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Los Alamos National Lab fires up 750-node RPi cluster
It's an exercise in learning to cluster, and could soon scale to 10,000 nodes The Los Alamos National Laboratory will this week reveal its latest "High-performance computer" - a cluster of 750 Raspberry Pis.…
Stop your moaning, says maker of buggy Bluetooth sex toy
Companion app recorded audio you while you - ahem - played, but it never left your phone Sex-toy maker Lovsense has told its customers to stop moaning about one of its products, which recorded audio of users as they – ahem – played, and stored it on their Android phones.…
ARM emulator in a VM? Yup, done. Ready to roll, no config required
Also does MIPS, PowerPC, Sparc, and AARCH64 Hacking ARM processors just became a little easier after a researcher who operates under the name Azeria Labs put together virtual machines that emulate common hardware.…
Teensy weensy space shuttle flies and lands
'Dream Chaser' is signed up for ISS re-supply six missions Sierra Nevada Corporation's “Dream Chaser” automated spaceplane has successfully flown and landed.…
Ride-share upstart 'Fasten' revealed as Hive of insecurity
Like Uber but for leaking personal data: a million customer records left on unsecured Hadoop Boston-based ride-hailing hopeful Fasten has coughed to a million-customer data breach that happened because someone left a database lying around unsecured.…
CopperheadOS stops updates to thwart knock-off phone floggers
Hardened Android vendor found third parties eating its lunch The folk in charge of the hardened Android distribution CopperheadOS have run into problems with licence violations. Over the weekend, they temporarily disabled over-the-air updates for Nexus devices, and pulled some downloads from their website.…
Linux 4.14 arrives and Linus says it should have fewer 0-days
Which is nice as it's the next long-term release and gets Linux into the GPU game Linus Torvalds has given the world version 4.14 of the Linux Kernel.…
Manic miners, hideous hackers, frightful flaws, vibrating mock cock app shock – and more
It's your weekly security news bytes Roundup Phew, we made it to the weekend. Let's take a look at everything that went down in IT security beyond what we've already covered this week.…
Secret HPE AI chip, TensorFlow updates, neural networks writing themselves – and more
Your weekend dose of machine-learning updates Roundup It's been an interesting fortnight, sorry, two weeks in AI. In addition to what we've already reported, we have news about HPE developing what looks like a neural network accelerator chip, TensorFlow updates, Google's effort to teach software to make software, and other bits and pieces.…
Parity's $280m Ethereum wallet freeze was no accident: It was a HACK, claims angry upstart
And we have evidence to prove it, says biz stiffed out of $1m A crypto-currency collector who was locked out of his $1m Ethereum multi-signature wallet this week by a catastrophic bug in Parity's software has claimed the blunder was not an accident – it was "deliberate and fraudulent."…
You wanted robo-butlers. Instead, you're getting robo-BOFHs
Machine-learning tech tries to figure out when your servers are about to fail Interview Park Place Technologies for the past two years has been working with IT services biz BMC to develop a way to augment its data center service business with machine learning.…
Brace yourselves, fanboys. Winter is coming. And the iPhone X can't handle the cold
Speaking of white scenes, Apple's diversity is still grim Apple's $1,000 iPhone X may have trouble operating in the winter weather.…
How did someone hijack your Gmail? Phishing, keylogger or password reuse, we're guessing
If you run a website with user accounts, take a look at this research, ta Google has teamed up with computer scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, to find out how exactly hijackers take over its users' accounts.…
Microsoft president says the world needs a digital Geneva Convention
Mr Smith goes to Switzerland Microsoft president Brad Smith appeared before the UN in Geneva to talk about the growing problem of nation-state cyber attacks on Thursday.…
Quantum CEO exits as scale-out storage rescue fails
Tape, DXi and SOS all trend down as SW-defined cloud-native star rises It's blood on the boardroom table at Quantum as an activist investor joins the board, the CEO leaves, the scale-out storage revenue rescue strategy fails, revenues turn down, and hopes turn to a software-defined, cloud-native future.…
Word on the Rimini Street: Software support firm smiles through Oracle pain
Q3 sales up, global footprint enlarged post NASDAQ listing Oracle and SAP support firm Rimini Street has reported an increase in revenues in its first quarterly results since being listed on the NASDAQ.…
HPE gets carried array with HPC: Partners up with DDN
High-performance servers get data-pumping storage arrays +Comment HPE and DataDirect Networks are partnering to integrate DDN storage and burst buffer products with HPE's Apollo servers and its DMF workflow manager.…
