, sadly Intel's battle to remain relevant continued overnight as it noted the shift to remote working and trumpeted the ways it might assist IT departments dealing with a suddenly remote workforce.…

'It does not set out how the NHS will deliver its ambitions in practice'. As for that paperless NHS? Strategy watered down and deadline dates moved Two years after it began, the NHS digitisation strategy still has no implementation plan and risks repeating the UK health services' legendary IT failures, according to a report by MPs.…

Also: A new Visual Studio Code and back to black for some Dev Channel Insiders In Brief Microsoft's Your Phone has enhanced its Android functionality with a jump from single app support to the considerably more useful ability to launch and run multiple apps on the Windows 10 desktop.…

Pry open that weird little red suitcase and give us a few quid, would you? Cost-cutting at UK tax ministry HMRC has resulted in IT systems that “constitute a significant risk to the department”, according to national spending watchdog the National Audit Office (NAO).…

Lauches enterprise server trying to make 'pod' data a thing at scale Inventor of the world wide web, Tim Berners-Lee, is having another crack at fixing the internet’s biggest problems with the launch of a new enterprise server.…

Will come as standard from 2022, but other auto-makers have worked on the same kit and code so could catch up fast Hyundai Motor Group has announced an extensive collaboration with NVIDIA that will see the GPU-slinger’s DRIVE platform pull up inside around seven million vehicles each year starting in 2022. But the team-up won’t be hard for rivals in both the car and silicon market to replicate.…

The usual stuff in the spotlight: Google Pay crowding out rivals, search algo bias India’s Competition Commission has launched an antitrust case against Google over its bundling of Google Pay with Android.…

A win for 2020: Polymath's posessions headed back to Sherborne School Missing Alan Turing memorabilia is to be returned to the UK from the US, after it went missing from his old boarding school.…

Starting with just two projects - Baetyl and EdgeX - but eventually all code will be shared behind Great Firewall A Chinese Git-as-a-service outfit named “Gitee” claims it has struck a deal with the Linux Foundation to mirror its projects behind the great firewall.…

Hints at fun to come in 2021, for photographers and industry alike Sony has announced a drone division called “Airpeak”.…

*Hums the GoldenEye theme* America’s largest radio telescope, at the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico, has suffered yet more damage after another cable above the reflector dish snapped and came crashing down last week.…

Crooks want $17m for decryption key Compal, the world’s second-largest white-label laptop manufacturer, has been hit by the file-scrambling DoppelPaymer ransomware gang – and the hackers want $17m in cryptocurrency before they'll hand over the decryption key.…

Vid-chat giant promises never again to make 'misrepresentations about its privacy and security practices' Zoom has been forced to agree to a range of security improvements in a settlement with America's consumer watchdog, the Federal Trade Commission, as a result of earlier wrongly claiming it offered true 256-bit end-to-end encryption.…

We've heard that one before... Atlassian has unveiled plans to give IT Service Management a whacking with the Jira stick in the form of Jira Service Management.…

Inoculation is simple: MFA, regular timely patching A trojan targeting Linux and deployed by a known ransomware gang has been discovered by Russian antivirus firm Kaspersky.…

Offensive cyber operation includes 'encrypting' Vlad and Chums' disinfo servers British eavesdropping agency GCHQ is actively hacking Russian attempts to undermine coronavirus vaccine efforts, according to The Times.…

Don't worry, you'll still get your iPhone 12 Apple confirmed reports this morning that it has sat long-time supplier Pegatron on the naughty step, putting the Taiwanese contract manufacturer on probation until it addresses several labour concerns.…

iSH spared for now, but what will happen to a-Shell? Two iOS terminal applications popular with developers – a-Shell and iSH – have run into problems with Apple, which has said they breach its App Store Review Guidelines, though iSH has been spared deletion after an appeal.…

Still not as fast as an old Pendolino Updated Virgin Hyperboleloop was cock-a-hoop over the weekend after blasting a pair of employees along its Las Vegas test tube.…

Careful with those built-in account names too Microsoft has added another whoopsie to the known issues list for the Windows 10 October 2020 Update: plugging in a Thunderbolt NVMe SSD device could well result in a sudden stop error.…

But that's where German software giant wants its on-prem customers to go SAP customers making the jump to cloud will have to adopt standardised processes and drop customisations, according to a senior veep.…

If only cheaper-than-Apple Logitech kit could turn bog-standard slab into a Pro Review While Apple saw fit to bestow its wallet-crushingly pricey Magic Keyboard on the iPad Pro and Air, no such love was given to the entry-level 10.2-inch iPad, which is a favourite of schools and hard-pressed parents alike. Filling the gap is Logitech's newest Combo Touch keyboard case, which, for the first time, adds a trackpad to the mix.…

It may have escaped the worse of coronavirus, but no one is immune to bork Bork!Bork!Bork! New Zealand may appear to be practically perfect in every way (at least when viewed through the lens of the UK's Lockdown Number Two) but the city of Christchurch is not immune to bork.…

How many hundred thousand customers? Who, Me? Welcome to a Who, Me? story in which the moral might be: "Be careful what you kick off before lunch if you want a mealtime free of phone calls."…

Former SpaceX, Tesla, and Google site reliability leader steps into newly-created role Boeing has created a new role for a vice president of software engineering and filled it with a veteran of similar gigs at SpaceX, Tesla, and Google.…

VMware warns of incoming security fix after attackers get root on host VMware has taken the unusual step of warning about an imminent security advisory after a Chinese team successfully popped its flagship product.…