NEW YORK-Noting that the 5-year-old purebred ultimately meant more to them than any of their ungrateful, deadbeat children, the nation's baby boomers reportedly decided Wednesday to leave their entire $78.55 trillion fortune to a single spoiled Pomeranian. Upon our death, we formally request that our whole estate be left to dear Mitzi, the only one [...]The post Baby Boomers Leave Entire $78.55 Trillion Fortune To Single Spoiled Pomeranian appeared first on The Onion.