Greenhouse gas-sniffing satellite to be built and tested in Britain
By a multinational... But, er, RULE BRITANNIA! The UK Space Agency has made a deal with Thales Alenia Space to assemble and test a carbon-measuring satellite, the British government announced yesterday.…
Computing in schools improved, but still needs major patching – report
This programme is not fully supported, please contact your national administration Computing based education has improved in the UK since 2012 but there's still more to be done, according to the Royal Society…
Equifax Q3 results: Not as bad as you might have hoped; hack attack cost over $87m
The cost of THAT breach revealed... profits crash Equifax's latest financials lay bare the costly fallout from the embarrassing security breach that exposed 143 million customers' privates in the US and 15.2 million in the UK.…
Sean Parker: I helped destroy humanity with Facebook
Sorry isn't enough, Sean The billionaire and former Facebook president Sean Parker now says he regrets helping turn the social network into a global phenomenon. The site grew by "exploiting a vulnerability in human psychology" with its greed for attention and the careful reward system it created to keep users addicted.…
Whomp. Intel's promised fatter Optane drive arrives
Offers advice on getting better Optane benchmark boosts The 750GB version of Intel's Optane P4800X product is becoming available this month, doubling the current 375GB capacity.…
Capita forced to pay out £66m to investors over Connaught fund farce
Watchdog finds outsourcer's oversight severely lacking Capita's investment business has been forced to pay up to £66m to investors by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) over its handling of the collapsed Connaught Income Fund.…
Firefox 57: Good news? It's nippy. Bad news? It'll also trash your add-ons
Unless you're lucky and there's already a WebExtensions equivalent Open Source Insider Mozilla plans on November 14 to start rolling out Firefox 57, a massive update that just might send many of its users scurrying for the LTS release.…
UK Home Sec thinks a Minority Report-style AI will prevent people posting bad things
Calling all precogs! Comment The Home Secretary believes artificial intelligence will soon be used to stop people posting on the internet pre-emptively with a kind of Minority Report-style "precrime" unit.…
WikiLeaks drama alert: CIA forged digital certs imitating Kaspersky Lab
Vault 8 release says spooks used disguise to siphon off data The CIA wrote code to impersonate Kaspersky Labs in order to more easily siphon off sensitive data from hack targets, according to leaked intel released by Wikileaks on Thursday.…
Uber loses appeal against employment rights for workers
Tribunal upholds minimum wage, paid rest break luxury for minions Taxi firm Uber has today lost its appeal against a ruling that its drivers should be classed as workers rather than self-employed.…
Automatic for the people: Telcos forced to pay for giving you crap services
BT, TalkTalk engineer a no-show? ... £25 for you Purveyors of crap broadband services could have to shell out £142m in compensation, under an automatic redress scheme due to be brought in by regulator Ofcom.…
Android at 10: How Google won the smartphone wars
It's like Windows at 20. But slurpier Part One It was an anniversary that prompted much reflection. The Platform had completely triumphed and was now ubiquitous, relied on by people all over the world. You could find the Platform in almost every conceivable kind of device, from cars to TVs. Although Apple had once been the pioneer, it now had to settle for life in the Platform's shadow: as a high-margin boutique, catering to a wealthy minority. The Platform was what everyone else used.…
History shows why geeks will never, ever, ever...get along
Schismogenesis? Isn’t that a posh word for Flame War? Register Lecture You know that geeks tend to atomise into warring camps, exchanging flames, tweets and worse. But did you know that real live academics have studied this phenomena?…
The day I almost pinned my tushie as a Google Maps landmark
My blue jean contents are disruptive Something for the Weekend, Sir? Facebook wants to look at my nuts.…
ZX Spectrum Vega firm's lawyers targeted by empty-handed backers
Where's the money coming from to fund these sueballs, angry folk ask watchdog Disgruntled customers of ZX Spectrum Vega+ firm Retro Computers Ltd have complained to the Solicitors’ Regulation Authority (SRA), alleging ringfenced company funds are being diverted into its legal battles.…
UK.gov: IT contracts should be no more than 7 years. (Not 18, Fujitsu)
Let's see how that works out The British government has once again told departments to break their addiction to big contracts, specifying that deals with suppliers should be no longer than a paltry seven years.…
NASA shoots for 200Mbps networks on swarming satellites
