Remember Kimi wondering about “green eggs and ham” on the Orion menu? Yeah, I went there. Kelp based wraps are kind of an emerging thing, so I had to settle for spinach (which worked out ok)… A spinach wrap quesadilla[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript She gasped lightly, almost as though she hadn't expected him to do it. Putting her head on his chest, she sighed another musical sigh. "There may as well be no word for 'love' in the language of my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Finding the ability to speak, Hans asked, "You . . . You're an elf?" The cat strode up to Hans as well. He held a hand up weakly and it moved under it so he could pet it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Everything hurt. Hans slowly realized he was in some sort of bed. More like nest of furs than a bed actually. "Where am I?" he thought. He'd been bandaged, and cleaned, head to toe. He peeked under the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Jormungand shrank down to a smaller, but still pretty damn big snake. He struck at Hans, easily catching an arm in his jaws and then wrapping his coils about him. The serpent's coils began to tighten. In moments[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Anything that starts with Yaya Han…

↓ TranscriptCHAPTER 3--FEAR Boy faces wurm. ≪Got it! Focus on The Tower!≫ The room was replaced by a grassy field. Hans found himself next to a large berm that surrounding an ominous looking tower. The sun shone over head, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Bellowing his own rage, Hans jerked the spear back and with both hands plunged it into the thing's chest. An electric bolt traveled down the length of the spear and bathed the wolfman in blue light. It howled[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript Hans shrugged, "I don't even know how I got here. There was this electric circle thing with a naked woman inside. I touched it and ended up in here." The creature chuckled. "Now I know you didn't come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Had to make changes to the first chapter. Nothing important, or were they? ↓ TranscriptCHAPTER 2--CONFUSION Boy meets werewolf. ≪There it is again. She’s opened another gate.≫ Hans found himself on a rough wooden floor. He dimly remembered landing roughly.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript≪She’s up to something.≫ Then he heard the voice. "Help me. Please help me." It wafted gently from front side, the side facing his vacant chair, of the circular, whatever-it-was. "Who's there?" Peering into the front of the weird[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript A bell rang. Students started heading back into the school building, Hans and Dave among them. Jinsoku looked at his unopened lunch box. "Bogus. I didn't even get to eat yet." * * * Hans gave Jinsoku a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ Transcript It was almost lunch time anyway. Since it was a warm day, hinting at a warmer summer, Dave and Hans sat on a bench outside. In spite of his size, Dave was a baritone. He was also barrel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ TranscriptThere really wasn't much being taught the last week. Even the instructors liked to have a little fun between reviewing for finals. In this case, Mr. Varnir, a portly little man, with a wise, yet friendly face, was going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

↓ TranscriptAs he began loudly scolding the students, they began to press forward. That always meant First Bell would be ringing soon. Once the yard cleared, the raven’s kin would be along to harvest food scraps conveniently dropped by the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Anti-Vaxers at it again. Doesn’t matter what study after study has shown. Doesn’t matter to them that their sick kids kill other kids. https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-health/2018/10/18/arizona-course-vaccines-canceled-after-parental-backlash/1149710002/ ↓ TranscriptGrampy says... Stupidity isn't contagious. But it's usually deadly. "It's no hurting anyone," is neither[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Aelfheim is a short novel that I started back in 2002. It’s something of a freshman effort, so I don’t expect any awards. I’m a little stuck right now, so I’m cleaning it up and presenting it to you, my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

(I apologize for neglecting you all so much. When I haven’t been running ragged on family stuff, I’ve been under the weather, more so the last several days. So, I thought I could at least share something interesting…) Broken Peach[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Good thing for Luna she’s not going anywhere soon. ↓ TranscriptLuna I guess you’re the one to ask about fertility issues. SKy I’m assuming you usually have light periods and frequently skip? Luna Yeah, but my last was on the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

If you haven’t heard of The Bechdel-Wallace test its a quick way to look at how women are portrayed in fiction. To pass a work has to have two or more women that speak to each other about something other[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Jaz will tell you that Ace is always careful… ↓ TranscriptWalton Lost Way! He still smells SO good. Gina I know he uses a touch of pine oil in his laundry. na-Nilina So... Who else peeked? Magenta That’s normal for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I’ve been reminded a couple times of the animation work by Warlord of Noodles (aka Betsy Lee). One of my favorites is Miss Kitty Sees You. (I’m no furryphile, especially when muzzles are involved. But I could make an exception…)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I think I’ve spent more than a week trying to get the dialog right…

Something lighter this time. A giant music box using marbles. And you might like their other music and videos on producing the next generation marble machine.