Saturday launch will hoist super-manoeuvrable CubeSats that find each other in space Orbital ATK will on Saturday launch a Cygnus spacecraft on a supply mission to the International Space Station, with one of its payloads being a pair of CubeSats that NASA hopes can demonstrate 200 megabits per second downloads, from space, and how small satellites can be operated in harness to build networks or complex machines.…
Metal 3D printing at 100 times the speed and a twentieth of the cost
If the Desktop Metal can pull this off, a revolution is coming Comment A new machine will print metal parts at a tenth of the cost of today's manufacturing systems, potentially launching a revolution in small part production, its creators claim.…
System Centre's first semi-annual release debuts
Try Redmond's upgrade treadmill in Tech Preview to see if you can hack the pace Microsoft's released the first semi-annual version of System Centre.…
User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot
It had an error code on it and was on a monitor, which made it an IT problem On-Call Welcome again to On-Call, in which The Register christens each new Friday with a reader-contributed tale of being asked to fix the unthinkable.…
Harry Potter to get the Pokémon GO treatment
Can expelliarmus get your kid to put down their phone? You'll need to know soon If you're not keen on augmented reality, Harry Potter, kids whose lives seem to be lived through mobile devices, or all of the above: brace yourself.…
Inmarsat aircraft Wi-Fi lift off set to fill coffers
Pre-tax profit dipped a few percentage points, though Brit satellite biz Inmarsat has doubled its statutory profits and grown its revenues, thanks mainly to its in-flight Wi-Fi offerings.…
Qualcomm touts deal with Chinese giants to really consider using $12bn of its chips
Non-binding 'memorandum of understanding' inked with four smartphone builders Qualcomm says it has struck a deal, of sorts, with four major smartphone vendors in China that could possibly be worth $12bn.…
Hey, Nvidia – who loves you, and who do you love? A. Cloud giants
Cryptocurrency mining is another story, though Nvidia's fortunes continue to rise, with the graphics card slinger reporting record revenue of $2.64bn, as well as rising profit, in its third quarter of the year.…
Samsung shows off Linux desktops on Galaxy smartmobes
Ubuntu – all of it – running Eclipse on a phone, and a DeX dock VIDEO Samsung's shown a little more of its plans to run fully-fledged Linux desktops on its 8-series Galaxy smartmobes.…
'Sticky runway' closes Canadian airport
Don't laugh: Goose Bay strip is where an A380 landed after its engine blew up in September Canadian airport Goose Bay has closed due to a “sticky runway”.…
The NAKED truth: Why flashing us your nude pics is a good idea – by Facebook's safety boss
We can explain, insists multibillion-dollar social network Poll Amid days of intense debate over about its controversial plan to block revenge porn on its social network, Facebook sought to calm fears about the program.…
Judge bins sueball lobbed at Malwarebytes by rival antivirus maker for torpedoing its tool
Litigious security biz upset at blanket PC ban Security software slinger Enigma has lost a key legal battle against antivirus maker Malwarebytes, which blocks and deletes Enigma's products from PCs.…
Online outrage makes Logitech drop a brick: Now it will replace slain Harmony Link gizmos
And tries to explain 'class action lawsuit' forum censorship Logitech is now offering to replace free of charge the connected home hubs it will automatically brick early next year.…
Learn client-server C programming – with this free tutorial from the CIA
Available now via everyone's favorite publisher, WikiLeaks – Отличная работа, Джулиан! WikiLeaks has shoved online more internal classified stuff nicked from the CIA – this time what's said to be the source code for spyware used by Uncle Sam to infect and snoop on targets' computers and devices.…
US government seizes Texas gun mass murder to demand backdoors
Too early to talk gun control, not too early to bork iPhone security While US President Donald Trump thinks it's too early to discuss gun control in the wake of Sunday's Texas church massacre – America's latest mass shooting – his Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is just fine exploiting the murder-suicide of 26 people to push for backdoors.…
Boffins: We can identify you by your typing, and we're gonna sell the tech to biz, govt – yay!
Gee, thanks Concerned that browser cookies fall short when it comes to tracking mobile devices and their owners on the internet, computer-science boffins believe they can recognize phone-toters using only their keystrokes and accelerometer data.…
Alexa, please cause the cops to raid my home
Sour krauts after Amazon digital assistant throws wild midnight party – for itself We all assume that intelligent devices will either serve our every need, or try to kill us, but what if they just want to party?…
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