At least it’s less a case of shame than of appearing less desirable for having children. ↓ TranscriptAce So you don’t have any-? What is a parent’s hanyo sibling called? Veracity Uhm… Walton OH HO! Ace just hit upon the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Even though they could get their own Basic residential unit and substance, Freeloaders are more common than you’d think in Orion culture. It’s usually a non-sexual relative. ↓ TranscriptVeracity Don’t get me wrong. We are picky about our sex partners.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

You’d think the galaxy would be hip deep in Orions… ↓ TranscriptVeracity ...so while Surety and I are foster-sisters, we’re actually distant cousins. Surety Her mother and my father are cousins with our foster-mother. But, since I can never have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

White makeup obviously wouldn’t work for Orions. So Orion court jesters painted their faces orange. So, you might say that orange skin lacks appeal. ↓ TranscriptAce OK. I assumed an anthocyanin based pill was behind your pigmentation. Is that a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Her mother’s name is Violet. ↓ TranscriptMagenta I don’t metabolize greenies properly. OK? It runs in the family. na-Nilina Everyone knows that. We just wonder how you got named, “Magenta.” Magenta My mother has a sick sense of humor. Denali[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

A series of fun animated music videos. I can’t wait fir the 4th.

And she also does Legal Majority parties. I mean, who doesn’t love a good orgy? ↓ Transcriptna-Nilina Weird Al. Magenta Say what? na-Nilina My hair. I’m fan of Weird Al Yankovic. Magenta Oh? I never asked ‘cause I was afraid[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

You might want to make twp pillow cases. One of Sky on both sides and one of Luna.

Sometime I’ll tell you about the guy that made the mistake of bringing a gun to an Ace fight.

More Alice the Angel. (Is my crazy-girl fetish showing?) And here’s the long version of this song:

Magenta’s awfully lippy for a cadet… ↓ TranscriptAkane I notice. So many of Orion share the same hairstyle. Denali That’s actually just this crew. It’s kind of a tradition in ExCorps for a ship’s captain to set the predominant hair[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Here’s another fun tune using Miku Miku Dance for the animation.

You may have noticed something about her sword, too. ↓ TranscriptDenali I am so jealous of your hair. We all are. Long hair is traditionally a luxury to us. Does it take a lot of care? Akane When alone, it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Cool song I found on Youtube.

Just wait ’till they find out she can sing, too. ↓ TranscriptJaz Well, I’ve always wanted to be rich and famous. And when was someone going to tell me this? Sky I shouldn’t have said anything. I don’t have all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Cameras these days. The can be so tiny. ↓ TranscriptLuna Seriously? That’s the second time I’ve heard him quoted up here. Sky It may not be the last. He’s become required reading in many academies and universities these last few[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

By request, an Akane dakimakura. I think she likes you. Yes, I’ll do one for Ace, but male vote incentives don’t do so well. I’ll post it on DeviantArt when I get to it.

Fortunately the Cartman Estate has a scrambler that no one’s unplugged, or the Orions might have “rescued” Grampy, too. ↓ TranscriptJaz “You can’t get over an obstacle if you don’t face it?” Sounds like something Grampy would say. Sky Professor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The first TMI dakimakura (a printed pillowcase for a type of body pillow). Ready for printing. Do you want to be Rusty’s friend?

Sky’s been there, too. ↓ TranscriptJaz But, wasn’t her skin green before? Sky She can be just about any color she wants. So can shipsuits. That’s how I could change my uniform and make my arm look more realistic when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I finally figured out that the plugin for comment up/down voting was what was causing every comment to go to moderation. I’ll look into something else.

Straps and buckles can be so awkward, after all. ↓ TranscriptAce Just how does one get dirty while wearing a shipsuit? Rusty While a shipsuit collects perspiration, body oils, and other excretions, there is still some buildup. Also bacteria and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Veracity takes a lot of showers. ↓ TranscriptAce You’re waterproof, now, Rusty? Rusty I am resistant to fluid intrusion to a pressure of 130 KiloPascals. Comparable to approximately 3 meters deep in a Terran ocean. However, that was by employing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Rusty 1 Walton 0 ↓ TranscriptRusty Greetings, Everyone. May I join you? Ace Rusty, hey! Walton Miss Rusty, this is a public space. You do not need anyone’s permission to be here. I know there are still some people that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

I’m a little behind the curve on privacy policies and cookie notifications. I tried using a subscription service generated privacy policy. It was really thorough and seemed to cover all the bases. But it was also $10 a month and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

And we haven’t heard from her since… ↓ TranscriptAce Should you be telling people this, Mom? Gina Shoulda thought of that before letting on how much more you know than we thought, Mister. Anyway, I’ve always maintained that the Saurians[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...